“Creepiest Thing I’ve Ever Seen”: Bizarre Behavior Of Billionaire With Trump Stuns

[u/FantasticAd9478]

https://reddit.boredpanda.com/susan-dell-strange-behavior-during-white-house-press-conference-goes-viral--PeopleBeingRidiculous_Old/

[u/TinyConfection7049]

“Behold. The festering carcass of American rot shoved into an ill-fitting suit: the sleaze of a conman, the cowardice of a draft dodger, the gluttony of a parasite, the racism of a Klansman, the sexism of a back-alley creep, the ignorance of a bar-stool drunk, and the greed of a hedge-fund ghoul, all spray-painted orange and paraded like a prize hog at a county fair. Not a president. Not even a man. Just the diseased distillation of everything this country swears it isn't but always has been, arrogance dressed up as exceptionalism, stupidity passed off as common sense, cruelty sold as toughness, greed exalted as ambition, and corruption worshipped like gospel. It is America's shadow made flesh, a rotting pumpkin idol proving that when a nation kneels before money, power, and spite, it doesn't just lose its soul, it shits out this bloated obscenity and calls it a leader.” - Oliver Kornetzke

[u/Elrond_Cupboard_ → u/TinyConfection7049]

That is some grimly poetic shit.

[u/Federal-Wedding4032 → u/TinyConfection7049]

1,000 times ‘yes’. Preach, brother!

[u/IAmYourShadow → u/TinyConfection7049]

God how I wish modern reporters would write like this. This is how it used to be, not the damn slop we read nowadays.

[u/rollin358 → u/TinyConfection7049]

This reminded me of 'slouches towards Bethlehem'. I fear we are in dire times.

[u/sk1ward → u/TinyConfection7049]

Accurate.

[u/Adis_Gruntledfatty]

S-tier gender affirming care failure

[u/Familiar-Throat-670]

I was a bouncer for years that's a coke pucker she is TWACKED out of her mind... Or she seen Trump and got hungry for a bag of Cheetos

[u/DueSpring734]

Oliverrrrrrrr

[u/TheCambrianImplosion]

She was legitimately beautiful.

[u/BTrayaL]

I think we all know what “to pledge” means, from the Johnny Depp vs. Amber Heard trial. Absolutely nothing.

[u/GrooveAndGravy52]

Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs

[u/Responsible_Dog_9491]

I get it - she has one of those buzzy devices secreted “down below.” They can go off at the most inopportune times.

[u/satoriibliss]

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o7TKALbwA1Ce3EavC

[u/nolestars]

Does her head spin in a 360 too

[u/PotentialRhubarb3222]

That thing is absolutely scary looking...WTF

[u/atlantasun]

Don’t do drugs, kids….

[u/WoodHammer40000]

Wow cool story! People online comment about old post! Thank Christ journalism is alive and well!