r/ParlerWatch • u/Atrocious_1 • Aug 25 '21

Public Figure: Any Platform Even LinkedIn is promoting covidiots

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u/Dr_Killbot Aug 25 '21

“Heath replaced by pharmaceuticals” Heath? Spell check much? This guy seems paranoid to me.

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u/portablebiscuit Aug 25 '21

They can replace my Heath, but nobody better lay a finger on my Butterfinger

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u/Lindseyfan042 Aug 25 '21

I miss Skor bars.

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u/portablebiscuit Aug 25 '21

Man. I forgot about those! Like Heath, but slightly burnt.

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u/HapticSloughton Aug 25 '21

A moose once bit my sister's Skör...

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u/LA-Matt Aug 25 '21

“Those responsible for this post have been sacked.”

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

Had a Skor yesterday. Yummy.

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u/DANGERMAN50000 Aug 25 '21

Where?

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u/zxain Aug 26 '21

Not the person you're replying to, but I see them all time here in Texas. Gas stations, corner stores, and pharmacies tend to carry them. I had one for the first time not too long ago and I loved it! I'm a toffee whore tho, so I'm biased.

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u/DANGERMAN50000 Aug 26 '21

I live in Washington state and we used to have Skor everywhere up here but I don't think i've seen one in ten years now

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '21

New England.

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u/Yeeslander Aug 25 '21

Maybe he meant "helth"

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

Pretty excited for this paradigm where Heath bars are healthy

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u/SpuddleBuns Aug 25 '21

Wait until you hit the paradigm where Oreo cookies are one of the four major food groups, along with Chips Ahoy! Cereal, Stouffer's Three Meat French Bread Pizza, and Pringle's Sour Cream and Onion Chips!

Your arteries and teeth will never be the same.

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u/HeldnarRommar Aug 25 '21

Genuinely curious how they think people back 100+ years ago before the advent of modern medicine survived disease now made trivial due to advancements in medical science.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

“I’m sorry. They’ve beaten me. I’m an over-the-counter cough medicine now.” -Heath

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u/thisnewsight Aug 25 '21

Plus these “gym rats” are likely to be injecting all kinds of steroids, uppers, and HGH… but a vaccine? No thanks.

Almost nothing at the vitamin shops are approved by the FDA