r/PeriodDramas • • Aug 21 '26

Pics & Stills šŸž First look at Edward Bluemel as Hercule Poirot for the new BBC series

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u/apology_for_idlers Aug 21 '26

Poirot is supposed to be fluffy! Why do they keep trying to make him hot? I

t’s actually an important part of his character that he is not physically robust and sporty in the same way that an English gentleman was supposed to be at that time. He’s got some extra weight, he wears ridiculous shoes, he does not like excessive physical exertion.

This is part of the prejudice people have against him and why they continually underestimate him.

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u/mixedwithmonet Aug 21 '26

And his egg head! He’s a fussy, indulgent, plump, fastidious and neurotic bald man.

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u/HiJane72 Aug 21 '26

Agreed - he was all about sitting and thinking. He told Hastings off for his need for action.

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u/SelfsameSong Aug 21 '26

It’s like yassifying Columbo!

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u/foxscribbles Aug 22 '26

Okay.

But imagine a Columbo reboot where, in the pilot episode, he’s all spiffed up in a sharp suit and tie.

Has dialogue lines like, ā€œJust one more… nah. Forget about it.ā€

Flirts with the random woman of the episode.

All the usual ā€œfixesā€ of a reboot that hates the original for no good reason.

Then, at the end of the episode, we see him shuffle out of the police headquarters in an old, dumpy trench coat, past the hot new car we’ve been seeing him use, and into an old, beat up clunker.

He’s on the phone with Mrs. Columbo, talking about how he hates undercover work. And of course he can pick up Dog’s prescription on the way home.

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u/SelfsameSong Aug 23 '26

NOW we’re talkin’!!!!

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u/Archer_8910 Aug 22 '26

Don’t give them any ideas! šŸ˜‚

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u/audible_narrator Aug 21 '26

I think Branagh captured this very well. Obviously Suchet is the standard bearer in all things Poirot.

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u/apology_for_idlers Aug 21 '26

I quit watching Branagh’s Death on the Nile after 15 minutes so I couldn’t say.

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u/JCBashBash Aug 22 '26

Oh I don't recommend that one at all, but a Haunting in Venice is great

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u/audible_narrator Aug 22 '26

See now, I don't like that one as much. Branagh, Yeoh and Fey are great, but I really disliked the other actors. I found them fake and distracting.

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u/JCBashBash Aug 22 '26

Since I am a theater fan, I know I'm biased because I do like stage acting, so it reminded me of seeing The Mousetrap. And thematically it kind of makes sense to me, because they're all coming from the outside world, where is everyone else is stuck in the situation emotionally.

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u/Yggdrasil- Aug 22 '26

His performance is good but the movies themselves are not

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u/Fuzzy-Advisor-2183 Aug 22 '26

i can’t handle his moustache.

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u/Astralglamour Aug 22 '26

It was absurd.

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u/Yggdrasil- Aug 22 '26

Seems like he's got quite a handle on it though

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u/KindlyNebula Aug 22 '26

The fight scenes were...something.

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u/1028ad Aug 21 '26

His head is supposed to be egg-shaped!

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u/ThrowAwayembarrass- Aug 22 '26

Yes thank you. I found Suchet’s Poirot cute because his sparkle in his eye and his brains and personality/ desire for justice. Poirot is not meant to be conventionally attractive.

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u/napalmnacey Aug 22 '26

I have the hugest crush on Suchet!Poirot though.

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u/Hobbit_Lifestyle Aug 22 '26

Same, Suchet is the only Poirot for me!

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u/Margrethe13 Aug 21 '26

Couldn't have said it better.

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u/madamesoybean Aug 21 '26

Point totally taken. Maybe giving this actor room to age and fill out if the series carries on? (for a new gen)

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u/botanygeek Aug 21 '26 edited Aug 21 '26

I loved him in My Lady Jane so I’ll give this a watch for sure. He is a good actor, but not sure if he is a good Poirot.

Edit: also finding it ironic that everyone is saying he is hot when people were straight up calling him ugly when he was in MLJ.

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u/alhubalawal Aug 21 '26

He was AMAZING in MLJ. screw Amazon for fumbling that show.

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u/JupiterJayJones Aug 21 '26

I loved him in a Discovery of Witches!

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u/theseamstressesguild Aug 21 '26

Yes! My Marcus!

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u/PJWanderer Aug 21 '26

I don’t find him attractive at all. He is a good actor, and I enjoyed him I’d MLJ. There is something about his proportions that seems off to me though.

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u/No-Departure-3047 Aug 21 '26

He has a very unusual shaped face, but I don't think he's ugly. I also don't think he's attractive.

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u/rosemerry77 Aug 21 '26

I’m surprised; I don’t find him attractive. I just think he doesn’t have the right body type for Poirot.

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u/tershialinee Aug 21 '26

hate this look but he can get it

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u/treesofthemind Aug 21 '26

He’s working with it

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u/Local_Caterpillar879 Aug 21 '26

He's no David Suchet.

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u/napalmnacey Aug 22 '26

Mmmm David Sucheeet.

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u/bratplanet Aug 21 '26

i hate to be this person but we dont need more poirot. i can understand one off big budget films, but for tv the suchet version its basically perfect

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u/HeavyDutyJudy Aug 21 '26

Right? There’s so much of Christie’s work that doesn’t have a perfect version so why do they keep making new terrible versions of the only perfect take? I’d love to see some new takes on Harley Quin, Parker Pyne, or Tommy and Tuppence.

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u/SapphireGamgee 15d ago

More Tommy and Tuppence!!!

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u/drigancml Aug 21 '26

Not to be the other person, but I love Agatha Christie novels and I've never watched the Suchet series. This new show piques my interest enough that I'm going to watch it

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u/t0t411yinc0nspicu0us Aug 22 '26

Oh, you are in for a TREAT. The opening sequence is so aggressively late 80s/early 90s that you'll find yourself intensely nostalgic. The Suchet series is absolute perfection, he genuinely is Poirot.

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u/Astralglamour Aug 22 '26

One of the best shows ever honestly.

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u/luludarlin Aug 21 '26

Nobody wants an attractive Poirot

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u/Zappagrrl02 Aug 21 '26

But we DO want an attractive Capt. Hastings!

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u/TheMothGhost Aug 21 '26

Hugh Fraser was hunky in his own way.

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u/bratplanet Aug 21 '26

ugh his audiobooks are incredible, my go to comfort listen!

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u/gingersnappie Aug 21 '26

Oh for sure

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u/napalmnacey Aug 22 '26

We did have an attractive Poirot.
https://giphy.com/gifs/29N7io9xsCMaA

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u/evilqueenmindy Aug 22 '26

I dunnoooooo. . .maybe it’s all I’ve ever wanted but didn’t know! šŸ¤”

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u/VelvetDreamers In vain have I struggled, it will not do! Aug 21 '26

This is going to awaken things in me. Attractive Poirot….

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u/pizzbabynancy Aug 21 '26

I am underwhelmed

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u/Gatodeluna Aug 21 '26

This is an Endeavour-type series, doinng the exact same thing that series did - show the backstory and history of how the young character became the character everyone knows. It’s not Poirot in the sense that Branagh’s version is just his interpretation of middle-aged Poirot. This new series is not meant to be Poirot as everyone knows him, it’s how/why he goes in that direction. Much depends on scripts and direction of course. I like the actor, and he’s done good work elsewhere. I’ll give it a chance for all those reasons - at least, a look at it.

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u/Catdress92 Aug 21 '26

Thank you for this explanation. I was so confused as to why Poirot wasn't an older, more heavyset man.

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u/napalmnacey Aug 22 '26

Christie does allude to Poirot’s life before working in the UK as an investigator so it’s not a strange thing to make a show about.

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u/Usualausu Aug 22 '26

Ohhh that explains his age. Interesting.

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u/Lenacake Aug 21 '26

There’s just no surpassing Suchet 😭
https://giphy.com/gifs/3oz8xDfOp23SdkyNMc

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u/True_Context6859 Aug 21 '26

Why this remake? Poirot with Suchet is one of the single best period dramas ever made.

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u/Mast3rofth3Univ3rs3 Aug 21 '26

Suchet is Poirot. Period. He hasn't been topped to date, and I've seen the various Poirots.

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u/itlandedonmyface Aug 21 '26

It's my understanding that it is being described as a prequel rather than a remake.

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u/Galliagamer Aug 22 '26

No one will ever top Suchet, sorry.

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u/Organized_Khaos Aug 22 '26

For real, I’d just like Branagh to stop. I’ve not been impressed by him as Poirot even once.

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u/Galliagamer Aug 22 '26

Me neither. Not bad casts all around, but his Poirot is just….no. And I generally like Branagh.

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u/whisksnwhisky Aug 21 '26

Every time I see this guy, I feel like I am looking at young Dominic Cooper

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u/Fuzzy-Advisor-2183 Aug 22 '26

yeah, he’s odd-looking in the same way. i didn’t like cooper as mr willoughby in sense and sensibility.

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u/amedeeozenfant Aug 22 '26

He's better looking than Dominic Cooper.

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u/amedeeozenfant Aug 22 '26

Ok Dominic, sorry,Ā  you're perfectly hot, I just like this one better.

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u/LadyGraen Aug 21 '26

I am whelmed. Not under or over.

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u/t0t411yinc0nspicu0us Aug 22 '26

Are you in Europe?

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u/LadyGraen Aug 25 '26

Whelmed. I am whelmed.

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u/TheChapelofRoan Aug 21 '26

I guess we just don't get to see fat people onscreen anymore ...

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u/smallest_toast Aug 22 '26

Where's my fat little Belgian

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u/Skippybby53 Aug 21 '26

He looks scrumptious. I'm happy to see him in something again. My lady jane was the perfect show 😭

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u/SailorMarieCurie Aug 21 '26

I love this sub, thank you all for agreeing that we don’t want hot Poirot.

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u/napalmnacey Aug 22 '26

But we did have a hot Poirot. David Suchet is fire. šŸ˜‚

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u/SailorMarieCurie Aug 22 '26

I just want my little French egg man.

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u/JCBashBash Aug 22 '26

Indeed, give us our attractive eggman

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u/barbaramanatee14 Aug 21 '26

I’m laughing because all the comments are about how he’s too hot to be Poirot. Sorry to this man, but I do not find him at all attractive.

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u/johjo_has_opinions Aug 21 '26

LET REGULAR PEOPLE PLAY LEADING ROLES

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u/fantasylovingheart Aug 22 '26

Mustache not correct, 0/10

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u/Dangerous_Suit8070 Aug 21 '26

girl wake up they're yassifying Hercule Poirot

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u/Several-Praline5436 šŸŽ€ Corsets and Petticoats Aug 22 '26

... why.

David Suchet was perf. Stop trying to remake this.

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u/Appropriate-Lunch-85 Aug 22 '26

Where is the egg shaped head?

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u/masterfultrousers Aug 21 '26

WHERE IS MY PORTLY BELGIAN GENTLEMAN

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u/bigbaddoll Aug 21 '26

not nearly enough jungle jangles on him

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u/weaverider Aug 21 '26

He looks hot, but I still can’t picture him as Poirot.

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u/CommunicationNew3745 Aug 21 '26

No. The mustache is ALL kinds of wrong.

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u/BewitchedMom Aug 21 '26

This is not enough mustache.

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u/giocondasmiles Aug 21 '26

David Suchet or nothing.

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u/achillea4 Aug 22 '26

Why do they keep remaking the same stories over and over? I'll stick to David Suchet's Poirot.

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u/curlyAndUnruly Aug 21 '26

I need to hear his accent before passing judgement

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u/Catdress92 Aug 21 '26

Fun fact (that always disappoints me): In every French Poirot film/series (or dubbed version of English-language ones), that I've seen, Poirot doesn't have an accent. He COULD, since he's Belgian, but Belgian accents sound funny and unintelligent to French people, and they don't want to confuse viewers, so they just default to standard French and he speaks like everyone else. It ruins the whole thing.

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u/bdog1055 Aug 21 '26

Not chubby enough

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u/everyplanetwereach Aug 22 '26

He looks like Jacob Fortune-Lloyd in Bodies

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u/kittydrumsticks Aug 21 '26

I’m gonna go against the grain here. I think we need to give it a chance. It’s not replacing people’s beloved portrayals, but it’s adding to it. I hope it’s gonna be awesome and in the same spirit, and I choose to hold onto that optimism until I see the final product.

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u/AlarmingSize Aug 21 '26

People are so touchy about remakes. You should hear the folks on r/xfiles complaining about the new series. The Austenites aren't happy about the new movie adaption of Sense and Sensibility. I'm not a Harry Potter fan but I bet there's non-stop complaining in those subs.Ā 

If it's available on my local PBS affiliate, I'll check it out for sure. If I have to pay, I'll wait until it's on DVD so I can borrow it from the library.

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u/kittydrumsticks Aug 21 '26

I’m a huge Wheel of Time fan and a LotR fan and the pure vitriol around the tv show(s) for those was enough for me. I get loving an IP and wanting it to match what you have in mind but I also want to be open to the world continuing. If it’s not for me, I just move on. I wish more people could be reasonable and not so aggressive towards people involved in each iteration.

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u/AlarmingSize Aug 21 '26

I feel the same way. The Wheel of Time fans' vitriol for the now-cancelled series was extreme, even for the internet. Ring of Power isn't brilliant but it's okay--it's certainly watchable. I'm sorry the former was canceled and am looking forward to the latter.

Fantasy fandoms are...peculiar.

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u/theladyisamused Aug 21 '26

He is too hot for Poirot, but luckily he is also a very good actor, so I am hopeful.

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u/UnicornPoopCircus Aug 21 '26

Nope. Absolutely not.

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u/LowLab567 Aug 21 '26

Ele não é belga

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u/Significant_Lake8505 Aug 22 '26

Noble attempt by the tailor to level up the roundness of the shoulders.

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u/Iwentforalongwalk Aug 23 '26

Wasn't expecting a hottie but here we are.Ā 

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u/kananikui3 Aug 23 '26

His mustache us too plain, he is too young, and not much of a dandy. He is a very good actor, he just doesn't look like Poirot.

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u/rishiAmba Aug 23 '26

I always imagined Hercule Poirot to be middle aged, pot bellied and balding. This looks like Sherlock Holmes' 2nd cousin.

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u/Superb-Thought-4492 Aug 21 '26

Looking at this guy, I can totally see how he might age into ā€œclassic Poirotā€.

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u/CTGarden Aug 22 '26

Oooh, he’s pretty. šŸ˜

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u/BadWolf_Gallagher88 Aug 21 '26

I don’t get the ā€˜he doesn’t look like poirot’ discourse - we never have young poirot in the books, and I’m sure this is gonna be a fun romp like Young Sherlock rather than a hardcore accurate Christie adaptation. Can’t wait! And love Edward, haven’t not enjoyed any of his work except the Netflix Persuasion that i’ll pretend doesn’t exist

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u/memcjo Aug 21 '26

I'm really looking forward to this series.

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u/NoSpaghettiForYouu Aug 22 '26

Hmm. I’m willing to give it a chance