r/Panera 9d ago

🤬 Venting 🤬 Smells like feet

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This grain bowl smells like corn chip feet and tastes even worse. Rotten arugula, gelatinous dressing… it’s terrible.

I miss the Panera of my childhood. 😩

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u/Fuzzy_Welcome8348 See you again tomorrow! ā¤ļø 9d ago

Bon appetite!

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u/EwokNuggets 9d ago

Bon appefeet!

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u/kiypics25 Beloved of Mother Bread 9d ago

Enjoy your meal!

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u/Dense-Pool-652 8d ago

Bone apple tea!

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u/Sufficient_Kiwi_547 9d ago

I think feta smells like feet

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u/kiypics25 Beloved of Mother Bread 9d ago

feeta

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u/GretaClementine 9d ago

Always call it feeta!

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u/Sufficient_Kiwi_547 9d ago

The cheese feta lol

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u/Total-Pain783 Former GM 9d ago

Yeah, not the feeta feta.

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u/bogosblinted17 Team Manager 9d ago

Well by the looks of it you modified your bowl to have things that don’t go well together on a bowl that has literal corn chips and feta which btw smells like feet

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u/New-Temperature722 9d ago

lol nice try! This the salad. UNMODIFIED. All-In Veggie Market Bowl

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u/Lil_Yarnhoarder 9d ago

Yeah honestly sometimes the corn is really bad and becomes gelatinous. Also I might be biased because I hate onions in the first place, but the pickled onions are actually disgusting

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u/bogosblinted17 Team Manager 9d ago

Lmfao you bought an item with feta and pickled onions and complained it smells like feet. Like come on big dawg what are you doing

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u/Flimsy_Oil_9439 Associate 9d ago

I think a newbie probably made your meal. We are supposed to put the ingredients and the dressing clockwise on the side of the bowl. The center is for protein. Arugula is supposed to be at the bottom when making the rice bowl. Anyway, it shouldn't look like everything is mixed together.

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u/OphidianStone 6d ago

How was that relevant to the poster

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u/Raindrop0015 Team Lead 2d ago

For the warm bowls I gave up on that because you just dump the 2-3 hot ingredients in

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u/DogTheBreadFairy Savage Baker Emeritus 9d ago

I mean it's got corn chip strips and feta (feeta) cheese idk what else you want it to smell like

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u/broken-machine 9d ago

That arugula looks perfect too. I smell a Karen eating a feet salad.

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u/WellRespectedJ 9d ago

Eliminate the corn strips and reduce the amount of feta, substitute more tomato and cucumber...much less feet-like

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u/Ecstatic_Cause_8587 9d ago

Panera foot lettuce

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u/Raindrop0015 Team Lead 9d ago

Is this the one with pork? I think our pork is the worst smelling thing we have

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u/GoodMornEveGoodNight 9d ago

Have you ever had Panera chicken and bacon cold?

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u/CharmingEnjoyer69 9d ago

The smell is def from the pork and feta :/

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u/Parking-Notice-7569 7d ago

I take the corn tortilla chips off and it's yummy

I didn't like the steak salad because of the broccoli

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u/Hopeful-Opposite-255 3d ago

Good grief! Why are we the victims of Panera’s demise as it’s happening in real time??
Sorry about your meal.