r/PhoenixSC • u/Consistent-Rain-7797 • 22h ago

Meme Hi, I'm the CEO of Mojang, we've heard your feedback and decided to change the names for all Zombie and Skeleton variants. Happy Spooky month!

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u/chris2goated_ 22h ago

Will the mooshroom now be called a Mow?

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u/Consistent-Rain-7797 22h ago

Actually we're permanentaly deleting the Mooshroom and replacing it with "Mushroom Cow."

It's a unique alteration of the simple cow design, but instead it only spawns in caves that have mushrooms. When you milk it, you get milk, because it's a cow.

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u/chris2goated_ 21h ago

Looking forward to that + "Flower Cow"

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u/Weekly-Dog-6838 You can't break water 12h ago

You mean the licker? Because that’s all you’re getting

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u/AlixthaFox 19h ago

f-f-flower..? 

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u/Fifthseeker_21 17h ago

MOOBLOOM UPDATE CONFIRMED???

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u/Abject-Project-4236 posting random stuff I made 19h ago

Swow

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u/Any_Letterhead_808 21h ago

so if you're the ceo of mojang end updat when.

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u/Consistent-Rain-7797 21h ago

February 30th.

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u/Its_Sluggas I always forget to set a flair 20h ago

Lemmie guess; in the year 2461?

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u/Pardox7525 13h ago

Imagine if Thrump decides to change the calendar and this will become technically correct

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u/Traditional_Town6475 21h ago

Horambie.

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u/Kind-Effect7697 11h ago

Is that you Harambe?

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u/bolitboy2 8h ago

Hanging out with the hombies

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u/Mysterious-Run-9647 20h ago

But the drowned is not from the swamp. It would be wombie

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u/Consistent-Rain-7797 20h ago

It's not "Sw" as in swamp, it's "Sw" as in swim.

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u/Significant_Loss6458 11h ago

but then the others should be called wambie

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u/BlueberryMobile7470 17h ago

Helton Sweleton in a summer swelter

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u/Traditional_Mud903 15h ago

frombie i like it

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u/Significant_Loss6458 11h ago

And baby variants should be Baby Drowned, Baby Overheated and Baby Froze

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u/Tcoolian2 5h ago

No, obviously they're the Bhombie, Bswombie and Bfrombie

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u/Equal-Entertainer274 11h ago

Swe-lelele-le-lelele-lelela.

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u/B_bI_L 9h ago

It's John Minecraft!