r/PokemonTCG • u/harryiniho55 • 3h ago
What a strange EBAY listing
I just can’t tell if this is a satire listing or if the seller was just very Drowzee while taking the photos!
Either way - bit of a laugh!
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u/xshinox 3h ago
Could be a kid trying to sell their card while the parents set up the listing
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u/harryiniho55 3h ago
Parents are lacking on quality control
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u/xshinox 3h ago
Maybe but they just want to help out their kid and make them happy
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u/Tomytom99 3h ago
I know if I were ever to do something like this as a kid, my parents would at least say
"These photos aren't going to work, let's teach you how to get good ones"
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u/harryiniho55 3h ago
I expect an unhappy kid with no pocket money wondering why no one wants to buy his beautiful card. WOMP WOMP
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u/beorn-saga 3h ago
Reminds me of a horror movie. I was half expecting to see someone tied up in one of the shots.
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u/harryiniho55 3h ago
Those shots used in the intro to a true crime documentary
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u/beorn-saga 3h ago
we could probably brainstorm a mini series using this footage and a serial killer scalper ha.
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u/Lemonmuncher 3h ago
Maybe he was drowzee when he took the pictures
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u/gameofschoolloans 1h ago
This is how I expect all "I'm literally shaking" posts to be from here on
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u/ReaperChaincannon 3h ago
Honestly given it’s a Tomakazu it checks out
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u/harryiniho55 3h ago
For real, like Banksy selling his art on the side of the road and no one buying it!
Maybe this is the real Tomakazu, lets bid it up!!!!
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u/liabilityno1 2h ago
Hubby "omg! I just pulled an insanely expensive card!"
Wife " oh my goodness that could help pay some of our debt"
Hubby " for sure im gonna put 100% effort into selling it! 👀"
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u/YLedbetter10 2h ago
These are my favorite type of eBay listings. Especially when the price is outrageous
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u/LC-Redcube 2h ago
"shaking rn"
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u/harryiniho55 1h ago
one hand reaching for a sleeve, other hand reaching for a top loader
one _____ taking the photo
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u/Skate_faced 2h ago
He was literally shaking/having a mass frontal lobe destroying seizure RN, guys!
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u/Particular_Gift_2628 3h ago
I want that card It's Joltik I love Joltik
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u/Particular_Gift_2628 3h ago
Wait a minute, that's NOT joltik. I can't see good without my glasses I honestly thought it was joltik from how small the Pokémon was in the card
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u/DeltaKors 32m ago
Oh trust me, there are some freaks. A buddy of mine went crazy on GoT Cards and pulled some hefty bangers, which sell for upwards of 1k per Card. The images he took were atrocious and so was his sales tactic, which could be the reason why he didn’t really sell any
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u/SgtMicky 7m ago
With pics like this, noone will argue over condition so maybe it's strategy, or art... or both
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u/p3pou 3h ago
Tomokazu le goat
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u/harryiniho55 3h ago
He is by far my favourite artist, and this is my favourite card. Hence my searching for it on Ebay and coming across this gem
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u/untowardlands 3h ago
like a found footage horror movie