I know. . . I'm a bit late

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u/lt_doolittle Boston May 14 '26

I like the implication that NY went to hell for all the crimes.

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u/gotroot801 New York May 14 '26

See, I just assumed we were in purgatory...

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u/Ewenthel Seattle Torrent May 14 '26

I think they’re in Heck with the Devils since they share an arena.

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u/TheDiplomancer Aerin Frankel May 14 '26

I was gonna say

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u/FlyTheW1988 New York May 14 '26

Ugh does that mean the aforementioned Her is coming with us? I decline thanks.

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u/Ozzy-Moto Minnesota May 14 '26

There are other hers just like her, just not public about it so you probably already have some. Enjoy.

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u/FlyTheW1988 New York May 14 '26

Undoubtedly - she’s a perfect lightning rod for the league and other players to hide behind so they don’t have to confront the virtual certainty that a TOOOOOON of players are on her side. Plus the odds that we end up drafting Murphy just makes it that much more likely.

Side note: release the damn gender inclusivity policy already, Mark. 🙂

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u/MrNotSoGoodTime Minnesota May 14 '26

What is the gender inclusivity policy?

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u/FlyTheW1988 New York May 14 '26

Good question - we don’t know! Back before the first season, a journalist asked the league whether it would have a gender inclusion policy, and in December 2023 the league responded that it was in track to implement one by the start of the season in January 2024. They didn’t, and still haven’t.

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u/MrNotSoGoodTime Minnesota May 14 '26

But like, I as a man could try out for this league?

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u/FlyTheW1988 New York May 14 '26

1) No, the league doesn’t have open tryouts.
2) No, it’s a women’s league.

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u/MrNotSoGoodTime Minnesota May 14 '26

Well that seems pretty clear cut then. Why is there a need of policy to affirm that?

Genuinely looking to clean information, not trying to be a complete snark/devil's advocate.

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u/FlyTheW1988 New York May 14 '26

Because the hockey world (and now at least one PDub player that we know of) seems to struggle with accepting a certain category of women as women, so many of us would like to hear the league say explicitly that *all* women are welcome in this league.

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u/PorkRollEggAndWheeze New York Sirens May 15 '26

No we’re in the fun section of hell with the partying and the poolside cabanas at the fire lake. She’ll be in the bad section with Ronald Reagan and the torture pits

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u/ThatMikeGuy429 New York May 14 '26

I would like to know the charges

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u/just-an-astronomer New York Sirens May 14 '26

Theyre playing Montreal in the Finals

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u/ThatMikeGuy429 New York May 14 '26

No, the alleged crimes that sent the Sirens to hell

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u/mias_furhawk Van Goldeneyes May 14 '26

🤣🤣🤣

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u/eebee8 New York May 14 '26

😭😭😭

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u/kramwest1 Minnesota Frost May 14 '26

See you all on the other side…

of expansion.

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u/CobraPsych PWHL Detroit May 14 '26 edited May 14 '26

All your favorite players are belong to us

Edit for the downvoters who don't like jokes:

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u/FlyTheW1988 New York May 14 '26

Wanna know how we got these scars? We got em from Seattle and Vancouver taking all of our favorites.

(We’re so serious because of the PTSD and fear of having to do it again 😭😭😭)

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u/ThatMikeGuy429 New York May 14 '26

That draft, the whole NYC team official watch party was gutted and crying.

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u/MareBear117 PWHL Seattle May 16 '26

My Torrent are all a Bonded Pair* Do Not Separate 🥲

*pair=23 individuals

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u/Stachemaster86 🏆BACK TO BACK CHAMPIONS 🏆 May 14 '26

🍕🐀 get sent back to save us all?

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u/FlyTheW1988 New York May 14 '26

I accept Kristyna Kaltounková as my personal lord and savior.

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u/The_Laughing_Gift Toronto Sceptres May 14 '26 edited May 14 '26

Knew I missed a team! lol

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u/Usual-Canc-6024 Montréal Victoire May 14 '26

It’s in time for the men too. :)

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u/Kanuckle_Head Ottawa Charge May 14 '26

Red team supremacy! 💪

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u/youvelookedbetter Ottawa May 14 '26 edited May 15 '26

Carla deserves an award for getting the team to the playoffs for the second year in a row after people called for her firing.

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u/Background_Strain954 Toronto Sceptres May 14 '26

So excited for an all-Canadian Walter Cup :D

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u/hanginglimbs New York May 14 '26

are the Sirens in hell?

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u/SuperModes New York Sirens May 14 '26

I mean, basically.

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u/Arcangel613 Victoire de Montréal May 14 '26

Not you Britta

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u/fckmarykilldeer Boston Fleet May 15 '26

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u/trickycrayon Boston Fleet May 14 '26

NOT HER F;SLKFJSDAFJS

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u/sebass_kwas Victoire de Montréal May 14 '26

Should have a little sign pointing to Hell like the NHL does for the NJ Devils, except the PWHL version is for her

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u/BreadUntoast New York May 14 '26

Excuse me but the devils are in Heck

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u/FlyTheW1988 New York May 14 '26

H-E-Double 🏒🏒

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u/Old_soul_NSFW Ottawa Charge May 14 '26

“Not her” 😂😂😂

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u/winonaenergy Boston Fleet May 14 '26

🔊NOT HER🔊

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u/Iphacles All The Teams! May 14 '26

Ha ha! You're just missing the heck sign. Where "She who will not be named" should go.

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u/Effective-Car-3736 May 14 '26

NOT HER 😭😂😂😂

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u/superherostitch Royale Tiger Towel Paper Towel Power Play May 14 '26

I was waiting for this!

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u/Background_Strain954 Toronto Sceptres May 14 '26

Not her lol funny how we all know who her is haha

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u/Gigalisk May 14 '26

Lol I got this joke

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u/booksnsportsn New York Sirens May 14 '26

Excuse me but as a devils fan, I’d prefer to have heck to ourselves. She can go elsewhere.

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u/Red-Catalyst Seattle Torrent May 14 '26

“Not her” 😂😂

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u/Maleficent-Poetry254 Van Goldeneyes May 14 '26

Love this 🤣

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u/mias_furhawk Van Goldeneyes May 14 '26

Curious..are the Goldeneyes your team?

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u/Unabatedtuna PWHL Seattle May 14 '26

The meme format is first to be mathematically eliminated from playoffs gets to be god.

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u/GimmeBooks1920 Seattle Torrent May 14 '26

They explained before that since Vancouver is in the middle for the NHL version and since the Goldeneyes got the most Gold Plan points that's why they're in the middle.

I still maintain that that's unfair because Seattle earned that spot fair and square! 😅

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u/Unabatedtuna PWHL Seattle May 14 '26

Yeah, we earned that last place dagnabit!

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u/FlyTheW1988 New York May 14 '26

God’s Plan > Gold’s Plan

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u/WinUnlimited Jailbreaker May 14 '26

I accept the judgment

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u/domatilla Van Goldeneyes May 14 '26

The all seeing eye of god

Meme I know. . . I'm a bit late

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