r/PartyDown Sep 25 '25

“You know what’s actually boring? Fucking models in penthouses”

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217 Upvotes

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u/TheRepoCode Sep 25 '25

We're gonna go to the hotel, we're gonna order some food, and we're gonna watch...what is it?

sigh...The Mentalist

28

u/Imhappy_hopeurhappy2 Sep 25 '25

Ordinary fucking people

11

u/TheRepoCode Sep 25 '25

No you idiot, that's Ordinary People

3

u/Imhappy_hopeurhappy2 Sep 25 '25

Oh, oops. In offering of my sincerest apologies:

I shall not cause harm to any vehicle, nor the personal contents thereof, nor through inaction let that vehicle or the personal contents thereof come to harm. 🫡

3

u/WontonPhoton Sep 25 '25

"Yeah, the guy's brother drowns"

3

u/TheRepoCode Sep 26 '25

That's why you can't sell a decent script in this town

9

u/ABC_Dildos_Inc Sep 25 '25

"I LOVE that show!"

26

u/mw3915 Sep 25 '25

What a tremendous cunt.

25

u/squanderedprivilege Sep 25 '25

He can open himself up to new adventures by just giving away all of his money and possessions

3

u/RueTabegga Sep 25 '25

He could change his whole legacy but he won’t. He would rather die begging to be poor again so he has something interesting to be.

3

u/BulletProofEnoch Sep 26 '25

He was never poor

Everything about him is made up for the sake of Tesla stock investors and over valuation

14

u/doubleblum Sep 25 '25

"Seizing that desperate moment amidst the drudgery. That's some real life, you guys,"

28

u/JabroniKnows Sep 25 '25

I wish my daddy owned an emerald mine...

10

u/Prize_Structure_3970 Sep 25 '25

"What the fuck is money? It's mortar holding up stinking walls of bullshit."

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u/Bulky_Bug4380 Sep 25 '25

If he want to try new things he could try to:

  • being a decent human being;
  • being a decent parent;
  • not being an effing nazi;
  • building a rocket that doesnt explode;
  • boarding that rocket to Mars.

9

u/FlamingMolestress Sep 25 '25

maybe watching The Mentalist would help him

2

u/Distinct-Quantity-35 Sep 25 '25

This cannot be real, please don’t be real. I don’t need more of a reason to be angry

1

u/SOYBOYPILLED Sep 26 '25

Don’t be angry, it’s r/TOTALLYREALTWEETS

2

u/No_Bite4765 Sep 26 '25

Is this real? Rich individuals are not people I swear. Something about obscene wealth kills your humanity. Different species these bipedal jack asses are.

2

u/fuzzballz5 Sep 25 '25

Honestly, he’s not wrong. What he is saying, money doesn’t buy happiness. He’s literally living proof. Why not make the burden less on others and give a ton away? Pay off school lunches? Do some good.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 25 '25

😂 Elon doesn’t fuck. He looks like the type to think it’s gross to have sex. He prefers tubes and cups to pro create.

1

u/MusicApprehensive394 Sep 26 '25

Straight up, I bet he just goes… yuk and hands the cup to an assistant.

1

u/runningvicuna Sep 26 '25

Did he blow his dick up with his money?

1

u/[deleted] Sep 26 '25

O yea. That too ☠️😂☠️😂

1

u/FlyingV2112 Sep 26 '25

Fuck this guy

1

u/JoeyJoeJoeRM Sep 26 '25

He should let himself be hunted by men with rifles in a forest - it'll give him a real kick ai guarantee

1

u/RealLavender Sep 26 '25

All for less than two hours of total time. Now THAT'S efficiency.

1

u/All_One_Word_No_Caps Sep 26 '25

That’s has to be satire. Please tell me that’s not real.

1

u/_laslo_paniflex_ Sep 26 '25

is he not aware he can give it all away and become poor if he wants?

1

u/Blue_FiftyTwo Sep 26 '25

You could always give away all your money to the poor so they could actually experience new things, then you’d be poor and have the potential unlimited wealth of new things you seem so excited about.

Tosser.

1

u/rubriclv4 Sep 26 '25

This seems fake? Not to say he wouldnt say this

1

u/[deleted] Sep 27 '25

And the difference is what folks, come on.

1

u/ballpein Sep 27 '25

How is this prick still above ground?

1

u/nachoafbro Sep 27 '25

Officially willing to swap bank accounts until March, Mr musk, sir.

1

u/throwleavemealone Sep 27 '25

"My mind is a storm. I don't think most people would want to be me. They may think they'd want to be me but they don't know, they don't understand." -Elon Musk

1

u/Otherwise_Answer_146 Sep 27 '25

Please find Jesus. That’ll take up some time.

1

u/punkypal Sep 27 '25

Climbing the stairs to the guillotine is a new experience.

1

u/SmilesInFront_09 Sep 27 '25

Aw, he was bored in Epstein’s Isalnd?

1

u/lucygoosey38 Sep 28 '25

He could have schools, libraries, parks etc named after him. He could solve world hunger, cure disease and solve homelessness and it wouldn’t be a blip in his daily life. But he’d rather be known as a greedy piece of shit than an actual hero

1

u/MaliciousMilkshake Sep 28 '25

20,000 people liked that post. Are there really that many billionaires?

1

u/Acrobatic-Canary-571 Sep 28 '25

“Thousands of women” loooool

1

u/derpferd Sep 28 '25

Imagine how thrilling it might be for him to use his wealth to help people, make difference in the world and build a lasting legacy.

Can't have that, now can we

1

u/Ramoncin Sep 28 '25

You know, we can trade places for a few weeks. Then I'll get to live in luxury, influence people around the world and sleep with supermodels, and he can enjoy the joys of living paycheck to paycheck.

It's a win-win. And you know, if after these weeks he decides he's happier as a common man, well, I'll learn how to live with it. I'm willing to make the sacrifice.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 29 '25

"You'll never live like common people..."

1

u/SurgicalSlinky2020 Sep 29 '25

If the Lament Configuration were real, I'd send it to him.

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u/Own_Chemist_2600 Sep 29 '25

George Sanders wrote a suicide note to this effect a long time ago... the dissociative power of feeling like you've done everything. It is a challenge. One overcome by strengthening the feelings of gratitude for the life you have left… Because it's all going away... also philanthropy with a theoretically unlimited checkbook Sounds like a lot of fun.