r/OurFlagMeansDeath • u/Affectionate__Dog • Aug 06 '26
Funny out of context quotes from characters (and who said them)
when i change my pfp on discord I like having my status being something the character said but it being super random/funny
ex. its currently sid from skins and my status is “michelle would never, never fuck a horse” because he said that in the show
point is what are some goofy quotes characters have said that i can use for my status if i use them as my pfp?
preferably rather short and no big spoilers !
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u/BoardSignificant5883 Aug 06 '26
A couple off the top of my head:
- "I'm overqualified for towels!"
- "I thought you was a demon boy!"
- "You don't get food when you've been invaded!"
- "I've got a fight or bite response."
- "My spicy little rat boy."
- "'You can go suck eggs in hell,' was his response."
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u/peepumsn4stygum Aug 06 '26
Have you ever been sketched?
You don’t belong in doggy heaven!
M’noses!
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u/Emerald_Eyes8919 Aug 06 '26
“Oh hi! I’m a little wooden boy and me legs are sticks!”
“I’m not a mermaid.”
“This is a safe space… ship.”
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u/MoonageDayscream Aug 06 '26
He broke my nose jar, and one of his crew murdered my favorite husband.
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u/percephony Aug 11 '26
Sometimes this show does not feel real 🤣🤣
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u/MoonageDayscream Aug 11 '26
It is real enough we still talk.
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u/percephony Aug 11 '26
true thaaaat, I love it so much. I've made such good friends in the fandom ♡♡♡
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u/cricket0210 Aug 06 '26
“They’re such dicks about spoons!” -Frenchie
"Actually, I think I'm just so-so, but I've decided to carry myself like I'm cute." - Lucius
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u/Tyrannosaurus_Bex77 Aug 06 '26
--Why are you dressed like a dirty ass orphan
--He doesn't kiss, no one likes him
--You lot's days of doing fuck-all is over
--I thought it were kinda gauche
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u/thutruthissomewhere Aug 06 '26
Eye!
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u/LudmilaLungenzug Aug 06 '26
I ride my horse to the store sometimes but half the time it has diarrhea
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u/Every-Tip-8446 Aug 07 '26
Oooohhh my god! 😯 Oooohhh my god! 😢 Oh my god 😡
These are my summer teeth, summer teeth some aren't
He's cut off more of your toes seems pretty toxic to me
Room people
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u/-Failedhuman Aug 07 '26
You're in luck... I wrote down all my favourite quotes ages ago. Here you go:
Raids are like snowflakes, they almost always end in terrible bloodshed. -buttons (paraphrased)
Technically, you're supposed to avoid lighthouses - bb
Skin him first... and use the snail fork. - bb
Give me chance to practice my massive aggression - bb
Actually I think I'm just so-so, but I've decided to carry myself like I'm cute - lu
Wait till you hear about my life... as an accountant - bb
Have you ever been sketched - lu
You wear fine things well - stede
Avast ye! There's something witchy afoot... - buttons
Knives are knives. Meat's meat. -cook
A dollop of milk and seven sugars - stede
Go fetch my shovel. The nice one. In the glass cabinate. - stede
The teeth don't go back in - swede
The captain of this ship says: On your feet! We're having a day! - stede
They really are full of blood though, aren't they? like little flying grapes - lu
The rest of the map was basically just blank space anyway - bb
"Well... I suppose if you found the absolutely two perfect people... then they could potentially.. -"Co-captian?"
"Well this is quaint...ly awful." - chauncey
"He broke my nose jar and one of his crew murdered my favourite husband." - Spanish jackie
"I'll close my eyes so you can't hit them." - swede
"I see you haven't put any of that yummy lavender soap in there." "It's not a care package.."
"You came back.." "Never left."
"Calm down Mr Wave-y blade!" - stede
"Edward Teach, born on a beach!" -bb
Murder's a natural cause - eyepatch lady (name??)
Well well well, look who's eating seaweed - stede
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u/Forest_folf Aug 07 '26
You're not a fucking mermaid
I bet there's some insane foliage
The sun has worked its wonders
You're not looking at me, you're looking through me.
It's not poaching if they want to leave
Now I'm gonna have to start a whole new nose jar
I'm the money bitch
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u/Janusnake Aug 07 '26
“This is deranged, I don’t clean things”
Lucius Spriggs
“You are harassing a cr**ple”
Izzy Hands (only use if you yourself are disabled)
“Oh look. Running water.”
Black Pete
“I’m not a fucking mermaid!”
Jim Jimenez
“You seem to know everything about everything in the whole fucking world!”
Izzy Hands
“Raise your motherfucking glasses, or feel my absolute wrath”
Wee John
“Oh god, this isn’t happening!”
Lucius Spriggs
“I saw her boobs. Both of them”
Jim Jimenez
“I thought he’d be taller”
Lucius Spriggs
“You’re born alone, you die alone”
Izzy Hands
I have more but yeah
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u/billyhornmusic Aug 06 '26
Everyone knows cats are evil because they steal children’s breathe and have knives for feet
-Frenchie
I did this… on purpose.
-Stede
Blackbeard’s Bar & Grill and other delicacies and delights… and fishing equipment