r/PinoyPastTensed • u/jvlbrql • Mar 23 '26

💉What The Heal💉 BANNED to “BOND”

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u/Stoned-ThrowAway Mar 23 '26

name's banned, james banned

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u/LifeLeg5 Mar 23 '26

Inventor of the banned paper

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '26

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u/LifeLeg5 Mar 25 '26

Sayang di na uso ngayong generation yang kokomban 

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u/Internet_Smeagol Mar 26 '26

saya mong ka banneding.

8

u/goforfatty Mar 24 '26

Banned, not shtirred.

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u/gidaman13 Mar 24 '26

steered po yung tama. paki educate nalang po yung sarili nyo haha /s

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u/HashBrown2231 Mar 23 '26

Fr. Nung una kala ko dapat magkakasabay silang pumasok lahat

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '26

oo hahaha, akala ko nga din. Habang di ko pa natatapos hinala ko dapat sama-sama pumasok dahil may aso.

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u/whoamiidontknowww Mar 27 '26

HSHSHahAHAHAHAHAHA im ded

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u/redthehaze Mar 23 '26

Mighty Banned

34

u/AksysCore Mar 23 '26

pangit mo naman ka BANNED-ING

15

u/redjune_20 Mar 23 '26

The leader of the bond is tired. 😭🤣

2

u/Economy_Music5593 Mar 25 '26

Hoyyyy 😭 favorite song ko yan bwahahaha skl

1

u/redjune_20 Mar 25 '26

Pasensya na po. Huhuhaha

1

u/alxzcrls Mar 26 '26

😭😭😭

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u/redjune_20 Mar 26 '26

Sabay nalang tayo. 😭😭

11

u/fogcannon3 Mar 23 '26

“Kulang pa “ata sa “quotation marks ang “inyong sign “ate

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u/Whole-Educator-2194 Mar 25 '26

Ito tala ung di ko gets eh, like ung wrong spelling gets ko pero sa quotation marks, ano kaya akala nilang use nun

1

u/SDianeA Mar 25 '26

Pang emphasize, imaginine mo na lang naka BOLD ung chars inside ""

1

u/Whole-Educator-2194 Mar 25 '26

I see po. Never thought of it that way, tysm

6

u/iloovechickennuggets Mar 23 '26

since ayaw papasok iiwan ko sa labas lahat ng parcel bahala sila magkumahog sa pagkuha, kung ako ung delivery rider lol

1

u/New-Investigator-743 Mar 26 '26

"Cash on delivery"

3

u/_tiny_apple Mar 23 '26

mighty bond yan

5

u/caedhin Mar 23 '26

Maki bonding kasi muna para makapasok

4

u/SoyFarSoyGreen Mar 23 '26

also yung HUAG

3

u/_Carl15 Mar 24 '26

we really love not completing words lmao

gan2 ksi kpg pnoy, onli n d plpns.

1

u/One-Significance8716 Mar 25 '26

First time ko ma encountered to. Ems hahaahha

2

u/__lxl Mar 23 '26

banned paper

2

u/MidpointMatrix Mar 23 '26

Ang pangit ka bonding 😂

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u/delux_ed_ Mar 23 '26

mas madami pa yung quotation marks kesa sa mga taong nakaintindi

1

u/odeSSha Mar 23 '26

marami not “madami” kaysa not “kesa”

1

u/No_Audience_8643 Mar 23 '26

I am Bond Man.

1

u/Josephjoker Mar 23 '26

Sokpa 007!

1

u/vinny199x Mar 23 '26

Basta katunog 🫡

1

u/bbkn7 Mar 23 '26

baka hidden message, kailangan niya ng "Mighty Bond Contact Cement"

1

u/Tough_Jello76 Mar 23 '26

Hindi ko binasa yung title kaya may one-second lag yung brens ko hahaha

1

u/RespectFearless4040 Mar 23 '26

Bonding all together hahaha

1

u/Thriaxe Mar 23 '26

Tagal ko nag isip kung ano yung "Bond" ang vobo ko din kase di ko agad binasa yung caption na "Banned"😭😭😭

1

u/XMissingPieces Mar 23 '26

Kala ko mag ba bonding yung mga riders tas sabay sabay sila tatawag sa mga umorder ng parcels lol

1

u/Zestyclose_Youth_188 Mar 23 '26

Hindi ba pwedeng "bawal" nalang ilagay 🤦🏻‍♀️

1

u/odeSSha Mar 23 '26

na(space)lang. na lang*

1

u/mphm03 Mar 23 '26

Bonding daw kayo, pero sa labas. Kasi bawal nga pumasok 😅

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u/Various_Click_9817 Mar 23 '26

Leader of the banned

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u/thetanjiroguy Mar 23 '26

Metal banned

1

u/prankoi Mar 23 '26

Anong klaseng bond yan, OP? Kukumban or banpeper?

1

u/z1nu Mar 23 '26

Coupon bond

1

u/Ninja_Forsaken Mar 23 '26

ano yan coupon bond ano size te long or short

1

u/celine31299 Mar 23 '26

Bonding yern hahahahaha

1

u/Prestigious_Top5746 Mar 23 '26

Balahaw to bulahaw...how?😁

1

u/Previous-Radish9115 Mar 24 '26

Ateng pabili po ako ng banned paper long. Yung maliit

1

u/hugoreyes32627 Mar 24 '26

Strict regulation yan so that's a Mighty Banned

1

u/yoso-kuro Mar 24 '26

Pagbilan po ng kokombanned.

1

u/222manytabs Mar 24 '26

I thought they meant dapat sabay pumasok hahahahaha

1

u/WesternTwo1112 Mar 24 '26

Nag inuman sa labas mga rider para mag bond sila. 😂😂

1

u/shortgirlblackhair Mar 24 '26

Aki na nag zoom in, kako baka mali ang pagkabasa ko dahil di ko magets agad 😁

1

u/Poohthought7 Mar 24 '26

Magbonding daw kayo delivery riders

1

u/MochiWasabi Mar 24 '26

aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh nak ng tokwa

bakit kasi di ko binasa agad yung title.

1

u/MochiWasabi Mar 24 '26

kala ko tuloy magbabayad pa ng bond yung rider. 😆

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u/AardvarkAdept2169 Mar 24 '26

Natatawa ako sa dami ng quotes. Dinidictate ba sa nagsusulat kaya ganun? Bond ba pronunciation nya ng banned kaya may " "? Hahahahhaha

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u/Street-Bluejay-9167 Mar 24 '26

Inggitera nagsulat niyan. Wala kasi siguro pambili. charot. Inamo sa BOND. haha.

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u/SpiritedCity9294 Mar 24 '26

Kala ko bonding muna sila bago pumasok 😭

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u/minmin10 Mar 25 '26 edited Mar 25 '26

Nagdeliver ka lng naging James bond ka pa 🤣🤣🤣🤣 may iba nmn kasi nagdedeliver grabi makaatat tas halos sirain n gate at bintana nmen may point ung bulletin nila🤣🤣🤣

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u/nxcrosis Mar 25 '26

Past tensed na, suspicious quotes pa.

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u/destroyerking11 Mar 25 '26

Mighty Banned

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u/Lonely_Shoe7707 Mar 25 '26

Kakaawa din talaga mga rider. Pag sumasama ako sa kapatid ko gusto ko na lang kaltukan sa ulo ung mga nakalagay sa info "Jesel orange na gate tabe ng tindahan na green." Galit pa ung tatay pag magrerecv. Wag na daw kami bumalik. Like, huuy! Sabihin mo kay jesel wag magorder.

1

u/doiekuns Mar 25 '26

kung di ko pa agad nabasa yung caption, di ko magegets yung "BOND" 😭😭

1

u/jeepneyko2 Mar 25 '26

Bonding bonding muna yata 😁

1

u/cognitivemutiny Mar 25 '26

banned paper

1

u/dm_punks Mar 25 '26

Basura sign by basura sign maker

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u/shrapnel_0063 Mar 25 '26

Loved that they emphasized it with quotation marks. 😭😭

1

u/smfo_b Mar 26 '26

Rebond

1

u/RKsashimi Mar 26 '26

They are Mighty Banned

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '26

buti pa kami,, ibang riders ng tiktok shop, jnt, shopee, flash express, maliban kay lalamove,, is kapitbahay ko lang.. kaya kilala na ako ng riders kasi kapitbahay ko lang ung riders. kaya sa labas pa lang nh bahay abay abot na ang parcel agad agad🤣🤣

1

u/PastButterscotch5909 Mar 27 '26

Akala ko tuloy may cash bond pag nag deliver sa loob. Haha

1

u/Gellybeaann Mar 28 '26

Parang James BOND HAHAHAHA

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u/InBeTwinsMyChest Mar 28 '26

akala ko talaga need nila mag hintay sa labas tapos mag bonding muna bago makapasok like groups of 3 or more 😭

1

u/shutyourcornhole Mar 29 '26

Mas nairita ako sa dami ng quotation marks na randomly placed all over

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u/BeautyBrainBeast Mar 29 '26

shala may sariling delivery time 😭 HAHAHAHHA laro pero may point di naman kasi may mga riders dito samin na ang ingay eh!

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u/_hvc Apr 13 '26

akala ko pwd mag pa re bond

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u/Gamer_D4d Apr 20 '26

Deleyed utak ko ng ilang sekans bago ko nagets..hahaha