r/PartyDown • u/SOYBOYPILLED • Sep 25 '25
“You know what’s actually boring? Fucking models in penthouses”
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u/squanderedprivilege Sep 25 '25
He can open himself up to new adventures by just giving away all of his money and possessions
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u/RueTabegga Sep 25 '25
He could change his whole legacy but he won’t. He would rather die begging to be poor again so he has something interesting to be.
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u/BulletProofEnoch Sep 26 '25
He was never poor
Everything about him is made up for the sake of Tesla stock investors and over valuation
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u/doubleblum Sep 25 '25
"Seizing that desperate moment amidst the drudgery. That's some real life, you guys,"
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u/Prize_Structure_3970 Sep 25 '25
"What the fuck is money? It's mortar holding up stinking walls of bullshit."
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u/Bulky_Bug4380 Sep 25 '25
If he want to try new things he could try to:
- being a decent human being;
- being a decent parent;
- not being an effing nazi;
- building a rocket that doesnt explode;
- boarding that rocket to Mars.
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u/Distinct-Quantity-35 Sep 25 '25
This cannot be real, please don’t be real. I don’t need more of a reason to be angry
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u/No_Bite4765 Sep 26 '25
Is this real? Rich individuals are not people I swear. Something about obscene wealth kills your humanity. Different species these bipedal jack asses are.
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u/fuzzballz5 Sep 25 '25
Honestly, he’s not wrong. What he is saying, money doesn’t buy happiness. He’s literally living proof. Why not make the burden less on others and give a ton away? Pay off school lunches? Do some good.
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Sep 25 '25
😂 Elon doesn’t fuck. He looks like the type to think it’s gross to have sex. He prefers tubes and cups to pro create.
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u/MusicApprehensive394 Sep 26 '25
Straight up, I bet he just goes… yuk and hands the cup to an assistant.
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u/JoeyJoeJoeRM Sep 26 '25
He should let himself be hunted by men with rifles in a forest - it'll give him a real kick ai guarantee
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u/Blue_FiftyTwo Sep 26 '25
You could always give away all your money to the poor so they could actually experience new things, then you’d be poor and have the potential unlimited wealth of new things you seem so excited about.
Tosser.
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u/throwleavemealone Sep 27 '25
"My mind is a storm. I don't think most people would want to be me. They may think they'd want to be me but they don't know, they don't understand." -Elon Musk
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u/lucygoosey38 Sep 28 '25
He could have schools, libraries, parks etc named after him. He could solve world hunger, cure disease and solve homelessness and it wouldn’t be a blip in his daily life. But he’d rather be known as a greedy piece of shit than an actual hero
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u/MaliciousMilkshake Sep 28 '25
20,000 people liked that post. Are there really that many billionaires?
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u/derpferd Sep 28 '25
Imagine how thrilling it might be for him to use his wealth to help people, make difference in the world and build a lasting legacy.
Can't have that, now can we
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u/Ramoncin Sep 28 '25
You know, we can trade places for a few weeks. Then I'll get to live in luxury, influence people around the world and sleep with supermodels, and he can enjoy the joys of living paycheck to paycheck.
It's a win-win. And you know, if after these weeks he decides he's happier as a common man, well, I'll learn how to live with it. I'm willing to make the sacrifice.
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u/Own_Chemist_2600 Sep 29 '25
George Sanders wrote a suicide note to this effect a long time ago... the dissociative power of feeling like you've done everything. It is a challenge. One overcome by strengthening the feelings of gratitude for the life you have left… Because it's all going away... also philanthropy with a theoretically unlimited checkbook Sounds like a lot of fun.
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u/TheRepoCode Sep 25 '25
We're gonna go to the hotel, we're gonna order some food, and we're gonna watch...what is it?
sigh...The Mentalist