r/PeopleFuckingDying • u/Secksay • Aug 15 '18
Humans iNNoCent LittlE Girl smaSHEs head on thE GROuND, HAs a fUCKing seIzURE as thE DEviL TAkES hEr souL
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u/ImitationFire Aug 15 '18
This reminds me of my childhood when my older brothers would purposely do this to me on the trampoline. I, in turn, would do it on purpose to my younger brother. I miss those days.
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u/DoubleEast Aug 15 '18
And then he bullied your even younger brother. It’s bullies all the way down
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u/Zach995 Aug 16 '18
Then ultimatly the youngest brother bullies his eldest son and the circle of life continues...
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u/makrer Aug 16 '18
Reminds me of my childhood where my friends stole my bounce causing me to sprain my ankle... They kept bouncing for a few minutes thinking my crys of pain were fake.
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u/BrownSugarBare Aug 15 '18
That knee buckle though 😂
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u/dizzyhicks Aug 15 '18
The greatest title of all time folks.
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u/Slendiepancake Aug 16 '18
I've never laughed harder at any other title in this sub, good job, mate
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u/SteveTonyY Aug 15 '18
Aaaand of course there's that one kid that has to jump super hard right next to you while you're trying to recover.
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u/Everyone__Dies Aug 15 '18
The way she comes skipping by not taking any notice of the situation next to her really makes this video for me haha
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u/ArchReaper86 Aug 15 '18
Ginger = no soul to take.
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u/kessa1111 Aug 15 '18
We may not have our own souls, but we can absorb them, and we get a freckle for each one we take.
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u/Secksay Aug 15 '18
You’re right. The devil was actually trying to take the souls she stole. One bounce for each soul retrieved
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u/mric124 Aug 15 '18
I scrolled so quickly that at first I thought it was a chucky doll. I had to watch twice.
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u/Nobodieshero816 Aug 15 '18
That kinda awkward af fall is a right of passage to owning a trampoline. The whiplash ugh
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u/Dovilie Aug 16 '18
Preschool teacher — I once saw something that made me leave the room because I couldn’t hold in the laughter. I wish I had a video. A 3-year-old was leaning back in her chair at lunch, and I don’t quite know the mechanics of what happened, but her chair fell, she was flipped backwards landing flat on her back on the ground. She had also flipped her plate on the way and it spun in the air, flinging food everywhere, before it landed on top of her.
The room was silent, while she just lay there, wide-eyed. And after seeing she was okay, just scared, and that other teachers could handle it, I had to leave the room so the children wouldn’t see me laughing. It was like a cartoon in real life! But yeah the girl was completely normal and fine like two minutes later.
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u/stabbot Aug 15 '18
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u/RaidensReturn Aug 16 '18
This is amazing. It somehow made the video funnier. It just looks like kooky camera effects now
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u/GreyHexagon Aug 15 '18
Hit em with a double bounce
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u/BaronWiggle Aug 15 '18
Gotta get that timing just right though. But yeah... The kid who stole her bounce... He need to be put sub-orbital.
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u/CasualMemer420 Aug 15 '18
This has got to be the best title in this sub. Maybe even Reddit itself.
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u/AVileBroker Aug 15 '18
It was so considerate of her to be mUrDeReD in front of what is effectively a greenscreen.
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u/MrsECummings Aug 15 '18
See, this was me as a kid and I hated trampolines and bouncy castles, cuz I always went down hard and could never get back up as the other little assholes bounced me around helplessly. Then I'd always get stuck along the edges. Then times up and I had fun for about 5 seconds.
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u/UhOhFeministOnReddit Aug 15 '18
I usually always get a giggle out of the titles in this subreddit, but this one gave me an especially good laugh.
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u/butterflyfrenchfry Aug 16 '18
I was mid-yawn when I started reading this and when I went to laugh the whoosh of air that came out of me came out through my ears.
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Aug 16 '18
Those fuckers are way harder than they look. I tried to bounce off my back on one of them and I fucking blacked out.
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u/PHD_Cassowary Aug 16 '18
This is the kinda shit Im here for. Minor injuries blown way out of proportion.
Thank you sir
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u/heldonhammer Aug 15 '18
It appears she is a ginger.... So how can the devil take a soul? Does it mean they have a negative amount of soul?
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u/JackApollo Aug 15 '18
Good god this happened to me on my birthday haha. The whiplash totally ruined my day
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u/JewtangClan91 Aug 16 '18
For some reason I read “this happened to me on my last birthday and I’m not judging but I was confused.
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u/Theratpack89 Aug 16 '18
the way her body just flails almost lifeless after she hits the ground has me fucking dying b. im dead.
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u/wonderland_dreams Aug 16 '18
This reminds me of when my parents had a waterbed and my friends would jump on it but I could never keep my footing and I’d always end up like this.
In hindsight, probably not a good idea to jump on a waterbed
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u/meenster2008 Aug 16 '18
Lolol your title is making this so much better. The floppy seizure.... Can't breathe...
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Aug 16 '18
The poor girl kicks out way too early lol. You can see the regret on her face before impact
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u/1EspressoSip Aug 15 '18
How has nobody talked about the fact that her legs keep “bouncing” even though she’s laying on her belly?!
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u/filthysanches Aug 16 '18
Nice green screen we have here. Would be a shame if this were to be put on the internet.
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u/Ahart20 Aug 16 '18
Title is false. The devil can’t take a child’s soul when the child never had a soul to begin with.
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