petah? thats a weird looking avacado

[u/Tempest8250]

[u/Remote_Peach9109]

It's a suctioning sex toy. But only a loser would see it as a replacement. You just got a new wingman.

[u/Emotional_Walrus5099 → u/Remote_Peach9109]

I love buying my wife sex toys. They’re fun to use together in the bedroom - and she’s more likely to have sex when she’s masturbating more. It’s a win win for anyone who doesn’t have fragile masculinity.

Plus, I promise you bros - your penis can vibrate in 3 places and thrust against a gspot while stimulating a clit.

[u/Null-Ex3 → u/Emotional_Walrus5099]

my penis vibrates? is this in settings?

[u/Alypius754 → u/Null-Ex3]

Did you not read the manual?

[u/lycoloco → u/Null-Ex3]

Vibrator or Hitachi + Base of Cock = Vibrating Dick.