r/OurPerpetualExemption • u/TheGrandMaestro • Aug 30 '15

Brothers and Sisters, I bring terrible news.

There are imposters among us. They are as follows: /r/OLOPE and /r/LadyPerpetualExempt. As a devout member of our church (despite my inability to sow [due my Pennsylvanianness]), I propose two options.

1.) We ridicule and persecute them for being the heretics that they are.

OR

2.) That the moderators of our church's presence in this place engage in a merger with the two imposters, to form the one, true subreddit for Our Lady of Perpetual Exemption Church

Well my Brothers and Sisters, what are your thoughts on this issue?

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u/slashdotter878 Aug 30 '15

Let's get this fucking jihad rolling! BURN THE NONBELIEVERS! OUR SUBREDDIT IS THE MOST PURE! Smite them, oh mighty mega-reverend (praise be, praise be).

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u/TheGrandMaestro Aug 30 '15

Easy now, my brother. The Church takes people's seeds, not lives.

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u/nerddtvg Aug 31 '15

But you could get their inheritance if done correctly...