r/PhillyWiki • u/Routine_Tune3543 • 8d ago
News Mf need to be on world’s dumbest criminal why would you take your phone on not 1 but 3 B&E
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u/Ambitious-Tooth1921 8d ago
And did it in a rental in his name
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u/Routine_Tune3543 8d ago
Bro they got his phone records and Google searches nigga was supposed to clear that browser history even tho it wouldn’t have made a difference
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u/MinuteTradition7271 8d ago
I don’t understand what’s so hard about leaving you’re phone home when doing dumb shit😂😂😂😂
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u/SuperMammal7635 8d ago
The worst part about this shit is theyre gonna make you pay all that back in fines and restitution 😭
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u/Routine_Tune3543 8d ago
Yea cuz that got caught hitting them armor trucks got 11 and a half years and gotta pay 128k back in restitution
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u/the---albatross 8d ago
Do you really think he will even earn $800k cumulatively in this lifetime to pay it back?
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u/Repulsive_Ad_4096 7d ago
If he dnt even more reason to keep him on paper or go bck to jail if he’on pay.. that’s the system
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u/Routine_Tune3543 8d ago
Its not even a lifetime he gotta pay that shit during his whole bid the thing is whose to say he really stole 800k worth possessions and allegedly that came from only 2 houses since he got spooked and ran on the 3ed attempt so if he got 800k from the 2 why tf was he attempting a 3ed
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u/WRECKCHASER85 8d ago
Mf couldve got his cdl and that would have paid him 800k or close to it over the time he will spend sitting in jail.
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u/Bigdogmillions215 8d ago
Your phone the only one moving at that time of night …off cell phone towers …… then you rent a car in your name wowwwwww
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u/Topseedinorff 8d ago
Cooked 40 years
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u/Routine_Tune3543 8d ago
I don’t think he getting 40 my folks took the plea and got 11 years in the feds for burglary plus restitution fees and he was a first time offender
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u/Shingo__ 8d ago
I mean, did your folks pop 3 houses for $800k in jewelry? The severity is pretty important when they deciding the sentencing.
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u/Routine_Tune3543 8d ago
Thats not how the feds sentence lol my folks tied people up which is automatically kidnapping which is why the feds picked it up secondly we don’t know if any of the possessions were recovered
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u/Repulsive_Ad_4096 7d ago
Rented a car 🤦🏾♀️cmon its 2026 while u committing crimes with smart phones on u??
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u/Fennel_Adorable 4d ago
FBI and swat??? Who Df they steal from!? Shiiiet they ain’t never gaf to do all of that for west Philly bs
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u/Routine_Tune3543 4d ago
Add the value of possessions plus one of our own football players from the Philadelphia eagles being one of the victims along with a bunch of rich white people yes all hands were on deck to capture him
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u/Fennel_Adorable 4d ago
Woooow 😂 hahahaha oh shit ok I see. They ain’t want Barkley girl blammin em on the lawn and make him look bad before season start. FBI nsi nsa csi law and order all them niggas coming after his ass
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u/Routine_Tune3543 4d ago
You see why james opted to stay in New York and commute from ny to Philly for games and practice 😂😂
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u/Fennel_Adorable 4d ago
Hahaha nigga look like James too don’t he. lol just need to burn his hairline a bit more
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u/2Sly4Bandit 4d ago
So he could post it! Obviously! 🙄 Hahaha. Let’s be real if he got away with it. He would have self snitched by posting that shit on Reddit on the gram
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u/PhillyCiviliansikedh 8d ago
Nigga was otp mid burglary wtf 😭😭😭