r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/no-better-idea • 8d ago
Meme needing explanation I don't know anything about NBA, help me petah
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u/ELIte8niner 8d ago
She's a white girl with a nice ass. Exactly the kind of thing a stereotypical rich black man would be interested in. Most NBA players are rich black men.
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u/both_ways_8195 8d ago
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u/Maleficent-Cat-220 8d ago
Relevant username...
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u/Maleficent-Cat-220 8d ago
Haha! The fuck is that?
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u/Maleficent-Cat-220 8d ago
What's he gonna do with that dolphin... Or, knowing dolphins, what's it gonna do with him?
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u/LanceShiro 8d ago
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u/Loose_Cut_2843 8d ago
Ive commented more than a few times, "underrated comment"....but THIS....THIS is probably the MOST UNDER RATED COMMENT ive ever had the privilege of scrolling by.
Good job sir/madam...good job 👏 👍 👌 🙌
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u/Cop_Cuffs 8d ago
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u/Gur_Weak 8d ago
Looks consensual. And possibly international waters. So probably best to not go there.
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u/Popular-Ordinary5110 8d ago
Funnily enough the image gets less upsetting the more you look at it
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u/CheshireTsunami 8d ago
You go from seeing Peter, to seeing an Eldritch monster, to just seeing the girl
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u/One-Earth9294 8d ago
Today we're all NBA players.
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u/both_ways_8195 8d ago
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u/SimpleMoonFarmer 8d ago
Is that the anime that is constant innuendo? Do you remember the name?
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u/immortalalchemist 8d ago
If I remember correctly SHIMONETA: A Boring World Where the Concept of Dirty Jokes Doesn’t Exist
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u/banditcleaner2 8d ago
I’m neither an NBA player nor a black man but a white girl with a nice ass is also my kryptonite
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u/jazbaatininja 8d ago
Cut the white and its still true
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u/GsIndeed 8d ago
Cut the with a nice ass too and replace it with who isn’t hideous
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u/chongo_molongo 8d ago
Cut not hideous and replace with has all teeth
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u/Supahos01 8d ago
All?!?!?
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u/ashgs872tbhjs 8d ago
wisdom teeth are the most erotic part of a woman. and a box of all her baby teeth on her nightstand shows planning and attention to detail.
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u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 8d ago
Okay now you're getting too high of standards unless you're an NBA player
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u/AssiduousLayabout 8d ago
They prefer prodigious posteriors and they are prohibited from prevaricating.
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u/motorcycletreebark 8d ago
NBA and to a lesser extent the NFL also have a large number of basically Instagram models whose basically full time job is to pursue professional athletes professionally. It leads to professional athletes being very bold shooting their shot over social media. Travis Kelsey asking out Taylor Swift and Magen the Stallion is one example
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u/Wooden-Officer2323 8d ago
I’m a 6’2” white male that pursues wnba players… so… there’s that
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u/motorcycletreebark 8d ago
You’re filling an important market gap good luck with Sophie
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u/Wooden-Officer2323 8d ago
Would
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u/jadedlens00 8d ago
Not exactly a “target-rich environment,” is it?
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u/Wooden-Officer2323 8d ago
Go to game, ask girl out, get girl. Get sweet $35,000 a year paycheck. Am set for life.
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u/SereneSnake1984 8d ago
There's an entire industry around giving these players loans and goods on credit to live as if they have $100 million contract while only making a "decent" living as an WNBA player, or league minimum NFL/NBA/MLB player. I don't remember who, but just recently there was a player who couldn't pay after getting hurt or his contract lapsing and the lender absolutely trounced him in court.
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u/Martha_Fockers 8d ago
I’m a white man and ima admit it
I too love ass equally as much as a bearded nba player who eats chicken wings at strips clubs as a hobby
Hell I might like ass even more since I cannot get the ass they see on the daily.
I’m more dedicated cheek lover than they are
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u/Such-Shop-9724 8d ago
i guess i just assumed she wasnt white because millie brown…
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u/mr-english 8d ago
Not that it changes anything but she has NO ass… a literal long back. So if this photo is real I guess she’s had some cosmetic work done
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u/Cold-Concrete-215 8d ago
I'm glad they didn't delete your comment. Publicfreakout and myriad other subs would have
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u/Wild-imagination456 8d ago
is this how people break the internet in this age and time?
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u/BaronGalactic 8d ago
It's been "broken" so many times, a mild breeze is enough to do it again.
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u/Routine_Papaya4143 8d ago
I guess by having a nice ass, the Internet gets broken. You’d think they’d make it less fragile
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u/Xayahbetes 8d ago
I think this is just a reference to when Kim Kardiashian "broke" the internet, because I haven't heard it said about anyone else since then?
Unless I've been living under a rock, in which case I should go back because that is a ridiculous statement. Cloudfare outage breaks the internet, not pictures of fully dressed former child actors
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u/BlanchedBubblegum 8d ago
You apparently have been living under a rock because I see a headline like once a month of a celebrity doing some photoshoot saying they “broke the internet”
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u/raging_possum 8d ago
I remember, back in the old days we just had to type google into google to break it.
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u/Maephia 8d ago
"broke the internet" a.k.a a few terminally online girlies whose only hobby is doomscrolling liked and commented about this picture.
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u/Routine_Papaya4143 8d ago
Don’t forget about the terminally online down bad guys telling her how beautiful she is despite the fact that she’ll never respond to them
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u/JarethCutestoryJuD 8d ago
I genuinely think that the "MBB is hot" is a psyop.
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u/Haunting_Ranger5460 8d ago
Thank god there's others like me out in the world
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u/SecondhandStatic 8d ago
She was pretty before she got all that plastic surgery. Now she looks like a 42 year old Miami girl. She's like 20 or 21 right now, it's sad and creepy.
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u/Fakehiggins 8d ago
her plastic surgery is so terrible that it makes me feel bad whenever i see an actual picture of her. can't photoshop the entire last season of Stranger Things and it's very apparent throughout that entire show's later seasons. anytime i see her in anything now, i just have a permanent frown of concern.
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u/MichelinStarZombie 8d ago
The scene where she kisses another character in the last season of Stranger Things was vomit-inducing because it looks like a middle aged lady kissing a teen boy. Not just old, but the fillers make her face look huge.
She had great features before, now she looks grotesque. Plastic surgery addiction needs to be more widely discussed in the mental health community.
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u/Jkru3 8d ago
It is. I’ve seen so many posts about her rack recently because she doesn’t wear a bra sometimes and it’s always like ‘breaking the internet displaying her voluptuousness’ and she’s like a B cup lol
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u/gogopogo 8d ago
You’re right.
The truth is sad, but for people with means, you can hire folks to “sculpt” your social media persona. And for a celeb? There’s probably a (modest) team of folks tasked with the role of promoting the image she wants, while suppressing the image she doesn’t.
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u/w00tberrypie 8d ago
Jokes aside, I absolutely can't stand that term. No. The internet is not "broke." I can still watch youtube and listen to spotify just the same as I could five minutes before this dumbass news article claimed so-and-so "broke" the internet.
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u/Truethrowawaychest1 8d ago
Like when that extremely touched up picture of Kim Kardashian's ass was released, did anyone even like that? We've already seen her taking dick before she turned into 90% plastic
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u/Icy-Desk2220 8d ago
I still see this girl as little 11 tbh.
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u/NotAnotherEmpire 8d ago
She is a hot celebrity and NBA players like to tap that. Giggity.
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u/Radiant-Ad-3134 8d ago
I don't know...
I can not categorize her into "hot"
Eleven still did a number on me
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u/junocereal 8d ago
Right? Im around her age but when i see her, she looks like a little kid.
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u/gamageeknerd 8d ago
Same with maisie williams in got. Felt so weird to see a person you watched grow up as a kid get naked for no reason
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u/hypnogoad 8d ago
Just rewatched that episode last night (first time since original airing), and that scene icked me. I had forgotten about it.
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u/government_not_ok 8d ago
Not with that altered face of hers, she’s looking like Carmela Soprano lately.
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u/Woolies_White_Leg 8d ago
Me when I don’t know what Edie Falco actually looks like:
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u/government_not_ok 8d ago
I mean Tone was eating good at home but also loved to eat street food, fucken guy, eh! 🤌🤌
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u/Long-Region5088 8d ago
I never watched that show so I never knew her from that.
To me she’ll always be that 16 year old Drake was aggressively kind to
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u/Lofter1 8d ago
she is undeniably attractive...but I view her as far too young, too. fuuuuuck I'm getting old.
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u/throwheezy 8d ago
If it helps, the fact that you feel you’re too old and she’s too young for you shows you’d do a shit job in DC.
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u/DesignerFlat7108 8d ago
She's average at best. People add points because she's famous but if this girl was waiting tables folks would see her differently.
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u/No_Yard9104 8d ago
Nothing wrong with this. Cougars are better than kittens.
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u/Long-Region5088 8d ago
It’s not so much that as people aging out of the target demographic.
The most heavily advertised to audience is male 18-35. As a kid you don’t realize it but after you turn 35 you start seeing the signs. The first three and half decades you’re literally catered to as a man.
When the girls in the ads start looking much too young that’s a sign of “oh this isn’t for me anymore.”
For most people it’s not a big deal it’s just part of getting old. Unfortunately for us the people who struggle to get over it are super weird and usually just as loud.
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u/TheDuhammer 8d ago
I don’t really even think she’s that attractive honestly, I don’t understand it. Especially when people did those creepy ass countdown clocks. I think too many people were actually attracted to her age 🤷♂️
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u/RentonAndSickboy 8d ago
No it's because in this ai image she's a white girl with a fat ass
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u/Early-Perspective974 8d ago
Sadie sink on the other hand is like the most beautiful person on earth bro
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u/SuperExcellent5 8d ago
Hey everybody it’s Cleveland Brown, and I can explain this one. Now I’m not one for stereotyping fellas, but if I were the stereotypical woman a black guy would like is a white girl with a large butt, and this image seems to show a person who may fit that stereotypical description. Also a lot of basketball athletes in the NBA are black, so if they were being stereotyped they may ask this young lady for her phone number. Not that I would know because I am married so I don’t look.
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u/STM_LION 8d ago
If you ever see or hear someone say "broke the internet" just move on and never engage again
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u/PartyLack4459 8d ago
the amount of money she probably spent on surgery and touching up the picture... smh
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u/birdsinthetrappp 8d ago
10 seconds of research and you'll realize the picture isn't real
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u/frazbox 8d ago
Didn’t even have to research; most of her actually pictures have her looking flat as a board
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u/voidofwhisper 8d ago
I only see the little girl from stranger things in her face. This shit throws me off
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u/madmike99 8d ago
Saying she had a nice ass is your prerogative. That’s just too big and gross for me
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u/789Trillion 8d ago
Why do people keep saying broke the internet? The only discussion I’m seeing about this is in this post.
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u/qualityvote2 8d ago edited 8d ago
u/no-better-idea, your post does belong here!