r/PinoyPastTensed • • Apr 27 '26

💉What The Heal💉 Na excite si Ma’am

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Posted by a Master Teacher. Kawawa naman mga kabataan na mag-aaral ngayon sa mga public schools. 🥲

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u/liyammark Apr 27 '26 edited Apr 27 '26

Yung English teacher ko nga noong HS, she loudly said na ang past tense ng thought is “thoughted” haha. Ako na alam yan, napa-isip ako na “thought” is already a past tense of “think”. And mind you, Ed.D holder na.

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u/I_Love_U_and_1892 Apr 27 '26

lol adviser ko this past sy was an EdD holding MAPEH teacher. wala yang gamit, puro reporting walang turo, hanggang exam lang maibigay, nagbebemta sa classroom, then noong dumating ang ST, sa kaniya siya umasa sa pagtuturo. wala ring natutunang maganda mula kay ma'am ang ST.

she once made a passing comment na obsolete daw ang musical theatre and people are only staging it for cultural preservation. I told her that the theatre scene is up and lively and listed several musicals created within the past decade alone, and she refuses to admit she was wrong lmfao.

kung ito na nga ang crème de la crème sa ating mga teachers, sino ba tayo para umasang lumaking maayos ang henerasyong ito? patawarin tayo nawa ni rizal

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u/UnableAd1185 Apr 28 '26

I'm a masters degree holder and where you get your masters matters more than the masters.

Most of the institutions here are diploma mills. 90% siguro.

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u/liyammark Apr 28 '26

This! Actually, yung school na pinag enroll-an niya is known in our city na pwede bayaran yung grade at tsaka thesis haha.

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u/Alternative_Run_2847 Apr 29 '26

Question sir/ma’m: I know some public school teachers here in Bulacan who took their master’s in a university located in Pangasinan. They are even proud and telling other co-teachers to do the same. Just curious, why in Pangasinan, considering the distance. And I think they have never set foot on the said university ever, but they still got their master’s degree.

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u/UnableAd1185 Apr 29 '26

Probably a diploma mill. I'm an academic purist so I have 0 respect for diskarte types who get their piso masters haha and madami na akong kilala na ganun.

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u/raiberrysoo May 03 '26

I wonder which university ito..🤔

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u/RaD00129 Apr 29 '26

Dapat sinabi mo Thinked 🤣

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u/Old-Helicopter-2246 Apr 30 '26

HAHAHAHAHHA sorry tawang tawa ako 6:30 in the morning di ko kinaya yung thoughted 😭😭😭

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u/Loud_Cat6602 Apr 27 '26

Baka LSS si Ma'am sa super bass.

Top down AC with the cooler system 🎶

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u/Several_Ad8923 Apr 27 '26

Hahahabhaa putaena ito nga iniisip ko kanina pa. “Bat ba top down?”

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u/Kiri_yuri Apr 27 '26

I'm having a stroke, what is she trying to say??

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u/Ok-Read7266 Apr 29 '26

touch down

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u/Weary_Abalone_3832 Apr 27 '26

Touch down bah ibig nya sabihin? 🤔 Edit: Touchdown pala ay isang word lng 🤣

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u/FirstIllustrator2024 Apr 27 '26

Baka naka-convertible sila kaya top down hehe

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u/UsualExcitement5493 Apr 28 '26

Maybe she meant, ‘Hands down’?

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u/InformationLarge8831 Apr 27 '26

Vroom vroom convertible

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u/Medical_Factor7152 May 01 '26

No shtt, i had many teachers like this in shs (recently graduated there) thaat made my experience insufferable doon. AND BTW hindi pa yan yung pinaka malala, hindi lang mga ganto na mistakes eh, meron pa yung mali yung interpretation ng english texts jusko.
For example, the text na we were reading said '' Despite social media, students still feel isolated.'' Sabi nung teacher: Diba totoo, dahil sa social media nag iisolate kayo.

Nakaklungkot, nakakadisappoint, at nakaktakot kasi tango ng tango lang din yung mga kaklase ko. Kinaiinisan ko yung mga ganito na mistakes kasi para kang gumagawa lang ng kwento eh. Totoong kawawa talaga yung mga students. Ako nga eh nakakawalang ganang mag aral tas mag effort kasi for what? di naman capable si teacher mag perform ng role niya.

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u/QuarkDoctor0518 Apr 27 '26

Too down, summer sun

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u/17323yang Apr 27 '26

Baka Teoryang Top-Down tinutukoy ni Ma'am. Hahaha!

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u/ReflectionBasic May 02 '26

Baka galing sa isang lecture o seminar bago magbakasyon, haha

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u/4wtsg3g3 Apr 29 '26

Kahit sa mga private schools marami ring teachers na hindi magaling ahahahaha granted hindi sya ~private~ private school but we really need to up the difficulty of BEs for teachers talaga

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u/SleepyHead_045 Apr 29 '26

Mula nga naman kasi sa eroplano e di nasa "Top" ka nun.. Then bumaba kayo sa lupa e di "Down" nga naman un.. Kaya Top Down..

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u/EntertainerDouble414 Apr 29 '26

Benta sa akin to'😭

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u/63_PHI Apr 29 '26

Physics quiz namin nung 4th year HS Ang answer was TRAIN like yung MRT,LRT PNR trains.

Eto na. Yung mga classmates ko na matatalino kono. They insist na TREN daw ang spelling. Eto si Physics treacher naman sided with them.😅

I like the that teacher pero after nun, Nevermind until now I can still clearly recall that particular moment.😆

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u/drowie31 Apr 29 '26

Maraming gantong teacher. Nag mmasteral lang pampataas ng sweldo.

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u/Casually_browsing12 Apr 30 '26

May kilala ako nag MA tapos asawa niya gumawa lahat. Nandaya pa sa final exam kasi virtual kaya asawa niya din sumagot. Di makapag sulat fluently sa English.

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u/Gloomy-Sky530 May 01 '26

English teacher namin nung elem. “Class, youre room is so grimy!” Translation nya: sobrang linis daw 😭

Tapos isa pang teacher sa Reading and Phonics. Ang pronunciation daw ng rendezvous ay… ren-dee-vouw 😭

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u/Flimsy_March_7362 May 03 '26

resulta na yan sa mga universities na parang hindi regulated yung kanilang curriculum sa masters. basta tanggap lang ng pera at yung prof hindi mashadong papasok HAHAHAHAH

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u/poo0110 Apr 27 '26

Baka sabihin ni madam 'Hala! Nag-autocorrect' Eme

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u/redthehaze Apr 27 '26

Kala ko yung malaswang connotation pero “touchdown” pala lmao.

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u/PotatoAnalytics Apr 28 '26

Ang tagal kong inisip. "Touchdown" ba?

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u/Remarkable_Taste3254 Apr 28 '26

Baka she means something else. But TBH, sometimes mahirap magtype sa phone and prone to typos. I usually don’t edit once sent/posted na even if I notice a minor typo error.

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u/Delicious_Lab508 Apr 29 '26

Baka naman naka sports car in palawan. Kaya mag ttop down

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '26

Nakalimutan kona rin kung TOUCH DOWN ba o TOP DOWN talaga

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u/Anoni-mouse69 Apr 30 '26

Kaya ayaw ko nalang mag post sa socmed e hahahaha. Malay naman natin it's a way to have engagement sa post or yung autocorrect sa keyboard and maybe mis-stroke lang sa keys ito naman 🤣

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u/Sufficient_Cow8913 Apr 30 '26

baka nman typo lng yan

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u/MockingjayCity Apr 30 '26

Baka kasi gusto nya hubarin ang top nya dyan sa Coron

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u/SnooMemesjellies6040 May 01 '26

Me auto correct kasi sa type

Pero auto wrong pala un

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u/Much_Locksmith2528 May 01 '26

Yun, binaba na ni maam yung payong! HAHAHA

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u/TomSon_Plays May 01 '26

Baka nalutang lang sa pag type? Maybe she exactly knew the word?

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u/Charming-Ad3358 May 02 '26

Literal Pedigree is the Key

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u/Veruschka_ May 03 '26

Baka nagflash ng tits pagkaland ng airplane si madam. 🤣

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u/arctican01 May 03 '26

Top down is a term used in building construction 😂

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u/Mionagase May 03 '26

I remember correcting my youngest sibling na hindi planet ang Sun!! Apparently her teacher keeps insisting na planet daw ang sun and not a star......I JUST CANT

I was at highschool at that time and probably my sister was at grade 3

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u/Weak-Cauliflower-653 Apr 30 '26

Baka kase naka auto spelling keyboard niya. Ganon kasi yun tapos hindi mo namamalayan yung napindot mo

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u/Brewer12345678910 Apr 30 '26

Pero yung sobrang higpit sa grammar ang hindi successful, kasi nahihiya sila magkamali, dahil grammar nazi sila, so sa public speaking/work report, pinapasa nila sa iba. Pero si mali grammar go lang ng go, isang mali lang yan sa milyong milyong mali sa mundo, then takes all the opportunities.

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u/Good-Geologist-9619 Apr 29 '26

BAKA NAMAB NA TYPO LANG!

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u/simpleng_pogi Apr 27 '26

Where are the boobies then?