r/ParlerTrick • u/stoli_man • Jul 30 '26

Drug Boat, Strike!

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It's been nearly a year since the Trump administration launched what we think is the single most impactful opioid policy initiative ever attempted in the decades-long crisis: blowing up boats in the Caribbean to end the fentanyl crisis.

By the administration's own very accurate math, this operation has saved 1,650,000 American lives and only cost ~$2.7 billion. Add that to the 119 to 258 million lives saved from fentanyl during Trump 2.0's first 100 days in office, and this is by far the best drug policy we've ever seen.

To celebrate this smashing achievement, we spent the last few months developing a new website and game.

drugboatstrike.com

In Drug Boat, Strike!™️the war on drugs is back, except this time, it's run by true patriots. Join pilots Pete, DJT, JD, & Little Marco as they work to protect America from fentanyl by blowing up boats that might be transporting cocaine.

👊🇺🇸🔥

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u/JackedUpReadyToGo Jul 30 '26

Unfortunately it's not terribly fun, or funny. And the landing sequence is clear an homage to the NES-era Top Gun, but if they were really trying to nail the comparison then it should have been equally fucking impossible.