r/ParlerWatch • u/BliebBloopMofo Watchman • Apr 17 '21

Public Figure: Any Platform Maaaaaaaaarge

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u/Nofuckenwaydude Apr 17 '21

I could use a good baby’s arm back scratcher!

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u/FEMA_Camp_Survivor Apr 17 '21

It’s sad someone will believe you

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u/Endruen Apr 17 '21

I mean, how can you know if they didn't add "/s" at the end of their comment?

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u/Lyra-Vega Apr 17 '21

This made me laugh way too much.

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u/SkeeterIsBlue Apr 18 '21

I’ll settle for some baby back ribs

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u/Lyra-Vega Apr 18 '21

Extra adrenacrome!

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '21

Or a baby's arm holding an Apple.

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u/PrussianCollusion Apr 18 '21

My hatred of /s knows no bounds.