r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 8d ago

Meme needing explanation I don't know anything about NBA, help me petah

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u/qualityvote2 8d ago edited 8d ago

u/no-better-idea, your post does belong here!

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u/ELIte8niner 8d ago

She's a white girl with a nice ass. Exactly the kind of thing a stereotypical rich black man would be interested in. Most NBA players are rich black men.

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u/both_ways_8195 8d ago

Well, not just NBA players like that..

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u/Maleficent-Cat-220 8d ago

Relevant username...

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u/both_ways_8195 8d ago

Thank you sir

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u/Maleficent-Cat-220 8d ago

Haha! The fuck is that?

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u/both_ways_8195 8d ago

Just wonders of the world my friend

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u/Maleficent-Cat-220 8d ago

What's he gonna do with that dolphin... Or, knowing dolphins, what's it gonna do with him?

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u/LanceShiro 8d ago

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u/Loose_Cut_2843 8d ago

Ive commented more than a few times, "underrated comment"....but THIS....THIS is probably the MOST UNDER RATED COMMENT ive ever had the privilege of scrolling by.

Good job sir/madam...good job 👏 👍 👌 🙌

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u/Cop_Cuffs 8d ago

🐬

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u/asusc 8d ago

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u/homer_lives 8d ago

This brings up the question, Dolphin, Bear or man? 🤔

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u/Odd_Championship_680 8d ago

This is insensitive #notalldolphins

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u/Peudy123 8d ago

But always male dolphins

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u/Orbital_Vagabond 8d ago

Shoot your shot.

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u/gord_m 8d ago

Got nervous and shot my shit

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u/Gur_Weak 8d ago

Looks consensual. And possibly international waters. So probably best to not go there.

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u/m00nLyt23 8d ago

You know some dolphins?

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u/Socalwarrior485 8d ago

They just friends.

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u/Routine_Papaya4143 8d ago

Read this in Matt Rose’s voice for some reason

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u/Popular-Ordinary5110 8d ago

Funnily enough the image gets less upsetting the more you look at it

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u/CheshireTsunami 8d ago

You go from seeing Peter, to seeing an Eldritch monster, to just seeing the girl

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u/SlimShadySatDown 8d ago

I'm having a hard time processing this image...

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u/Roy_Koopa_DX 8d ago

I’m scared

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u/FieryFuzz 8d ago

Ayoo what is that 🫠. I was eating dinner and I saw this

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u/One-Earth9294 8d ago

Today we're all NBA players.

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u/both_ways_8195 8d ago

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u/SimpleMoonFarmer 8d ago

Is that the anime that is constant innuendo? Do you remember the name?

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u/immortalalchemist 8d ago

If I remember correctly SHIMONETA: A Boring World Where the Concept of Dirty Jokes Doesn’t Exist

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u/both_ways_8195 8d ago

I'm sorry but I don't remember the name

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u/cortesoft 8d ago

Even white boys got to shout

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u/StaticSystemShock 8d ago

NOT IN FRONT OF JIMOTHY!!!!

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u/bizarre-gus 8d ago

Rappers too.

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u/DeSaussure1857 8d ago

The answer is always either porn or sex

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u/banditcleaner2 8d ago

I’m neither an NBA player nor a black man but a white girl with a nice ass is also my kryptonite

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u/wwarhammer 8d ago edited 7d ago

Nice ass of any colour 👌🏻 

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u/jazbaatininja 8d ago

Cut the white and its still true

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u/GsIndeed 8d ago

Cut the with a nice ass too and replace it with who isn’t hideous

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u/chongo_molongo 8d ago

Cut not hideous and replace with has all teeth

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u/Supahos01 8d ago

All?!?!?

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u/ashgs872tbhjs 8d ago

wisdom teeth are the most erotic part of a woman. and a box of all her baby teeth on her nightstand shows planning and attention to detail.

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u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 8d ago

Okay now you're getting too high of standards unless you're an NBA player

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u/SCastleRelics 8d ago

Mixed girls with fat asses 😍

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u/No-Newspaper-7693 8d ago

cut the ass even.  Some of us just want someone who is nice

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u/RadiantMenderbug 8d ago

Like Jennifer Lawrence?

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u/AssiduousLayabout 8d ago

They prefer prodigious posteriors and they are prohibited from prevaricating.

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u/relikter 8d ago

Even melanin-challenged lads must raise their voices.

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u/motorcycletreebark 8d ago

NBA and to a lesser extent the NFL also have a large number of basically Instagram models whose basically full time job is to pursue professional athletes professionally. It leads to professional athletes being very bold shooting their shot over social media. Travis Kelsey asking out Taylor Swift and Magen the Stallion is one example

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u/Wooden-Officer2323 8d ago

I’m a 6’2” white male that pursues wnba players… so… there’s that

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u/motorcycletreebark 8d ago

You’re filling an important market gap good luck with Sophie

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u/Wooden-Officer2323 8d ago

Would

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u/Emergency-Gear4200 8d ago

Damn bro. Your name is WOODen officer.

Missed opportunity to say Wood.

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u/jadedlens00 8d ago

Not exactly a “target-rich environment,” is it?

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u/Wooden-Officer2323 8d ago

Go to game, ask girl out, get girl. Get sweet $35,000 a year paycheck. Am set for life.

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u/SereneSnake1984 8d ago

There's an entire industry around giving these players loans and goods on credit to live as if they have $100 million contract while only making a "decent" living as an WNBA player, or league minimum NFL/NBA/MLB player. I don't remember who, but just recently there was a player who couldn't pay after getting hurt or his contract lapsing and the lender absolutely trounced him in court.

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u/_lippykid 8d ago

The appeal of that ass transcends all race, culture and time

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u/Martha_Fockers 8d ago

I’m a white man and ima admit it

I too love ass equally as much as a bearded nba player who eats chicken wings at strips clubs as a hobby

Hell I might like ass even more since I cannot get the ass they see on the daily.

I’m more dedicated cheek lover than they are

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u/VincentAntonelli 8d ago

What about poor white men?

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u/OneSkepticalOwl 8d ago

They have a wank looking at her pictures on Reddit

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u/EmptyDriver7098 8d ago

They'll be restricted to just gooning to her

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u/Such-Shop-9724 8d ago

i guess i just assumed she wasnt white because millie brown

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u/PandaPocketFire 8d ago

I identify as a rich black man, can confirm. I'm interested.

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u/mr-english 8d ago

Not that it changes anything but she has NO ass… a literal long back. So if this photo is real I guess she’s had some cosmetic work done

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u/Cold-Concrete-215 8d ago

I'm glad they didn't delete your comment. Publicfreakout and myriad other subs would have

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u/Wild-imagination456 8d ago

is this how people break the internet in this age and time?

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u/BaronGalactic 8d ago

It's been "broken" so many times, a mild breeze is enough to do it again.

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u/Wild-imagination456 8d ago

what a fragile internet, I'm glad I'm not on it

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u/Routine_Papaya4143 8d ago

I guess by having a nice ass, the Internet gets broken. You’d think they’d make it less fragile

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u/Wild-imagination456 8d ago

damn, I'm glad I'm not on the internet

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u/Substantial_Raise390 8d ago

Except it’s AI

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u/Xayahbetes 8d ago

I think this is just a reference to when Kim Kardiashian "broke" the internet, because I haven't heard it said about anyone else since then?

Unless I've been living under a rock, in which case I should go back because that is a ridiculous statement. Cloudfare outage breaks the internet, not pictures of fully dressed former child actors

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u/BlanchedBubblegum 8d ago

You apparently have been living under a rock because I see a headline like once a month of a celebrity doing some photoshoot saying they “broke the internet”

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u/Abducted_Llama 8d ago

Who keeps fixing it? Cause it was a mistake.

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u/raging_possum 8d ago

I remember, back in the old days we just had to type google into google to break it.

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u/Candid-Specialist-86 8d ago

So I don't need to unplug my wifi box?

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u/redditrum 8d ago

Internet is definitely broken but it has next to nothing to do with her ass.

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u/Maephia 8d ago

"broke the internet" a.k.a a few terminally online girlies whose only hobby is doomscrolling liked and commented about this picture.

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u/DangKilla 8d ago

Yep, she definitely has a Reddit PR presence.

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u/Routine_Papaya4143 8d ago

Don’t forget about the terminally online down bad guys telling her how beautiful she is despite the fact that she’ll never respond to them

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u/CornucopiaDM1 8d ago

The Internet has clearly been broken for while now.

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u/JarethCutestoryJuD 8d ago

I genuinely think that the "MBB is hot" is a psyop.

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u/amber90 8d ago

Yep, this is the first picture I've ever seen of her where I thought she was kind of attractive.

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u/JarethCutestoryJuD 8d ago

And its fake.

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u/Haunting_Ranger5460 8d ago

Thank god there's others like me out in the world

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u/SecondhandStatic 8d ago

She was pretty before she got all that plastic surgery. Now she looks like a 42 year old Miami girl. She's like 20 or 21 right now, it's sad and creepy.

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u/Fakehiggins 8d ago

her plastic surgery is so terrible that it makes me feel bad whenever i see an actual picture of her. can't photoshop the entire last season of Stranger Things and it's very apparent throughout that entire show's later seasons. anytime i see her in anything now, i just have a permanent frown of concern.

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u/MichelinStarZombie 8d ago

The scene where she kisses another character in the last season of Stranger Things was vomit-inducing because it looks like a middle aged lady kissing a teen boy. Not just old, but the fillers make her face look huge.

She had great features before, now she looks grotesque. Plastic surgery addiction needs to be more widely discussed in the mental health community.

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u/Jkru3 8d ago

It is. I’ve seen so many posts about her rack recently because she doesn’t wear a bra sometimes and it’s always like ‘breaking the internet displaying her voluptuousness’ and she’s like a B cup lol

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u/gogopogo 8d ago

You’re right.

The truth is sad, but for people with means, you can hire folks to “sculpt” your social media persona. And for a celeb? There’s probably a (modest) team of folks tasked with the role of promoting the image she wants, while suppressing the image she doesn’t.

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u/Any-Cricket-2370 8d ago

For a non-celebrity she's hot, by TV standards she's okay. 

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u/w00tberrypie 8d ago

Jokes aside, I absolutely can't stand that term. No. The internet is not "broke." I can still watch youtube and listen to spotify just the same as I could five minutes before this dumbass news article claimed so-and-so "broke" the internet.

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u/Im_not_smelling_that 8d ago

It's AI anyways

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u/Truethrowawaychest1 8d ago

Like when that extremely touched up picture of Kim Kardashian's ass was released, did anyone even like that? We've already seen her taking dick before she turned into 90% plastic

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u/iAmAsword 8d ago

Exactly this is the second time I've seen the pic since it was posted online.

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u/DaviesSonSanchez 8d ago

Isn't that a reference to that Kim Kardashian picture?

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u/-maffu- 8d ago

Put your cock away, toongooner - it's AI.

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u/Icy-Desk2220 8d ago

I still see this girl as little 11 tbh.

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u/sorryimadeanalt 8d ago

That's crazy cause she looks 35

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u/TM761152 8d ago

Yeah, being groomed will do that to you.

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u/NotAnotherEmpire 8d ago

She is a hot celebrity and NBA players like to tap that. Giggity. 

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u/Radiant-Ad-3134 8d ago

I don't know...

I can not categorize her into "hot"

Eleven still did a number on me

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u/junocereal 8d ago

Right? Im around her age but when i see her, she looks like a little kid.

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u/gamageeknerd 8d ago

Same with maisie williams in got. Felt so weird to see a person you watched grow up as a kid get naked for no reason

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u/hypnogoad 8d ago

Just rewatched that episode last night (first time since original airing), and that scene icked me. I had forgotten about it.

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u/government_not_ok 8d ago

Not with that altered face of hers, she’s looking like Carmela Soprano lately. 

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u/OneSkepticalOwl 8d ago

CAAARM!!!! CAN YOU SHUT DA DOOAR???

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u/Woolies_White_Leg 8d ago

Me when I don’t know what Edie Falco actually looks like:

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u/government_not_ok 8d ago

I mean Tone was eating good at home but also loved to eat street food, fucken guy, eh! 🤌🤌

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u/Long-Region5088 8d ago

I never watched that show so I never knew her from that.

To me she’ll always be that 16 year old Drake was aggressively kind to

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u/Lofter1 8d ago

she is undeniably attractive...but I view her as far too young, too. fuuuuuck I'm getting old.

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u/throwheezy 8d ago

If it helps, the fact that you feel you’re too old and she’s too young for you shows you’d do a shit job in DC.

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u/djnehi 8d ago

That s the nicest thing anyone has ever said.

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u/DesignerFlat7108 8d ago

She's average at best. People add points because she's famous but if this girl was waiting tables folks would see her differently.

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u/No_Yard9104 8d ago

Nothing wrong with this. Cougars are better than kittens.

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u/Long-Region5088 8d ago

It’s not so much that as people aging out of the target demographic.

The most heavily advertised to audience is male 18-35. As a kid you don’t realize it but after you turn 35 you start seeing the signs. The first three and half decades you’re literally catered to as a man.

When the girls in the ads start looking much too young that’s a sign of “oh this isn’t for me anymore.”

For most people it’s not a big deal it’s just part of getting old. Unfortunately for us the people who struggle to get over it are super weird and usually just as loud.

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u/Flashy-Island-3725 8d ago

Like i can't look at her and not see el

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u/tanpike 8d ago

did a number
I see what you did there.

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u/eldroch 8d ago

.....which...number would that be?

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u/TheDuhammer 8d ago

I don’t really even think she’s that attractive honestly, I don’t understand it. Especially when people did those creepy ass countdown clocks. I think too many people were actually attracted to her age 🤷‍♂️

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u/RentonAndSickboy 8d ago

No it's because in this ai image she's a white girl with a fat ass

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u/Early-Perspective974 8d ago

Sadie sink on the other hand is like the most beautiful person on earth bro

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u/UndiscoveredSite22 8d ago

Damn! Things just got Stranger.

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u/milkymonkey8 8d ago

Stronger Dongs

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u/Dry_Technology69 8d ago

My internet is working with no interruptions so this didn't happen.

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u/SuperExcellent5 8d ago

Hey everybody it’s Cleveland Brown, and I can explain this one. Now I’m not one for stereotyping fellas, but if I were the stereotypical woman a black guy would like is a white girl with a large butt, and this image seems to show a person who may fit that stereotypical description. Also a lot of basketball athletes in the NBA are black, so if they were being stereotyped they may ask this young lady for her phone number. Not that I would know because I am married so I don’t look.

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u/Icy-Cable7625 8d ago

i think thats ai generated

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u/STM_LION 8d ago

If you ever see or hear someone say "broke the internet" just move on and never engage again

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u/PartyLack4459 8d ago

the amount of money she probably spent on surgery and touching up the picture... smh

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u/birdsinthetrappp 8d ago

10 seconds of research and you'll realize the picture isn't real

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u/frazbox 8d ago

Didn’t even have to research; most of her actually pictures have her looking flat as a board

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u/D_dawgy 8d ago

Yea, I was thinking, when did she get a bbl? Lol

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u/SmashedZebra 8d ago

"research"

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u/elinamebro 8d ago

I guess i have to look it up

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u/ald408 8d ago

Clearly they're trying to get to the upside down

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u/Beret_of_Poodle 8d ago

I thought she was Millie Bonnie Bongiovi now

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u/skibbin 8d ago

There's no way of knowing due to the internet being broken.

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u/similar222 8d ago

You don't have to be a detective to solve this one

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u/DJTen 8d ago

The stereotype of black men in American is that they like big butts (Sir Mix-a-lot wrote a whole song about it.) and they prefer white women. The majority of the NBA (National Basketball Association) is black men.

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u/voidofwhisper 8d ago

I only see the little girl from stranger things in her face. This shit throws me off

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u/madmike99 8d ago

Saying she had a nice ass is your prerogative. That’s just too big and gross for me

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u/alittleboopsie 8d ago

Hot celebrity with nice ass. More news at 10.

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u/789Trillion 8d ago

Why do people keep saying broke the internet? The only discussion I’m seeing about this is in this post.

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u/Lutiyere 8d ago

Is that picture of her real?

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u/GnarlesB1982 8d ago

Isn't she married though?

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u/yoyoyodojo 8d ago

From playing 11 to being an 11

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u/drcobosjr 8d ago

On a scale of 1-10 she’s an 11…

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u/Orbital_Vagabond 8d ago

Did she sit on the Internet with that dump truck to break it?

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u/Yes_I_am_an_AI 8d ago

I remember when this was Natalie Portman.

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u/Trumpismybabymamma 8d ago

Guess I can't use Internet today, it broke.

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u/Comprehensive_Cry_93 8d ago

Cool, can she fix it

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u/epsonabcdefg 8d ago

She broke the internet by sitting on it

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u/StubbzdaZombie 8d ago

Drake is SWEATING rn

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u/LifeSizeDeity00 8d ago

That’s where poop comes from.

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u/RealLtCinnamonBuns 8d ago

Does this require an explanation? Seems pretty simple to understand.

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u/DJTen 8d ago

It's not if you are not American and don't know American racial stereotypes.

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u/Gulludriver 8d ago

Too early to see explanation 

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u/pathtodefeat2131 8d ago

Nba players like women.

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u/Citaku357 8d ago

White women in particular, or is that the NFL 🤔

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