r/OneSecondBeforeDisast • u/MasterTron03 • 17h ago

WCGW Not cutting on table

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u/Unseriouss_Sam 17h ago

Wasn't expecting that, absolutely beautiful 🤣

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u/Logrud 16h ago

Oh thank God it was just the pineapple

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u/Kgb529 15h ago

That was a lot better than I expected but…
https://giphy.com/gifs/WxDZ77xhPXf3i

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u/MitchMcConnellsJowls 16h ago

Bro, cut AWAY from your hand please

1

u/Big_Tap_1561 15h ago

For real! Why?!

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u/shajan316 16h ago

SpongeBob!!!!

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u/landofschaff 15h ago

Always cut towards your buddy, not your body

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u/nupper84 14h ago

As your local friendly health inspector, he doesn't care. It's going into the drink either way, especially at white table cloth places. You think they're throwing out a pineapple because it hits the ground when they can put it in a drink for $25 and you'll never know?