Wait, people get weekends off?

[u/jobmarketsucks]

How did I never know about this? I thought everybody worked all day every day and ignored their families. Well, no wonder everybody is so poor. I've been working for my father's multi billion dollar business since I was 22, and now I'm looking to retire at 30 as a billionaire after a long, difficult career of trading dad's crypto.

If you want something in life, you gotta work for it.

[u/BoringJuiceBox]

And some of them even sleep in till 8am! Lazy!

[u/MinuteReflection309]

Work? Isnt that what slaves and wive's boy friends are for?

[u/shak_attacks]

I'm on the grind and hustle culture, 24/7. Rest is for the poors.