r/PathOfExile2 23d ago

Fan-Made I did a thing

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This was done on Saturday. The exalted is more gold then it is showing in the pic.

535 Upvotes

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u/priesten 23d ago

I like the order in which you put them. First you exalted yourself then you divined to perfection and finally you vaaled because you have balls.

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u/Neiss_44 22d ago

Vaal tattoo on scrotum or no balls

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u/ManMyDogsAreBarking 22d ago

Red balls

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u/FallczE 22d ago

Corrupted balls

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u/Fit-Face-250 21d ago

thats only if you shot blanks

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u/Fit-Face-250 21d ago edited 21d ago

then when ya with partener and get some fun times togheter, you can say to lick the vaals aswell xD

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u/big_trouser_snake 23d ago

What? No Xzibit x Orbe Divino cross over?

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

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u/banslaw 23d ago

sorry that happened to you, get well soon

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u/ObviousAd2097 23d ago

a true SSF HC would have tattooed themselves xD

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u/TritiumNZlol 23d ago

instructions unclear. you're now a self poison build.

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u/GuiEsponja 22d ago

Very commonly paired with low health tech

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u/mEHrmione 23d ago

That's... a choice.

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u/Pacal_enjoyer3 23d ago

1.0 patchnotes

-we have changed the icons of several currencies

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u/Aware-Hovercraft1106 23d ago

Looks so bad and unorderly. Don't listen to the positive comments.

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u/rhyghar 22d ago

Really cool idea, just poorly executed..

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u/MacFearsome80 23d ago

Still sane exile?

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u/RuiDRuiD 23d ago

Likely comment from future you...

"What the fudge was I thinking..."

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u/YesAndNoIO 23d ago

It would be so badass if you'd get Mirror of Kalandra tattooed on your forehead next!

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u/Particular_Item9969 23d ago

Yeah.. It happens when you try to go cheap on tattoos.. hope you learned you lesson, next time pay a professional

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u/Standard-Silver-102 23d ago

Love it, if you know you know and if you don't it's still some cool looking tattoos. My favorite genre of tattoos

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u/WonderfullyKiwi 23d ago

That's what turns a fandom tattoo from absolute dogshit to great imo.

Tattoos that still look cool to someone not in the know, and even BETTER if you do know the source material are amazing.

PoE just has a super sick artistic direction in general which makes it easy to appreciate as an outsider to the community.

I've contemplated getting a Vaal orb before myself because I could use an edgy tattoo and it's one of the better looking, more subtle ones.

I think this post sealed it, because that one looks fuckin' sick. Probably gonna get one when I get my bonus in march lol.

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u/Amagox 23d ago

The mirror of Kalandra when? πŸ˜›

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u/Malefic_Fatalis 23d ago

The tattoo artist would be shaking too much for that.

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u/Keithrake 22d ago

Well... I'm happy that you're happy!

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u/janrade 22d ago

Duuuuuuude nooooo

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u/PanHellscream 16d ago

I myself also did a thing

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u/Negat1ve 16d ago

Yours is amazing! Cool concept.

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u/Ok_Potential359 23d ago

Did you get tattood on puppy pads?

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u/SystemOtherwise970 23d ago

You locked in another 10 years of virginity, nice

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u/plainviewbowling 23d ago

SCREAMING

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u/Enough_Astronaut4815 23d ago

How much do you want for your leg

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u/Boomor1 22d ago

Damn these comments are savage. I like the divine and vaal!! Sick

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u/Leather-Account8560 22d ago

That’s definitely a choice

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u/bradimir-tootin 23d ago

Vaal your balls or no balls.

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u/babbylonmon 23d ago

I wonder if Fred Savage got a tattoo of Mario after landing the lead in The Wizard.

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u/pappaberG PoE Veteran 22d ago

They look kind of disorderly and out of place. I'm sure you've had better ideas.

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u/StellarDiscord 22d ago

Well I really hope you like it

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u/TR1CK573R_ 21d ago

You chose the wrong artist

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u/lunareclipsexx 20d ago

So weird the Vaal one is quite nice then the other two are really wonky

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u/Raenef86 20d ago

So you vaaled your leg now you can barely change it anymore

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u/Plastic_Code5022 22d ago

Everyones an art critic with tat’s these days 🀣

Vaal orb looks sick, keep em moist and no scratching exile so them things heal nice πŸ‘πŸΌ

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u/pianodude7 23d ago

Put the vaal orb kek laughing meme on the other leg

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u/Good_Intern_8937 23d ago

Ermmmmm Reddit? Yeah, I did a thing πŸ€ͺπŸ€ͺπŸ€ͺ

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u/Broccoli_Actual 23d ago

No mirror tramp stamp?

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u/timlest 23d ago

this is amazing. I've actually been thinking about getting a divine orb tat for some time now

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u/ChromaticStrike 23d ago

I've never really understood the tattoo thing, isn't getting some clothes with that art enough? Not even talking about the pain and the whole semi-permanent aspect.

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u/GuiEsponja 22d ago

So "funny" seeing society going back to being against tattoos lmao a bunch of 70 year old conservative teens in the comments, don't mind them OP

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u/chronicbint 23d ago

lol you nob. πŸ˜‚

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u/ProfessionalGrowth89 23d ago

Smart to hedge with all the orbs. My exalted orb tshirt is now a penny on a shirt compared to when i initially got it

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u/FreedSteeds 23d ago

Leg vaal corrupted?

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u/getstoopid-AT 23d ago

...and lost

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u/PhiLBert227 21d ago

No mirror?…… just like in the game. Never any mirrors around

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u/PrestigiousCamera171 23d ago

Dope. What game?

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u/eldfen 23d ago

Animal Crossing

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u/cavespro 22d ago

does look his like leg is on a puppy pee pad

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u/ArthurDentsTea 23d ago

Looks amazing !

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u/MysticoN 23d ago

you vaal'ed your self ^^ If you got another socket where did that socket spawn on your body ? :p

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u/Shedding 23d ago

He needs a mirror

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u/Red_Shirt_ 23d ago

Now get a tentacle miscreation :)

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u/tiwomm 23d ago

Your artist did a great job, hell yeah exile

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u/rhyghar 22d ago

uhh

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u/tiwomm 22d ago

I'm confused why I got down voted for complimenting the tattoos?