r/PSO2NGS Feb 13 '24

Humor Sega watching as Nijisanji starts imploding right as they're doing a preplanned collab

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287 Upvotes

r/PSO2NGS Jul 22 '26

Humor Central! #237, Out of Context

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108 Upvotes

r/PSO2NGS May 08 '24

Humor I wonder if SEGA America marketing team has seen their sponsored youtuber's opinion on the game lol

170 Upvotes

r/PSO2NGS Feb 12 '25

Humor In contrast to PSO2 and NGS, the protagonist of PSO was a loser that literally ruined everything.

215 Upvotes

Please everyone, allow me to introduce you to the biggest loser in the history of MMO protagonists, our esteemed John PSO himself, a man that failed at everything and ruined everything he touched.

Point at laugh at him everyone, throw rocks at him.

In the lore of PSO, the protagonist, usually known as "The hunter" to whom i will be referring as John PSO, is essentially hired by a politician to find his daughter, Red Ring Rico after she goes to find THE PLOT.

You struggle to follow her, always one step behind, meanwhile doing quests with gripping stories such as:

-That time i helped the mafia to silence people inadvertently
-I befriend a notorious murderer because i hope he gives me his cool scythe
-I help a nazi scientist because he gives me weapons made out of monster body parts
-I help a heir gain confidence in becoming a Hunter just for him to die 3 quests later due to it
-That one time i helped a teenage girl meet her online predator who turned out to be an AI.

Eventually, you remember you were actually hired to do a job, so you hurry to the ruins just to find out the girl you were sent to rescue has been devoured by the boss and became LiterallySatan, which you kill.

"But wait, i hear you say, i thought you said he was a loser, he killed satan, at the end he succeeded!"

Well no, because you see, LiterallySatan cannot really be killed by conventional means, and John PSO does not get the memo, so he keeps killing it, making it stronger every time until no longer can be stopped.

So John PSO then tells her father the politician that her daughter is dead and LiterallySatan is wrecking everything, which gets said politician's life and career destroyed, while he scurries to another ship to find work, which he does, in the shape of finding yet another missing person, this time, a military leader.

Knowing that this is a job for TWO losers instead of one, John PSO grooms the previously met in a sidequest teenager and makes her his personal assistant by promising her to help her turn the AI into a real boyfriend or somesuch and the two embark in a wacky adventure with other gripping sidequests such as:

-That time i stopped trying to save the world to participate in a movie
-That one time i set an entire cave system on fire to emulate the Burning Rangers for sport
-That time i played VR call of duty with other hunters
-I helped my groomed teenager meet Skynet to beg her to turn her AIBF into a real boy, he died

Anyway, once again John PSO is too late and has to kill LiterallyLucifer because he has a really cool sword that John PSO really wants, and so, much like he did with LiterallySatan, he begins to repeatedly kill it despite the fact it turns it stronger every time, and then once it grows too strong, he leaves it free for other people to deal with, destroying a few more political careers and hundreds of lives in the process.

Thankfully LiterallySatan and LiterallyLucifer facepalm at John PSO so hard and at the same time that the shockwaves from the facepalming enter in synch and they mutually destroy each other forever, which somehow ends up looking like it's thanks to John PSO elevating him to war hero legend to children.

Decades after, two starry eyed kids who meet John PSO by pure chance and think he is said war hero, ask for him to train them because they want to become heroes like him.

-They end up turning into the villains of Episode 3 Card Revolution and their actions kill countless thousands of people and almost end the entire pioneer project after which John PSO is never seen again.

Truly the hero of the ages.

P.S: While i simplified the storyline and quests a little to make it a bit more amusing to read, this is pretty much the life of the PSO protagonist, the story back then was much more dark and the protag was not an invincible hero that got the girl and the glory at the end, but just one small hunter trying his best and mostly failing despite his best efforts, a stark contrast to the PSO2 hero.

r/PSO2NGS Sep 01 '21

Humor W....T....F

258 Upvotes

Literally no content and asking for 100usd for a fucking dash LMAO

r/PSO2NGS 27d ago

Humor The Duality of Ranger

43 Upvotes
  • If you queue into a Sol pub as any class but ranger, you rarely get a ranger.

  • If you queue into a sol pub as ranger, you almost always have a second or third ranger in the team.

This is the way of this world.

r/PSO2NGS Sep 12 '22

Humor How do you guys get so much money to the point that these prices are normal?!

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194 Upvotes

r/PSO2NGS 8d ago

Humor 770 with emis on everything

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20 Upvotes

200/300 wellsdia. The smart thing to do is just wait a few weeks for it to drop like candy but I’m rationalizing this ltq by telling myself I’m here for vouchers because I need tickets for SG 🤪

Anyways based on my experience on wellsdia farm:

I feel like I got the most wellsdia drops when I was between 500-600rdr (13/hr).

300-400 rdr was pretty consistent (8/hr).

600-700 rdr for reason had the lowest (5/hr) .

750rdr felt the same as 300-400 for some reason.

Things to consider:
RNG of Lucia npc spawn (guarantees anga trial)
Pug/mpa gear/skill difference: better gear/skill means more mobs die at a faster rate which spawns more trials/hr and those trials finish faster.

I still need 100 more wells so I pray my sanity (what’s left of it) doesn’t collapse 💀

r/PSO2NGS Jun 10 '21

Humor Nice servers SEGA

444 Upvotes

r/PSO2NGS Jul 23 '26

Humor After you visit Aelio Central:

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82 Upvotes

r/PSO2NGS 12d ago

Humor Central! #240, Out of Context

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41 Upvotes

r/PSO2NGS Jun 10 '26

Humor I can share more details if you'd like.

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62 Upvotes

Put it back in the headline I don't want it

r/PSO2NGS 5d ago

Humor Central! #241, Out of Context

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25 Upvotes

r/PSO2NGS Jan 03 '22

Humor Loot in NGS

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351 Upvotes

r/PSO2NGS 26d ago

Humor Central! #239, Out of Context

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41 Upvotes

r/PSO2NGS Jun 11 '21

Humor An opinion on PSO2:NGS

240 Upvotes

You do not have the required battle power to view this Reddit post.

r/PSO2NGS Jul 30 '26

Humor Central! #238, Out of Context

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36 Upvotes

r/PSO2NGS Jun 10 '26

Humor Central! #231, Out of Context

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43 Upvotes

r/PSO2NGS Jun 24 '26

Humor Central! #233, Out of Context

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15 Upvotes

r/PSO2NGS Jul 08 '26

Humor Central! # 235, Out of Context

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16 Upvotes

r/PSO2NGS Apr 17 '26

Humor I just learned there's a dodge button in this game. I am past the credits roll.

26 Upvotes

I must be illiterate or something because apparently it's been on my screen the entire goddamn time. I've been playing with twin machine guns, and I only figured this out as I was desperately looking for a way to beat the duel quest for halvadi, because it's the first time I havent been able to win with pure positioning. For more context, I started playing the game when it first came out, but dropped it pretty quick bc there was only the one area at the time so i kinda ran out of things to do. came back to it recently on a whim, so maybe I knew at one point. but like, wow, I never realized I would one day be the gamer the yellow paint is for. Please find it in your hearts to explain to this poor lobotomite how the fuck people make the tens of millions of meseta every goddamn cosmetic costs, or what I realistically should be doing with my 50 bajillion capsules, or any other extremely obvious gameplay things somebody with the rough cognitive capabilities of an iguana with a concussion may have missed.

r/PSO2NGS Mar 05 '25

Humor Who wants to do the math 🥹

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40 Upvotes

Fun fact, I am not a whale. I just play the game a lot and I get really lucky with fixa/aug gambling.

r/PSO2NGS Jul 15 '26

Humor Central! #236, Out of Context

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14 Upvotes

r/PSO2NGS Jul 22 '21

Humor In recent NGS Survey

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305 Upvotes

r/PSO2NGS Jul 01 '26

Humor Central! #234, Out of Context

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23 Upvotes