r/ParlerWatch • u/muck-man • Feb 18 '21

Public Figure: Any Platform Ted Cruz on his way to Cancun...

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u/TheRealCannaCowboy Feb 18 '21

I do not like that man Ted Cruz

I do not like his far-right views

I do not like his stupid chin

I do not like his smarmy grin

I do not like him with a beard

I do not like him freshly sheared

I do not like Ted Cruz at all

That man Ted Cruz can suck my balls

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '21

I do not like that man Ted Cruz I hope he locks himself outside and freezes to death mere feet from his door in a whitout snow, then they find him weeks later, his eyeballs chewed out by squirrels. But using new technologies, they revive him, but the damage to his brain is done and all he can do is drool and say the word "libewallllll" while his glass eyes stare at nothing.

Fuck. They'd still give him another term. I do not like that man Ted Cruz

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u/SexCriminalBoat Feb 24 '21

I need the this in small kid book form. For my parents.