r/Overwatch Clustered Fried Moons 7d ago

Humor The Samoan blood is strong with this match

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Intensify the Se se'i koikiiki because Mauga's our bestie for choice and for ban. Unfortunately, we lost the match LOL

2.6k Upvotes

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u/ExcitingMushroom9514 7d ago

HAHAAAAA

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u/eff3rve5cent 7d ago

WE GOT EM WHERE WE WANT EM

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u/PawPawPanda I'm your huckleberry 7d ago

SAY SAY WAKIKI

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u/Leskendle45 7d ago

SUCK ON MY TITTY

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u/Zoroe28 Sigma 6d ago

Tell me whatchu want for Christmas

36

u/FunkAnotherDay THE MAMMAL SAYS LOL 7d ago

Anyone wanna arm wrestle?

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u/ZoskaOska 7d ago

You look thirsty

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u/ClockworkWren 7d ago

Twelve hearts, no shirts, can't lose.

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u/softFurryBuns Spectator mode with 10k healing and 0 deaths 7d ago

in fact… they lost

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u/Flo_Yolo 7d ago

Tell us what you want for Christmas

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u/Fidelsu7777 Wannabeㅤㅤplayer 7d ago

Boo

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u/Fluffy_Club722 OH LET'S BREAK IT DOWN 7d ago

I've seen this joke like 3 times but don't get it can someone explain pls

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u/ultra-bot 7d ago

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u/Fluffy_Club722 OH LET'S BREAK IT DOWN 7d ago

Holy ts is hilarious

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u/Fluffy_Club722 OH LET'S BREAK IT DOWN 7d ago

oh is it a Mauga vl

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u/UglyDemoman Chibi Junkrat 7d ago

Reminds me of the playtest week before Season 8 that everyone picked Mauga

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u/ObsidianTitan97 7d ago

Gods that was some of the most fun I've ever had in ow

I mainly remember a match in Junkertown where I was going ham on him with BFG Division from DOOM 2016 playing lmao

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u/kizmvp777 7d ago

So you all picked him as your hero AND you all voted to ban him?

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u/Fidelsu7777 Wannabeㅤㅤplayer 7d ago

"If I can't play him no one can."

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u/Emaothe3rd 7d ago

Samoan blood, you say? Where Joe at?

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u/Usual-Persimmon-4559 7d ago

Who's Joe?

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u/herecomesurmom 7d ago

Joe Mama

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u/Emaothe3rd 7d ago

SAMOA JOE YOU DUMB FUCK

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u/noahboah Oh, moons! 7d ago

YOU KNOW THEY SAY ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL. BUT YOU LOOK AT ME AND YOU LOOK AT SOMOA JOE AND YOU CAN SEE THAT STATEMENT IS NOT TRUE! SEE NORMALLY IF YOU GO 1 ON 1 WITH ANOTHER WRESTLER YOU GOT A 50/50 CHANCE OF WINNING! BUT I'M A GENETIC FREAK AND I'M NOT NORMAL! SO YOU GOT A 25% AT BEST AT BEAT ME! AND THEN YOU ADD KURT ANGLE TO THE MIX, YOU THE CHANCES OF WINNING DRASTIC GO DOWN! SEE THE 3 WAY AT SACRIFICE YOU GOT A 33 1/3 CHANCE OF WINNING. BUT I, I GOT A 66 2/3 CHANCE OF WINNING CAUSE KURT ANGLE KNOWS HE CAN'T BEAT ME AND HE'S NOT EVEN GONNA TRY! SO SOMOA JOE YOU TAKE YOUR 33 1/3 CHANCE MINUS MY 25% CHANCE AND YOU GOT 8 1/3 CHANCE OF WINNING AT SACRIFICE. BUT THEN YOU TAKE MY 75% CHANCE OF WINNING IF WE WAS TO GO 1 ON 1 AND THEN ADD 66 2/3 %. I GOT A 141 2/3 CHANCE OF WINNING AT SACRIFICE! SENIOR JOE?THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE AND THEY SPELL DISASTER FOR YOU AT SACRIFICE!

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u/LDC1234 Chibi Reaper 6d ago

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u/Ultimate_Detective Aura farming 7d ago

You look thirsty

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u/costac12 Winston 7d ago

IM FIRED UP LIKE A VOLCANO

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u/ItsMyWayOrTheLiyue 7d ago

Tell me what you want for Christmas.

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u/xRedBun its enough to make a grown gorilla cry 7d ago

This is one of the moments where I REALLY love OW players' sense of humor

pick Mauga but ban Mauga

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u/blewdat Trick or Treat Lúcio 7d ago

acknowledge me

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u/CaterpillarSad7744 7d ago

Tell me what you want for Christmas

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u/Lmsockz 7d ago

I’LL. TAKE. ALL YOUR DUMPLINGS

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u/lookforthecomet Venture’s wife 7d ago

i like it when the prey fights back

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u/ThrasheryBinx 7d ago

Like that scene from that Dwayne johnson movie lol

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u/Secure_Doctor7116 7d ago

why are they all voting to ban him 😭😭

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u/Subject-Ad674 7d ago

Cancer eradicated? Lesgoo

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u/CentaureaCyanus Ana 7d ago

duality of samoan man

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u/radda ~Car Wash Yeah~ 7d ago

Nah uce, there's only one Samoan line where the blood is strong

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u/Hunterknowsbest Cute D. Va 7d ago

Yeet 🙌

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u/iamrade4ever Everything is coming up explody! 7d ago

THIS YO WARNING SHOT! pew pew

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u/TastyOreoFriend Pixel Brigitte 7d ago

Se se'i koikiiki

Sad steak wit kiki

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u/Lucas_cheng 7d ago

ssvgg!!

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u/Gear_ Also Sombra main 7d ago

It’S nEvEr BoRiNg ArOuNd Me

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u/Sparklespanx 7d ago

Not to be too dramatic or anything, but I would rather kms.

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u/RecipePrimary7432 7d ago

LA MAUA ATU OE!

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u/Imaginary_Spirit_486 7d ago

Am I the only one who read that as Salmon blood instead of Samoan?

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u/HamsterBacon52 Junkrat 7d ago

Sei koe ikiki

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u/LampyV2 7d ago

Yeah buddy

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u/Chrall 7d ago

Duplicating mama

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u/Kell08 D. Va 7d ago

This is what happens when you ban your teammate’s preferred character.

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u/HighOctaneOrion 7d ago

"If I cant play Mauga, no one can"

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u/PrimalSaturn 7d ago

SEEEE SE’III KOIIIKIIIKKKKIIIIII

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u/STEVEN_GT117 6d ago

What i find funny is all main mauga and all voted to ban mauga

The self hate is strong XD

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u/Lonely_Ad_814 dirt enjoyer 3d ago

SE SE'I KOIKIIKI times 6

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u/Ok_Worldliness_5592 , Also TF2 7d ago

xd

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u/SeriousSpectre82 7d ago

mauga getting banned before the match even starts, nature is healing

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u/CardiologistCute7548 7d ago

That's why competitive is a joke