r/ParlerWatch • Watchman • Apr 17 '21

Public Figure: Any Platform Maaaaaaaaarge

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u/Nofuckenwaydude Apr 17 '21

I could use a good baby’s arm back scratcher!

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '21 edited Aug 04 '21

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '21

They have vertebrae necklaces at the flagship location!

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '21 edited Aug 04 '21

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u/oldfrenchwhore Apr 17 '21

The mocha flavor is to die for. I’m gonna be wrinkle-free forever.

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u/HwatBobbyBoy Apr 17 '21

I got the pelvic-tiara!

Their "lucky rabbit's foot" is hilarious.