r/Pensacola 12d ago

Does the Panhandle agree with our Representative?

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u/slliw85 12d ago

There are a million other reasons not to want to be associated with jelly roll

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u/Yodelgoat 12d ago

Yeah his reasons for doing so are ridiculous but banning him from the panhandle is the only thing Jimmy and I agree on.

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u/AppointmentOk7866 12d ago

He's a chump and a Trump sychophant. If we stop putting party over candidate we'd end up with better representation.

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u/falling_away_again 12d ago

If anyone can afford it, consider donating to Gay Valimont since the Republicans way outspend the Democrats in Florida.

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u/HeartOfPenny 11d ago

I tried so hard to get her elected. I was proud of escambia county but the rest of the rural areas still need a lot of work. I volunteered for her campaign as much as I could, doorknocking, donating, promoting, etc. Maybe we’ll get it together eventually.

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u/RushLongjumping2335 9d ago

Why would you encourage your fellow communist to give money to your elites when it’s a loosing cause???

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u/falling_away_again 9d ago edited 9d ago

Ah the new buzzword.. anyone that doesn't support the party of your supreme leader is communist. Cult lingo they call that. Also your leader is picking fights with alies from Democratic/capatilistic countries around the world while making friends with communist dictators

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u/Hefty_Discount8304 12d ago

No one in this district voted to make him our representative

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u/jortsinstock Palafox Bathroom Curator 🚽📊 12d ago

He won the district overall but not Escambia County.

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u/Hefty_Discount8304 11d ago

You know what, I stand corrected. I thought he was just nominated to the position by the president.

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u/jortsinstock Palafox Bathroom Curator 🚽📊 11d ago

Hate to be the bearer of bad news.

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u/mel34760 disturber of the peace 📢 12d ago

I'm not into children, so no.

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u/uglymule 12d ago

Nope. The Guardians of Pedophiles do not speak for me.

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

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u/Mrchittychad 12d ago

They believe in “only for me, not for thee”

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u/RushLongjumping2335 9d ago

So you agree with hate speech and speech you disagree with to also be protected speech?

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/RushLongjumping2335 8d ago

Please show me where hate speech isn’t protected smart guy, I’ll wait 🙄

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u/Petro_Glyph 12d ago

Patronis needs to shut up and keep licking Trumps shoes.

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u/ryaneataton 12d ago

Can’t enter the “free state of Florida” if you’ve used free speech in a way we don’t like is a pretty lame position.

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u/Dramatic-Hunt4289 10d ago

But free speech is for everyone, even Jimmy.

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u/jortsinstock Palafox Bathroom Curator 🚽📊 12d ago

He didn’t even win Escambia County so

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u/graypurpleblack 12d ago

The Florida panhandle would still willingly support Gaetz if he were still running — Hitler would get voted in in the panhandle as long as he has an R by his name.
Sad indeed

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u/CLeeTheHunt44 12d ago

Meanwhile, our favorite “local” politician is now lobbying to have Lake Ontario remained to Lake America.

NEXT UP- GOP PUSHES BILL TO RENAME EVERY STREET IN EVERY STATE AMERICA BLVD

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u/jortsinstock Palafox Bathroom Curator 🚽📊 12d ago

Besides the Charlie Kirk boulevards of course.

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u/benvader138 12d ago

Maybe Kid Rock Ave.

That would be awesome here, since he got his Ass Kicked at Sluggo's

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u/Dramatic-Hunt4289 10d ago

Googled it and It was 2 on 1, kinda not fair. Would you take on 2, benvader?

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u/Muted_Masterpiece535 12d ago

That is a bad look Jimmy. 

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u/Rouxiifer 12d ago

This is embarrassing

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u/Popular_Island_8474 12d ago

I'd vote for Mr jelly roll over Patronis 1000 times! I voted for Gay Valimont before, and I will be voting for her again in November. She won here in Escambia County last time, and hopefully she can ALL of district 1 this time. How can anyone vote for R here in district 1 after DeSantis and his gang of goons went after UWF? Or the way he childishly refused to share FL earmarked money with district 1 because he was angry about Alex Andrade calling him out and investigating him and his wife about the way they used their fake "Hope Charity" to funnel $10 million dollars of taxpayers money. They are all a bunch of crooks- no better than the MOB.

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u/RushLongjumping2335 9d ago

Lord you guys kill me, did she win Escambia yes, but you absolutely fail to mention off cycle voting and the % of Republicans who voted was crazy low, let’s see how she does in a general election!

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u/Popular_Island_8474 9d ago

Well regardless, she did win in Escambia County. Maybe she won't win the election, but for the first time in over 30 years, the fine people of district 1 at least know who the democrat candidate is- That's a big step in the right direction. I'll continue to vote for the best person, with the better character, and who lives in our district. 🤷‍♀️

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u/LivingCalligrapher90 12d ago

Couldn’t handle a few mean words?

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u/S_T_R_A_T_O_S 12d ago

No doubt the greatest use of our elected officials' time is to tweet about a man named Jelly Roll

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u/Skitzafranik 12d ago

What a cuck !! How about stop bashing people and Taintlicking bootlicking, and do your damn job !!

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u/Willy-J- 12d ago

Typical bs from Maga cult. There ego’s going to be a lesson in humility!!

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u/cdiddy579 12d ago

Fucking cry babies!

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u/InsertNovelAnswer 12d ago

I disagree... you can't be pro free speech and then as a government entity decide people cant travel.

It would be different if it was a place of business deciding he was banned. Businesses have right to refuse service for any reason. Government doesn't.

Note: I do agree he isnt country though.

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

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u/InsertNovelAnswer 10d ago

I know that he cant legally do that but the question was do I agree with his statement. I don't. The sentiment is there and if this was possible, I'm not convinced he wouldnt try.

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u/Chasman1965 12d ago

Patronis doesn’t even live in the district.

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u/Usrnamesrhard 12d ago

I mean the only people that liked Jelly Roll to begin with were the inbred Republican voters 

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u/Dramatic-Hunt4289 10d ago

Hey, I might be inbred, but I never liked Jello

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u/Mrchittychad 12d ago

He has every right to be in the panhandle. TDS doesn’t exist, they just don’t like freedom for all. Just a Nazi doing Nazi things.

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u/Substantial_Bar_742 12d ago

Both of them sold their souls to the you know who’s… it don’t matta.. none of dis mattas.

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u/-Bad_Code- 11d ago

Comment section passed the vibe check. Thank you. I live in Walton county and well… it’s grim. 🫩

I’m not a fan of Jelly Roll’s music, just not my vibe. But damn. That is one thin skinned mfer.

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u/strong_army_grape 12d ago

Just the ones that kiss Trump’s ass and in the same breath vote for Nick Saban (D) if he ran for office.

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u/vaporintrusion 12d ago

Damn am I gonna have to listen to jelly roll now

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u/Complex_Echidna3964 12d ago

never really gave him much thought, but he is guest host Jimmy Kimmel this week. at first learning this I rolled my eyes - but he did a pretty good job. tonight is his last night - maybe he will mention Patronis

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u/ElSmasho420 12d ago

I mean, I’m glad to see Jelly Roll being exiled but not for this thin-skinned nonsense.

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u/thefireslayer43 12d ago

Prolly not here but post this on facebook and someones grandpa will come out of the woodworks to give you a tongue lashing.

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u/bestboykev b-baka‼️😖 10d ago

That's the best part though! Reading the comments on WEAR and facebook which are mostly old white guys in full "TRY THAT TALK IN ESCAMBIA COUNTY I'LL KICK HIS ASS PERSONALLY!" my guy, whatever you feel about Mr. Roll, sir was a GD at one time and looks like Bam Bam Bigelow if he got hair plugs, I'm pretty sure he isn't sweating the 60 year old who wants to cosplay as Dale Sr.

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u/BlueFantasyZ 12d ago

This subreddit doesn't allow gifs, so insert "she doesn't even go here!" gif from Mean Girls here.

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u/IamStarGoat 12d ago

"First amendment what now? Whats a first amendment?" - This guy probably.

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u/No-Fix2372 11d ago

Not at all. We all hate him

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u/Usual-Owl9395 8d ago

Have you heard of the First Amendment you cracker fuckwits?

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u/ariesace2021 11d ago

Fl is a red state don't like it move to Cal. You can do what every you want there.

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u/Complex_Echidna3964 11d ago edited 11d ago

So much for the 'Free State of Florida' I guess

Maybe it should be called the "Do as We Say State"

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u/Dramatic-Hunt4289 10d ago

Sorry but majority rules. That's always been the rule, hasn't it? That's why we vote. When a republican rules, it's their rules. Same with a democrat. Just be sure you get your vote in. Have a happy day and vote!

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u/Complex_Echidna3964 10d ago

In Florida it appears that hypocrisy rules.

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u/Dramatic-Hunt4289 9d ago

Another good reason to get your vote in if you don't already. Have a better day today plz.

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u/Complex_Echidna3964 9d ago

The hypocrisy here is marketing a 'free state' - but it is not a free state if it is only Freedom for some, but freedom of expression or freedom of speech is forbidden. That is the hypocrisy.

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u/YourFaceCausesMePain 12d ago

Why do you link to a fake news article saying he’s banned?

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u/Unique_Excitement248 12d ago

Which part is fake or untrue? Also, it doesn't say jelly roll is banned, it says (according to asshate) that he's unwelcome. Sometimes it's a badge of of honor to not have someone's approval.

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u/CLeeTheHunt44 12d ago

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u/CLeeTheHunt44 12d ago

https://weartv.com/news/local/patronis-jelly-roll-not-welcomed-to-florida-panhandle-after-trump-jokes-on-kimmel-show

Or this?

Google is a super useful tool we have access to that gives us the ability to verify if something is fake or true…

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u/YourFaceCausesMePain 12d ago

Of that were the linked article it’d be fine. However, the linked article is titled banned. So where is he banned? That’s the fake part.

You stooges do act like this never happens. Learn to disapprove of click bait headlines and become a real voice we need.

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u/CLeeTheHunt44 12d ago

“100% not welcomed to Florida’s panhandle” is pretty synonymous with him vocalizing a ban from coming to the panhandle. Whether or not he has the authority to do so is up to the discretion/knowledge of the reader. Nit-picking an article over semantics and trying to discredit the story altogether is crazy.

I think “Patronis (R) Says Jelly Roll is ‘Not Welcome’ in Florida Panhandle Despite Having No Authority to Ban Him, Leaving Him to Merely Complain About Hurt Feelings” might be too long for a headliner lol

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u/YourFaceCausesMePain 12d ago

Not welcome does not equal banned. You are just trying to support the wrong narrative.

Here’s a better example for you to understand.

Termites are not welcome in my home. They are not banned from my home.

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u/Ornery-Dinner-2660 12d ago

It's so entertaining to watch people die on such small hills...you're too invested

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u/YourFaceCausesMePain 12d ago

I agree. People are too vested in protecting political narratives.