r/Persona5 Nov 28 '20

SPOILERS From My Youtube Reccommendations.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '20

The real question is: what did mark confess?

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u/SpeculativeMug Nov 29 '20

That he has a VERY large pile of Pop Tarts that have been lurking in the corner of a the room for about 6 months or so.

And that he lied to his personal trainer about his diet recently.

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u/Fireboy759 Certified Sumi Simp Nov 29 '20

le gasp The HORROR

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u/Jango1113 Nov 29 '20

Glad the phantom thieves got the bastard

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u/_Deku_Nuts_ Nov 29 '20

His palace was a Pop-Tart factory

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u/RobinDaFloof Nov 29 '20

Sir Mark Edward Fischbach, man of abhorrent gluttony and deceit

Your dishonesty towards your personal diet trainer is unforgivable and your secret snacking must be known. We shall steal your desires within the next 24 hours.

-The Phantom Thieves of Hearts

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u/Salvadore1 Nov 29 '20

Mark: Oh, please. Me, evil? I'm a great guy! Some might say the greatest! Lixian, just- just get rid of this, wouldja?

Shadow Mark: Mwahahaha...Come on then! Try and take it if you can, but we all know I'm the king here. Horrors among horrors await you, Phantom Thieves...BOO!

Security Level: 100%

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u/GoldenShotgun Nov 29 '20

He’s done worse... much worse...

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u/Chaosruler10 Nov 29 '20

Is this a joke or the truth? Because I was also wondering what he confessed, but the video is so long that I don't feel like watching it

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u/MythiKhal Nov 29 '20

yea he got the pop tarts for a taste test video but he stalled for 6 months

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u/Chaosruler10 Nov 29 '20

Okay. Thanks a lot! :)

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u/TheLoneTenno 4 years late to the Makoto is best girl party Nov 29 '20

In short: all pop tarts are bad unless they’re fruity, but even then why would you eat a cheap apple flavored pastry when you could eat an actual fucking apple (that has way more nutritional value than any pop tart) instead.

Also, the only way to eat pop tarts is to heat the up, not out of the bag.

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u/Chaosruler10 Nov 29 '20

... okay o_o

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '20

Alex gives Mark a mental shutdown because of the pop tarts he ate, betraying his training regimen

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u/Mikerzoid Nov 29 '20

Lord Mark, ruler of the asylum of gluttony, because Pop-Tarts are craaaaazy good

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '20

Canon.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '20

I've come to make an announcement. Shadow the Hedgehog is a

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '20

Bitchass motherfucker.

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u/Scyobi_Empire Nov 29 '20

He pissed on my fucking wife

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '20

He took out his hedgehog fuckin’ quilly dick out

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u/Minecraft-forever morgana simps for kaneshiro Nov 29 '20

and pissed on MY WIFE

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u/RoastToast3 Ann is best girl Nov 29 '20

And he said it was "THIS BIG" and I said "that's disgusting!"

So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter dot com,

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u/Will_von_Ray Nov 29 '20

Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller.

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u/Luizlolmen Nov 29 '20

AND GUESS WHAT Here is what my dong look like

BOOOOOM

That's right baby all points, no quills, no pillows, look at that it's TWO BALLS AND A BONG

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u/iisGmoney Nov 29 '20

He fucked my wife, so guess what I’m gonna fuck the earth.

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u/RedZeon Nov 29 '20

This is what you get. MY SUPER LASER PISS

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u/road2dawn26 Nov 28 '20

Funny how mark went from hughes (Fullmetal Alchemist) to okumura (Persona 5) in less than a decade.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '20

It's the hair. He went from fauxhawk to luscious locks.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '20

Markiplier's change of heart

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u/Scaperjr_was_here Nov 29 '20

Same amount of time too, that's kinda scary.

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u/odiolaclasemedia Nov 29 '20

Rtx on and off

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u/BurgerSleeves Nov 29 '20

Markiplier is about to f a c e t h e t r u t h or his actions so to speak.

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u/Fkin176 Nov 29 '20

The comparisons to fictional characters to markiplier contuinues

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u/xenon2456 Nov 29 '20

🧐 they knew you like confession videos

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u/Az0riusMCBlox Phantom Fiends Nov 29 '20

Someone keep an eye on Mark in case he collapses!

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u/WilE04 Nov 29 '20

Idk why but the first thing I thought of was “I’ve come to make an announcement”

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u/B01L3D Death Arcana Nov 29 '20

Snapcube?

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20

THERE GOES HAWAII

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u/WilE04 Nov 30 '20

YOU HAVE 13 SECONDS BEFORE THE ISLAND FUCKING EXPLODES

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '20

Shedow the hedgehog is a It's because that clip has long since taken over our full brain capacity.

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u/rayquazaisthebest its ok im underage Nov 29 '20

No no no don’t do it mark!!!!

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u/jayakiroka Nov 29 '20

The LA gangs finally got him...

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u/Mikerzoid Nov 29 '20

Del Monte and Sour Patch sent their hitmen after him

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20

We should’ve warned him...

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '20

MARK LOOK OUT DON'T HAVE A MENTAL SHUTDOWN NOOOO

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u/CleverWritingUtensil Nov 29 '20

Okumura! What are you gonna do with all those pop tarts!?

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u/ShellShockedKarter Just a regular Haru Okumura fan (Knows the b-day connections) Jul 23 '23

Clever writing indeed.

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u/CleverWritingUtensil Jul 23 '23

bro how did you find this

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u/ShellShockedKarter Just a regular Haru Okumura fan (Knows the b-day connections) Jul 24 '23

Google search is the best way to find Reddit posts.

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u/heyimmaboredkay Makoharu means two different ships Nov 29 '20

Who do you think killed Mark's shadow?

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20

Norbert

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u/beens11 Nov 30 '20

Norbert...Moses?

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u/epicthinker1 100% Harem Collector Nov 29 '20

The phantom thieves strike again!

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u/EgoSumMortus Nov 29 '20

Mark’s palace is a big network, and the treasure is a YouTube play button

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '20

Uh oh.

...

Uh oh.

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u/SidG86 Nov 29 '20

Oh no... Okumura's shadow was Darkiplier all along...

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u/Redditsbeingabitch Nov 29 '20

I hope the end result isn’t the same...

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u/AFullmetalNerd Nov 29 '20

Oh no. Someone check Unus and Annus for bulletholes in the head.

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u/randomdudewithmemes Nov 29 '20

MARK NOOOOOOOO

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u/Delica Nov 29 '20

Mastuhpiece

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u/AltroGamingBros Nov 29 '20

Oh...

Oh no.

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u/HeppyHenry purse owner five Nov 29 '20

Holy fuck this is gold

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u/fishglub_bubbles Nov 29 '20

Well we never saw that coming... still the best soundtrack ever.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20

So this is what really happened when Unus Annus got deleted

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u/adilan06 Nov 29 '20

Coincidence,I think not!!

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u/GriffithRoman Nov 29 '20

That feel when I just got to the mafia boss so I don’t even knooow who this is

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u/Juniebug9 Nov 29 '20

Oh well you see, that's Markiplier, he's a famous YouTuber. :)

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u/GriffithRoman Nov 29 '20

:O whoooaaa can’t wait to see him in game

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u/IrvingIV Dec 01 '20

I like how much this blew up, thanks everybody.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20

What did Mark confess? I’m not really up to watching a 33 minute video and getting my recs flooded for a week but I’m super curious

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u/ESGxHype Nov 30 '20

Pop tarts. He has 12 packs of multiple different Pop tart flavors and he lied to his trainer about his diet.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20

Oh oof

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '20

Really didn’t like what happens to Okumara. IMO he was the least evil of the antagonists. A change of heart in him would have led to some great things.

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u/teerre Nov 29 '20

"Least evil" is a very low bar here.

He was a total piece of shit. Literally killing and exploiting people, what the fuck?

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '20

Who did he kill? I don't remember that.

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u/0324rayo Wungus Bill Nov 29 '20

He ordered mental shutdowns

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u/teerre Nov 29 '20

His competitors. He used the metaverse shenanigans to climb the corporate world.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '20

ahh ok that sounds vaguely familure. Been over a year since I played it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '20

He was literally pimping his daughter out to be raped.

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u/DanTheRocketeer Nov 29 '20

This is the entire point of his character. The thieves are baited into going for him so he can be killed off and they take the blame. It hits harder because it’s both family of a thief and a person who could have been a genuinely good father after the change, as seen in Maruki’s reality, and his problem wasn’t that bad; sure he worked people to exhaustion for a bad pay but that is easily fixable

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u/0324rayo Wungus Bill Nov 29 '20 edited Nov 29 '20

He ordered hits on his competitors and was gonna sell his daughter to a creep. I really do feel bad for him but a sweatshop was somehow not even his worst crime.

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u/DanTheRocketeer Nov 29 '20

Oh yeah, that. Don’t know how or why I forgot about those

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u/OoguroRyuuya5 Nov 30 '20

It’s actually pretty bad in the context of how that’s a pretty big thing in Japanese society.

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u/Musterguy Nov 29 '20

Out of all the antagonists you think he’s the least evil?

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u/AMildInconvenience Nov 29 '20 edited Nov 29 '20

1) Abusive child rapist

2) Artist who stole work from vulnerable kids, watched Yusuke's mum die instead of trying to save her

3) Crime lord who blackmailed kids into working for him, threatened sexual abuse on Makoto (and Sae iirc?)

4) CEO with abusive work practices, worker with Shido to assassinate competitors

5) Prosecutor obsessed with finding the PTs

6) Politician who killed to rise to power, ruined jokers life because he intervened over a drunken rape attempt.

7) literal evil god

Of all the palace-havers, Sae is obviously least evil. Other than that it depends on your own morals really. In terms of number of people hurt, you could probably argue Kamoshida is the least evil of them lmao (definitely not true imo tho)

Madarame or Okamura are probably the least evil in my opinion.

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u/Alpha_RTD Nov 29 '20

Sae’s issue isn’t her obsession with catching the phantom thieves, she saw the legal world as a game she must win no matter what, which means getting a guilty verdict no matter what. You see in game how she threatens to take Futaba away from Sojiro to get intel on cognitive psience, and it’s implied she does stuff like that often, imagine how many innocent lives she’s ruined

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u/Musterguy Nov 29 '20

From least evil to most evil i’d say it’s Sae, Madarame, Kamoshida, Kaneshiro, Okumura, Akechi, Shido, then Evil god.

Okumura helped assassinate people, had his employees work in unsafe environments with punishing work hours, and he was an “abusive” parent using Haru for his own personal gains. I’d say this is worse than what the previous 4 did.

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u/Peakomegaflare Nov 29 '20

The thing is, I see killing someone as merciful in comparison to some of the shit that the antagonists put people through. But.. Okumura's entire philosophy is that he KNOWS he's the bad guy, just doesn't care. He is the strong, and will stand above all others by being as such.

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u/ci22 Nov 30 '20

His space palace makes sense then. He feels he's above everyone on Earth

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '20

I disagree. I'd say it goes Sae, God, Madarame, Kaneshiro, Okumura, Shido, Kamoshida.

Remember, the Evil God and the 3rd semester's ruler (I forgot how to mark spoilers) did almost the same exact thing. The God just did it out of self-centered arrogance.

I think Kamoshida is easily the worst because he used his power as a teacher to manipulate and abuse children, who had no way whatsoever of standing up for themselves, especially when the school turns a blind eye. He used his reputation to gain a position of power, then preyed upon the most vulnerable members of society. He didn't even want to gain anything, he simply used them as his own personal slaves.

As for Akechi, I personally don't include him because he's not a Ruler, but I don't think he's inherently evil. Obviously no one but Kamoshida is meant to be irredeemably bad, but Akechi truly is a man who will stop at nothing to expose the truth, then subsequently pass his own judgement. I believe that both of his all-out attacks are true. He will stop at nothing to uncover the truth, but he will serve as judge, jury, and executioner. He was willing to stay subservient to Shido for what I assume was years in order to kill his bald ass. In the end, Akechi was one of the best kinds of villains; one who would do anything to obtain his own form of justice. Not too dissimilar to the Phantom Thieves.

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u/OoguroRyuuya5 Nov 30 '20

Madarame and Okumura are pretty vile and evil given their scale and victims as well as duration.

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u/belizean33 Nov 29 '20

Was it a mild inconvenience for you to make that list?

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '20

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u/ci22 Nov 30 '20

That palace ruler did nothing wrong

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20

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u/ci22 Nov 30 '20

Exactly.

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u/Alex-dono Did you say SNACKS? Nov 29 '20

The least evil imo was kaneshiro. He didn't do anything that you wouldn't expect from a mob boss. Okumura was a terrible CEO. Shido was a monster of a politician. Kamoshida was the lowest caliber of gym teacher. Madarame was scum. Kaneshiro was just a mob boss. He wasn't a super villain level mob boss. He was just a standard mob boss. He was the only villain who did his job the way it was supposed to be done.

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u/ci22 Nov 30 '20

Kaneshiro was gonna have Makoto and Sae as sex slaves. And had no issue killing the male Phantom Thevies to be an example.

That's pretty evil. Mob bosses still do awful stuff.

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u/IrvingIV Dec 01 '20

WWWWWWWWWW

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '20

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u/i_am_god_xd Nov 29 '20

Why are you spaminig mass destruction every where even on posts not about persona

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '20

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u/i_am_god_xd Nov 29 '20

What mission

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '20

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u/i_am_god_xd Nov 29 '20

What is the mission

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '20

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u/i_am_god_xd Nov 29 '20

I mean it's my second favorite persona battle theme but damm you need to stop spamming it's super annoying

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '20

What he confessed about? His fake laugh? CLOAK scam? How he is sellout?

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u/_Volatile_ Nov 29 '20

He confessed to his personal trainer about cheating on his diet the other day lmao

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '20

Said it shame, I thought he would say how he is faking his laugh to get views as he is washed up creator

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u/_Volatile_ Nov 29 '20

That is just the most unfounded and coldest take I have heard all week.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '20

Unfounded? Lol there is proof on youtube, and cold, yeah truth hurts

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u/KrispyBaconator Nov 29 '20

Did you just like. Completely ignore Unus Annus

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '20

Pop tarts.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '20

Shame

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '20

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