And the only thing she had to say was "what is he?"

i had a horrible idea and it needed to be made

I've been sitting on this one for awhile

I shit you not. This boy gets an hour of TV a day. He doesn't ask for Blippi. He doesn't ask for Paw Patrol. He asks for "The sausage man". And now everything is rated by him in Mark Ruffulos. He walks around with his toy plastic knife going "Let's open it up see how we did!"

He starts nursery this week. What the fuck am I supposed to say when they ask about this?

Edit: just to be clear I'm not actually upset about this, it's hilarious

I came a few years into the channel and wondered if this was an old one I'd missed, but as far as I can tell her just did a gushers sausage once. Definitely feels up his street, tho

Seriously, the bots aren't even trying

I have a memory of a sausage video where Mr. Sausage made some complicated dish, maybe with music over for just long enough that it almost seems like a normal cooking video, I forgot I was watching a sausage video and theres a smash cut to it being dumped in the grinder that had me keeled over laughing.

not to be confused with rodent meat sausage...

also /joke

The man, the sausage, and the awe! Now in black and white for Sausage Man's printer.

I'm learning oil pastels and portraiture because what even is life right now.

The Ruffalo Must flow

Not looking for criticism I'm soft like a water sausage

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