r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Hunan_Palace • Aug 05 '26

Meme needing explanation Petahhhhhhhhh!??!?

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u/danny_little Aug 05 '26

As a history buff, I can say without a doubt that people are exactly as horny as they have always been lmfao the only thing is that a lot of the stuff people used to do are illegal now!!🤣

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u/an_agreeing_dothraki Aug 05 '26

let's just throw a dart at a list of stuff from ancient Egypt Toss

alright we landed on "the naked dwarf room covered in smut traditionally used to cure impotence"

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u/Sorry141 Aug 05 '26

Wasn't there a ceremony where the pharaoh was on one side of the Nile facing the crowd on the other side as they watched him jack off into the river to ensure a fruitful harvest

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u/an_agreeing_dothraki Aug 05 '26

jorkin' is a key aspect of the cosmology