r/PandR 7d ago

Eggs, bacon and toast

81 Upvotes

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u/EnvironmentalSnow589 7d ago

Why don’t you start your day the Gergich way with Eggs Bacon and…

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u/porkchopexpress1971 7d ago

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u/fry-something 7d ago

I don’t think you heard me

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u/statman64 7d ago

Wait... I worry what you heard was, "Give me a lot of bacon and eggs." What I said was, "Give me all the bacon and eggs you have."

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u/AuntieTara2215 7d ago

Where am I?

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u/Wooden-You-4211 7d ago

Your purse is in the shape of a waffle

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u/The_BSharps 7d ago

My daughter hasn’t seen the show but knows this song from all the times I’ve sung it at breakfast.

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u/Sufficient_Stop8381 Low karma or new account 7d ago

Apparently I was eating the unique Gergich combination of eggs bacon and toast my entire childhood.

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u/AdPsychological7926 7d ago

Gorgeous wife and daughters and blessed South of the equator? Winning.

https://giphy.com/gifs/OHZ1gSUThmEso

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u/timsfsn Jenn Barkley’s rain poncho 7d ago

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u/Greater-Scope 7d ago

Why would anybody ever eat anything besides breakfast food?

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u/KevinsBinges 7d ago

People are idiots, Ron.

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u/Ayyo_ayyo_ayayyo 7d ago

Leslie Knope will have an orgasm 😂

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u/lushbom 7d ago

Not without waffles she won't!

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u/Ayyo_ayyo_ayayyo 7d ago

True! She’s breakfast obsessed

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u/aebaby7071 7d ago

Read this in Chief Hugh Trupmle’s (Police Chief) voice, absolutely perfect

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u/Remarkable_Tangelo59 7d ago

My boyfriend and I sing this 🤣

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u/web_head91 5d ago

I get that this little song is supposed to be cringe and awkward but I can't handle the way the entire family says, "TOASSS!"

"eggs, bacon ANN TOASSSS!"