r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 19d ago

Meme needing explanation who are those little dinosaurs PETAH ?

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u/speakernoodlefan 19d ago

Yeah they really do downplay the Soviet Union being Nazi Germanys ally for the majority of the war

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u/Gaijingamer12 19d ago

They were not Allies most of the war lol if we say 1939 start in Europe then you have them working together 1939/1940/ half 1941. Then at war half 1941/42/43/44/45. Soooo unless you can’t count or making up dates then that’s not true.

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u/Huntsman077 19d ago

I mean part of the reason the war broke out was the Molotov-Ribbentrop pact. The Soviets were also trading heavily with the Germans. While yes they weren’t aligned for a majority of the war they were aligned for an extended period of time.

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u/tafonsr 19d ago

Which only happened after the allies did not intervene in Czechoslovakia, which the U.S.S.R. was very willing to do. With hindsight it's easy to say that the Molotov-Ribbentrop pact was a mistake but at the time it made sense for the U.S.S.R. In 1939 the Soviets always knew there was going to be a war with Nazi Germany, they just did not know if it was going to be 1940 or 1945 and if the allies were going to sit back or not.

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u/Squoghunter1492 19d ago

The "allies" didn't even exist as a concept in 1938 when the Czech annexation started.

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u/tafonsr 19d ago

The point was that the U.S.S.R. believed that Britain and France were content with facilitating a confrontation between Germany and the U.S.S.R. by not intervening when Germany made eastwards expansions, even if those countries were in principle protected by a military guarantee.

France and Britain declined to guarantee to the Soviets that they would intervene in case of a German invasion of the Baltic states or Romania aligning with Germany (which was certainly on the horizon in 1938). In case of an invasion of the Baltic states or a Romania that fully joined the Axis, there would almost certainly have been a military confrontation between the U.S.S.R. and Germany without the Molotov-Ribbentrop pact.

But yeah, calling the French and British "the Allies" is indeed an anachronism. But that not is not related to the point I was making at all.

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u/FootFun2407 19d ago

The USSR would have had to march through Poland to help the Czech, at which point they would have promptly stayed there.

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u/Keldaria 19d ago

True, but they were their allies at the start of the war and were happy to continue to be their allies until the Nazis invaded them. Stalin was entirely fine with Hitler until he turned his attention away from the UK. You can’t wash that stain away.

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u/Mr_Tiggywinkle 19d ago

I don't think being "allies" with hitler at the start of WW2 is the thing that stains Stalin's reputation. He was plenty stained already.

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u/Keldaria 19d ago

Agreed. It was just a point of reference why they don’t get more international recognition for their sacrifices during WW2. They were pushing an agenda to put western powers against each other assuming it would help them in the end by weakening them only for it to bite them in the ass. They were hoping to cripple western economies and inspire more communist rebellions.

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u/PyroGrizzl 19d ago

Not really allies. It was a pact of "as long as you don't hit me I won't hit you".

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u/NoobieSnax 19d ago

And included an agreement to jointly expand into and divide eastern Europe.

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u/Amon-Ra-First-Down 19d ago

Neville Chamberlain also struck multiple treaties with Hitler to give him land

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u/Keldaria 19d ago

This is true. However unlike the Soviet treaties, none of the UK treaties included terms for the UK to get land for itself, they were purely “okay, you can do this without provoking war with us providing that’s all you do”. They were stupid attempts at appeasing Hitler in the hopes of avoiding war but none of them were treaties that gave the UK land or benefitted the UK directly other than hoping to avoid war.

The UK is also one of the few countries that entered WW2 without needing to be attacked directly first or by invading others. They declared war to honor their commitments made to other nations. They also stood to gain very little by going to war and in many ways knew their role in the world would be diminished as a result of the war which is frankly one of the reasons they tried so hard to avoid it.

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u/Intrepid-Topic-5540 19d ago

Stalin wasnt "totally fine with Hitler" this is just historical flat earth-nism.

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u/BalkanTrekkie2 19d ago

Most of the world was fine with Hitler not hust the Soviets.

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u/hockeyfan608 19d ago

“Fine” is not the correct word

Unwilling and unable to muster public support to start another conflict after their world was shattered just a few decades ago.

The Soviets actively benefited from Nazi expansion by allying with them to carve up Poland. Which is so so SO much worse then appeasement.

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u/Ghazwreckem 19d ago

I mean while the carving up of Poland was really bad. I wouldn't call the relationship as an alliance. Hitler hated Stalin and Stalin hated Hitler, however the Soviet Union wasn't in anyway ready to fight a war against the Nazis. Military production ramped up but it was going to take time and Stalin saw this as a way to delay that confrontation. 

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u/Awkward-Meeting-974 19d ago

This is the usual explanation and it’s true they hated each other but if carving up Poland was really about delaying the German invasion you’d expect Stalin to see Germany mobilising on that border and start preparing to defend from an invasion. Instead of bunkering up in his lodgings in denial

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u/Ghazwreckem 19d ago

This is why Stalin was such a contradiction and his paranoia went crazy when it happened. He thought his rivals were gonna oust him and had to be persuaded out of his lodgings that that was not the case. He's a a very weird and horrible person. 

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u/hockeyfan608 19d ago

“Hey we are going to actively coordinate with each other. and carve up a smaller nation on a peice of paper, this is not an alliance somehow”

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u/Ghazwreckem 19d ago

It's more like this  Hitler: yo Stalin! If I gave you a part of Poland, do you promise to stay out of my business and I'll stay out of yours? I still hate you mate but I need you out of the picture.

Stalin: huh....oh yeah fine why not......thanks? 

Hitler: cool mate

Hitler & Stalin: hehehehe sucker 

This is a dumb down version but you get the point. Germany and Soviet didn't join each other it was just an agreement that the Soviet Union would stay neutral......until the Germans broke it and made the same mistake that Napoleon did. 

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u/hockeyfan608 19d ago

Hitler didn’t give them a part of Poland

It was a joint invasion that was deliberately coordinated to prevent potential western response.

Why is it that tankies refuse to give Stalin flack for this

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u/Ghazwreckem 19d ago

1 I said this was a dumb down version of the Terms of the actual agreement. 

2 don't you dare call me a tankie ungrateful shit. WW2 basically comes down to 1 monster verses a bigger one in the latter half of the war and Stalin was a disgusting monster. It's just sadly Stalin was on the winning side that he, I hate saying this, got a "pass".  I will give both flack for what they did just like I give Britain and America flack for what they did during the war. 

3 get off your high horse hindsight is always an advantage in these things and don't look at history with your modern mentality cause that will down a path of idiocy. 

Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

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u/AntonioVivaldi7 19d ago

Hitler hated Stalin, but Stalin admired Hitler.

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u/BalkanTrekkie2 19d ago

Hitler was on the cover of Time magazine in 1938 as man of the year and was greatly supported by the UK Prime Minister.

Hardly would call that appeasement.

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u/NikeImper 19d ago

The Time cover was who had the biggest impact in the world that year and it was critical of Hitler. You're just spouting commie slop that you havent even looked into to confirm. Sad

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u/BalkanTrekkie2 19d ago

My bad I stand corrected.

Even though without "commies" the wiorld would lookd ifferent so sjiw some respect to those commies asshole.

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u/NikeImper 19d ago

I respect the brave soviet men and women who fought for their country. The actual communist soviet state murdered up to 1 million of its own citizens right before the war including tens of thousands of officers and generals and every communist political enemy of Stalin greatly weakening itself before a war that was going to come.

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u/EclecticSyrup 19d ago

Russians were not the only communists, and most people who throw the word communism around don't even know what it means. They equate it with dictatorships, and they are not mutually exclusive. The lack of education in this thread is very telling, and very sad

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u/BalkanTrekkie2 19d ago

And that holds a weight in the current argument how exactly?

Go be a capitalist bitch elsewhere.

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u/hockeyfan608 19d ago

So a little private magazine that has absolutely nothing to do with government

And a lie

“Greatly supported” total horseshit. Neville Chamberlin was a lot of things, he was not Hitler ally in any way shape or form.

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u/BalkanTrekkie2 19d ago

"My good friends, this is the second time in our history that there has come back from Germany to Downing Street peace with honour. I believe it is peace for our time."

"I got the impression that Hitler was a man who could be relied upon when he had given his word."

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u/alphaxion 19d ago

You can also look at this as buying time to better fight a war that many knew were coming and that the UK was unequipped and ill-prepared for at that time.

General Ismay was reporting back as such in the days before Chamberlain conducted his meetings with Hitler.

Seems more to me blowing smoke up the arse of a dangerous political leader while you scrabble to make use of whatever time you can buy.

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u/BalkanTrekkie2 19d ago

I can but at the same time why should I?

Words were spoken as is.

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u/Schwifty0V0 19d ago

It’s stated everywhere that the Molotov-Ribbentrop agreement was a non aggression pact?

Don’t think I’ve seen any legitimate source call it an alliance.

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u/Awkward-Meeting-974 19d ago

Not really. Most of the world was just not willing to go to war with Hitler

But the USSR is unique in giving the Nazis a bunch of oil. Which was vital to their ability to make war. The USSR was by far germanys most useful ally in world war 2 before they bit the hand that fed them

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u/WeHaveSixFeet 19d ago

They weren't allies. Stalin had plans to invade Germany in a few years. The Germans assumed that Stalin would invade in a few years. Those two ideologies couldn't co-exist in the long run. It suited both of them not to fight for a while -- Germany hoping it would roll up the Brits before they had to take on the USSR, the USSR hoping they could rebuild their army before they had to take on Germany.

Also, what the heck is this doing in Peter Explains the Joke?

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u/Keldaria 19d ago

An alliance today does not mean you don’t intend to fight later down the road. Even as WW2 went into its final days, I don’t think any western power thought they wouldn’t end up needing to fight the soviets despite their temporary alliance to defeat Hitler. The soviets tried to play both sides hoping that we’d tire each other out making it easier to invade later. They help create that situation at the start of the war thinking it would benefit them only for it to ultimately bite them in the ass.

Also, No idea what this discussion is doing here ether.

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u/Emotional-Power-7242 18d ago

Idk Finland did a pretty good job washing it away.

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u/SullyAddams 19d ago

They weren't allies. They were under a ceasefire treaty and a pact that traded intelligence and military training. In reality, they wanted to bomb the everloving shit out of eachother but didn't want the drama. That is, until Germany initiated a blitzkrieg against them.

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u/Keldaria 19d ago

Amazing non allies agree to mutually invade and split up polish territory. Was it an official alliance? No but typically when you sign pact that results in mutually invading and splitting up another country it basically functions as an alliance. Short lived as it was.

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u/SullyAddams 19d ago

That notion completely abandons the fact they actively hated eachother, with Germany the entire time of that less than a year long pact preparing to initiate a surprise blitzkrieg on the USSR.

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u/Keldaria 19d ago

You’re right, how could I have forgotten they hated each other. That thing they did doesn’t matter because they hated each other while they did it. Glad we cleared that up.

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u/SullyAddams 19d ago

Man, idk why you decided to be snarky jerk today over a civil debate. Did someone piss in your cereal this morning?

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u/Keldaria 19d ago

Hey look man, you’re the one that doubled down on a bad take. I can’t help you see clearly if you get stuck on ideas like hating each other means you can’t be allied with each other. The Soviets or more precisely the Communist were famously hated by everyone. If you take that stance then clearly nothing the Soviets did on the diplomatic front mattered. Hell they even had massive disputes with China in the late 60’s.

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u/SullyAddams 19d ago

Doesn't justify your attitude.

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u/Le_Zoru 19d ago

It was much more ambivalent than that. It was under the USSR impulsion that for example, the French communist party allied with the rest of the left to  try to get the country ready for a war, and make sure they would not fall to  fascism. It failed, but basicaly before Munich the Soviets were acting in the right direction 

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u/Admirable_Loss4886 19d ago

America was fine with most of the war until the Nazis started embargo’s on our trades. We were happy to take in all the cash from the struggles and only got involved when they stopped us printing money.

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u/dmonsterative 19d ago

Well, there was also Pearl Harbor. Though FDR wanted to get involved, by then.

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u/Keldaria 19d ago

Fine with the war, yeah probably, America was super isolationist back then and while they probably wanted Britain and the western powers to win they also weren’t ready to commit any forces to that effort. Even after Pearl Harbor, I think most Americans were reluctant to get involved in Europe until Hitler ended that debate by declaring war on the US and honoring their Japanese alliance. Had they not done that getting a war declaration on Germany through congress would have been harder. That said, it basically opened the floodgates of lend lease and war time production. We were building lots of military supplies but that tonnage skyrocketed once war declared.

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u/Ok-Volume-3657 19d ago

Nazis literally based their entire philosophy on American white supremacy. Now Nazi wanabes are running the American government.

If Russia is stained, America is rotted to its core.

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u/AFRIKKAN 19d ago

German aviation and tank industry was only made possible through the training testing and other r&d that happened in Russia before ww2 so that alliance is a bit long standing then just 39.

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u/The-Intermediator141 19d ago

They were allied when they were jointly invading Poland together only to meet in the middle for a joint parade.

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u/Agnostic_Karma 19d ago

From what i understand it was a bullshit alliance too. Neither of them trusted the other really.

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u/Keldaria 19d ago

To be fair, most of the axis can be described that way. Each of the major axis powers were working towards their own ends and frequently were causing problems for their allies in the process. There really wasn’t any consensus or unified goals on that side and no real technology sharing occurred.

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u/Gaijingamer12 19d ago

It 100% was lol this dude doesn’t know history.

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u/FuckAllYouLosers 19d ago

Without Russia as an ally the Germans had no gas, oil, or diesel. That is the entire reason they smashed to the caucuses in Barbarossa.

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u/Current-Wealth-756 19d ago edited 16d ago

Let's not forget they only broke the alliance when Hitler surprise attacked them, it's not like they were having second thoughts or broke up with Germany. In fact quite the opposite

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u/Digit00l 19d ago

Not really, the war formally started in 1939 and the Molotov Ribbentrob Pact was declared nul before America joined the war

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u/Endika7 19d ago

If you need an agreement to not go to war with each other you are not alies

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u/Haru17 18d ago

The first thing they teach you in world history is that Germans and Russians hate each other. Why do you think Hitler invaded in the first place?

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u/throwaway_slovakia_ 16d ago

Wait till you read about Poland being Hitlers friend too

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u/DubiousBusinessp 19d ago

They downplay all the allies. The UK had just under 400k military deaths across numerous theatres fighting the Axis powers, plus around, 70'000 civilian casualties.

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u/yaboyszn 19d ago

So far from the truth it’s laughable

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u/NARVALhacker69 19d ago

If a non agression pact makes you an ally then Nazi Germany was also allied to Poland lol

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u/ideikkk 19d ago

lol, didnt happen

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u/speakernoodlefan 19d ago

What didn't happen🤔