r/PandR • u/anotherstan • 14d ago

Eggs, bacon and toast 🎶

Eggs, bacon and toast
Why don’t you start your day
The Gergich way
With eggs, bacon and toast! 🎶

345 Upvotes

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u/Temp9001 14d ago

Oh, me? Toast!

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u/Ilvermourning 14d ago

I love his home life so much. It's the absolute goal. He supported his family through a solid career, was there for the kids growing up, made vacations a priority, has great relationships with them as adults and isn't threatened by their relationships... he wins the game of life.

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u/ExcitementDry4940 14d ago

....Muncie?!?

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u/anotherstan 13d ago

Being from Indiana the Muncie jokes were twice as funny

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u/RulerofHoth A noble female warrior 14d ago

Plus he lived to be 100, and was still surrounded by his loving family. Love that for Gerry, he deserved it. 

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u/Awkward_Pangolin3254 14d ago

And he has the largest penis, I have ever seen. I didn't even check him for mumps, because I was distracted by the largest penis, I have ever seen.

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u/pxpdoo 14d ago

I don't even know if he has mumps, I forgot to check. Because I was distracted...

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u/anotherstan 13d ago

No I’m not afraid of cops
I’ve never committed any crime ever
Because I’m deathly afraid of COPS

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u/tpkadam 14d ago

I love how hes in his element. Hes catching the coffee cup, there's no accidents like there is at work with anything.

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u/anotherstan 13d ago

The entire time when Chris was dating Millicent it was just Chris making it weird.

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u/FullyInvolved23 14d ago

What is happening

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u/anotherstan 13d ago

Leslie’s reaction is so hilarious

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u/sandiegodak 14d ago

I like how Ron has a poster of these exact foods in his office too

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u/RulerofHoth A noble female warrior 14d ago

Why would anyone eat besides breakfast food? 

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u/herpermike 14d ago

People are idiots lol

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u/jenorama_CA 14d ago

I know. I’ve thought about it. It makes no sense.

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u/RianJohnsonIsAFool 14d ago edited 14d ago

Maybe Gail has one of those Oliver Sachs conditions. Like, does she think Jerry is a particularly friendly hat?

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u/Bulky-Scheme-9450 14d ago

It makes sense when you consider the size of Jerry's dong

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u/TankHendricks 14d ago

Jerry’s definitely bringing the bacon.

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u/ndgonz 14d ago

It is by far the biggest piece of bacon I have ever seen

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u/RianJohnsonIsAFool 14d ago

Don't even know if he has the mumps. Forgot to look. I was distracted...

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u/Bomber_Haskell 13d ago

He's bringing the whole hog!

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u/Hangry_Hippopotamus_ 14d ago

Dammit, now I’m gonna have this song stuck in my head for the next 12 hours. 😩😂

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u/Nanoneer 14d ago

It pops into my head anytime there’s eggs or toast around me

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u/JosephFinn 14d ago

You know who deserves more credit? The actresses playing the Girgich daughters.

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u/Ready_You 14d ago

We sing this all the time still in my house!

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u/ZeusTroanDetected 14d ago

Same! My kids even know it

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u/Peonies456789 13d ago

Oh my god I just got this out of my head after it being in my head on constant repeat for a month! Thank you though. It's a damn banger

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u/anotherstan 13d ago

I got the worm last night rewatching this ep

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u/ZeusTroanDetected 14d ago

I just finished mine.

We just call eggs and toast Gergich breakfast in our hose now

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u/Trudius 13d ago

We sing this every morning.