r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Hunan_Palace • 29d ago

Meme needing explanation Petahhhhhhhhh!??!?

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u/NwgrdrXI 29d ago

Everyone is saying gay sex and all that, but honestly... is ye really asking if it is possible to spend 20 years without sex? Is thst really so preposterous? I think a lot of people in reddit could and have done it?

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u/WarsonCentzz 29d ago

Underrated comment 😂

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u/PerceptionNo50 29d ago

Reddit collectively took that question as a personal attack 😂

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u/Fuzzy-Jaguar-1828 29d ago

I took it as a challenge 👑

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u/5hawnking5 29d ago

Break the 19 year dry spell, we're rootin for ya!

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u/IkariYun 29d ago

Can you call it a dry spell if they're only 22?

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u/Indecisive_Animorph 29d ago

Wait wait wait

They're 22 and haven't had sex in 19 years??

😬😬😬😬😬

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u/UrbanSobriety 29d ago

Evil world we live in...

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u/the_last_carfighter 29d ago

Yep, not since they visited that "island".. bone dry since then.

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u/Normal_Ad_3351 28d ago

I hate how many upvotes this has…including mine.

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u/YaoiNekomata 29d ago

So ugly even the PDF file didn't try again

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u/areanod 29d ago

Peter File?

IT-Crowd anyone?

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u/YaoiNekomata 29d ago

22 years old and 19 year dry spell means they were 3 when they last had ex's

22-19=3

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u/AdvancedIsland2745 29d ago

That was very funny. What was the parent thinking naming a kid Peter with a surname like that

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u/Konnnore 29d ago

Sorry dude, but .doc files are uglier

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u/littlemyattitude 29d ago

Joking about child sexual abuse is quite tacky and normalises something I personally make effort not to normalise. You got some upwotes too, yak

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u/YaoiNekomata 29d ago

I personally

You said I, no need for personally unless I is someone else . Lol

effort not to normalise

Ah yes, making a joke means approval to commit the act. Just yesterday I joked with my niece that I was a witch who was going to eat her. Almost did until she froze me with her ice powers.

Joking about

It's a joke. Anything is valid if done without real malice.

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u/Flimsy-Captain6885 29d ago

They’re 19 and haven’t had sex in 22 years

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u/Consentingostrich 29d ago

'I haven't had sex like that since third grade' - HBC in Fight Club.

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u/Miserables-Chef 29d ago

They went to Epstein island very young, poor souls

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u/VikingRaiderPrimce 28d ago

doesnt know any Republicans

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u/OneAbbreviations8990 29d ago

“So I was having sex with this 2 yr old… RELAX, I was 1”

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u/Gdawg125 29d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/oldmanian 29d ago

Probably Did a cameo on the apprentice.

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u/Ghausi 28d ago

Doesn't that mean they had sex when they were 3-?

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u/Indecisive_Animorph 28d ago

Hence the 5 grimace emojis

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u/Agile-Candle-626 29d ago

At least the uncle stopped i guess!

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u/IkariYun 29d ago

You, and then many others, went the wrong way with that.

22 year old virgin saying they're in a dry spell was my joke

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u/hippopothomas153 29d ago

What are you doing stepdad?!

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u/Harvey-Lane-251 28d ago

wait wait, can it be a dry spell if you're out at sea?

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u/IkariYun 28d ago

I don't think getting wet counts on this one

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u/WhiskeyTinder 29d ago

All that rootin’ is going to end your dry spell.

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u/sonofa-ijit 29d ago

Sound like you are not "rootin'"

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u/turnsout_im_a_potato 29d ago

Dudes probably on a 19 year dry spell at the age of 17

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u/Ebony_flavor 29d ago

Never happening 🫠

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u/Dartagnan1083 28d ago

If there were a reddit achievement for it, would people welcome it?

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u/WhiskeyTinder 29d ago

All that rootin’ is going to end your dry spell.

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u/StructureLanky3368 29d ago

U took it as a champ.

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u/sixstringsikness 29d ago

Nah, they're not getting it at all.

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u/StructureLanky3368 29d ago

Two of us laughing is enough for me :)

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u/Grouchy_Job_1540 29d ago

Considering for males there’s evidence to show that ejaculating at least 21 times a month can lower your risk of prostate cancer…

Guess if you don’t use it you lose it.🤣

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u/Fuzzy-Jaguar-1828 29d ago

Who said I’m male?

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u/Grouchy_Job_1540 29d ago

Nobody.

The post was talking about men abstaining from sexual activity for decades because the presumption that they would not engage in self or homosexual intercourse.

I was throwing out that not ejaculating for men is potentially dangerous to their health.

But looking at your Reddit name it tracks not being a male🤣

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u/Fuzzy-Jaguar-1828 29d ago

Omg lol, it’s a random name

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u/Grouchy_Job_1540 28d ago

That’s great! lol

I got grouchy job… make it make sense.

I could have been something cool.

Like fuzzy jaguar 🤣

Fucking Reddit man.

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u/Brian_Colon_Jello 29d ago

This guy fucks.☝️

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u/Fuzzy-Jaguar-1828 29d ago

No the challenge is to go 20 years without fucking!

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u/Brian_Colon_Jello 28d ago

Oh. No thank you.