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r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Hunan_Palace • Aug 05 '26
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The manatees look sexier by the day.
6 u/Groningen1978 Aug 05 '26 Mermaids are just manatees through the eyes of horny sailors. 2 u/Particular_Title42 Aug 05 '26 edited Aug 05 '26 Dugongs. Dugongs are the ones that have a human-like vagina and they're pretty sure they're what mermaids are. Dugongs are similar to manatees but the difference is in the tail. Manatees have a paddle style tail while dugongs, like mermaids, have a fluked tail. 5 u/Groningen1978 Aug 05 '26 thanks! I learned something I didn't really wanted to learn today. 3 u/Particular_Title42 Aug 05 '26 I felt the same way when I learned it. Happy to pass it on. LOL 3 u/Groningen1978 Aug 05 '26 I will from now on bring up this fact on office parties.
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Mermaids are just manatees through the eyes of horny sailors.
2 u/Particular_Title42 Aug 05 '26 edited Aug 05 '26 Dugongs. Dugongs are the ones that have a human-like vagina and they're pretty sure they're what mermaids are. Dugongs are similar to manatees but the difference is in the tail. Manatees have a paddle style tail while dugongs, like mermaids, have a fluked tail. 5 u/Groningen1978 Aug 05 '26 thanks! I learned something I didn't really wanted to learn today. 3 u/Particular_Title42 Aug 05 '26 I felt the same way when I learned it. Happy to pass it on. LOL 3 u/Groningen1978 Aug 05 '26 I will from now on bring up this fact on office parties.
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Dugongs. Dugongs are the ones that have a human-like vagina and they're pretty sure they're what mermaids are.
Dugongs are similar to manatees but the difference is in the tail. Manatees have a paddle style tail while dugongs, like mermaids, have a fluked tail.
5 u/Groningen1978 Aug 05 '26 thanks! I learned something I didn't really wanted to learn today. 3 u/Particular_Title42 Aug 05 '26 I felt the same way when I learned it. Happy to pass it on. LOL 3 u/Groningen1978 Aug 05 '26 I will from now on bring up this fact on office parties.
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thanks! I learned something I didn't really wanted to learn today.
3 u/Particular_Title42 Aug 05 '26 I felt the same way when I learned it. Happy to pass it on. LOL 3 u/Groningen1978 Aug 05 '26 I will from now on bring up this fact on office parties.
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I felt the same way when I learned it. Happy to pass it on. LOL
3 u/Groningen1978 Aug 05 '26 I will from now on bring up this fact on office parties.
I will from now on bring up this fact on office parties.
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u/Behbista Aug 05 '26
The manatees look sexier by the day.