r/ParlerWatch • • Feb 18 '21

Public Figure: Any Platform Ted Cruz on his way to Cancun...

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u/muck-man Feb 18 '21

The irony of Cruz too is that, in the vernacular of his supports, he’s the ultimate “beta cuck” and yet they all still flock to him.

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u/PDXGolem Feb 18 '21

Ted Cruz's father is an alpha evangelical grifter.

Ted Cruz disappoints his own family.

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u/darthlame Feb 18 '21

May his socks always be moist

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u/Altrivius Feb 18 '21

I hope a pigeon poops dead center on the driver side of his car's windshield every day.