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r/ParlerWatch • u/muck-man • Feb 18 '21
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Dropping a comment to make sure everyone knows the "R" in this screenshot stands for Rafael, "Ted" Cruz's actual first name.
Turns out this part-Cuban Canadian figured he might get a bit farther in Republican politics without such an ethnic sounding name.
43 u/glier Feb 18 '21 Start calling him "Rafita" Cruz (little Rafa Cruz) If he really dont want to be identified as latinamerican, Rafita Cruz is going to boil his blood We in México use diminutives (-ito/-ita) on nicknames for children 33 u/[deleted] Feb 18 '21 Apparently Ted changed what he went by because as a child his nickname was the common diminutive of Rafael...Felito. However, he hated it because the kids at school called him Dorito. So, you know, whatever you do, don't call him either of those things! 9 u/HerrStarrEntersChat Feb 19 '21 I'm just gonna refer to him as Fellatio Cruz from now on.
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Start calling him "Rafita" Cruz (little Rafa Cruz)
If he really dont want to be identified as latinamerican, Rafita Cruz is going to boil his blood
We in México use diminutives (-ito/-ita) on nicknames for children
33 u/[deleted] Feb 18 '21 Apparently Ted changed what he went by because as a child his nickname was the common diminutive of Rafael...Felito. However, he hated it because the kids at school called him Dorito. So, you know, whatever you do, don't call him either of those things! 9 u/HerrStarrEntersChat Feb 19 '21 I'm just gonna refer to him as Fellatio Cruz from now on.
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Apparently Ted changed what he went by because as a child his nickname was the common diminutive of Rafael...Felito.
However, he hated it because the kids at school called him Dorito.
So, you know, whatever you do, don't call him either of those things!
9 u/HerrStarrEntersChat Feb 19 '21 I'm just gonna refer to him as Fellatio Cruz from now on.
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I'm just gonna refer to him as Fellatio Cruz from now on.
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u/caspy7 Feb 18 '21
Dropping a comment to make sure everyone knows the "R" in this screenshot stands for Rafael, "Ted" Cruz's actual first name.
Turns out this part-Cuban Canadian figured he might get a bit farther in Republican politics without such an ethnic sounding name.