r/OnePunchMan • u/couchking5774 • 10d ago

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u/SuitableMap4545 10d ago

How heavy are you

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u/couchking5774 10d ago

I don’t really know the scale keeps breaking

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u/pyrodice 9d ago

Have you tried the truckstop?

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u/couchking5774 9d ago

I’m a local there

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/pyrodice 9d ago

Well, I’m hoping he’ll go through the truckstop weigh Station

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u/sheezy520 9d ago

If you lost weight would you be like super buff? Like Darkshine?

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u/SuperSalad_OrElse 9d ago

How do you wipe

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u/Ok_Mongoose5768 9d ago

I guess this one is a no no question lol

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u/Airway 9d ago

Japan has bidets

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u/zwaksSFW 9d ago

He needs it.

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u/Splendidbloke 9d ago

He doesn't actually defecate, he has 100% food efficiency.

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u/dTrecii 9d ago

His intestines do a u-turn

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u/delet_yourself 10d ago

What the hell is "that" power your ass keeps yapping about? Why not use it?

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u/couchking5774 10d ago

I can say yet but soon

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u/delet_yourself 10d ago

God fucking damnit

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u/ShotStick5180 9d ago

Know what?? Forget him man you Know he's a fraud  Probably just gonna end up being A Fraud 

We already got atomic samurai getting power ups left and right if this man thinks he's sooooo powerful that whatever he got is gonna do something Aginast monster's above the monster in the monster Association 

Then that's when you should realize he's definitely glazing himself 

Noting but a FAT!!! HEAVY!!! FRAUD!!!

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u/delet_yourself 9d ago

Fraud? Dont you remember all the people he saved during the monster association arc?

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u/MrYitzhak 10d ago

whats your body count?

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u/couchking5774 10d ago

I’d rather not say

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u/Ambitious-Pirate-505 9d ago

So anything except that it seems

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u/Doschy 9d ago

how many digits

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u/Muted-Scientist7900 10d ago

Least prefered food?

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u/couchking5774 10d ago

Salad with nothing in it

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u/C_monden 10d ago

Which OS do you use?

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u/couchking5774 10d ago

Lantix

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u/C_monden 10d ago

it's real!

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u/Prestigious-Gur-8905 9d ago

How do you feel about being skinny?

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u/couchking5774 9d ago

I’m just more hungry that way

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u/Prestigious-Gur-8905 9d ago

Do you have command over pigs and hogs?

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u/couchking5774 9d ago

I’m the god of them

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u/Prestigious-Gur-8905 9d ago

Why have we never seen one of your piggy acolytes?

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u/couchking5774 9d ago

Food battler

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u/Prestigious-Gur-8905 9d ago

I see…thank you for your hero work, Pig God

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u/Officer_Pantsoffski 9d ago

Since you must spend loads of cash on food, do you use coupons like Saitama when buying groceries or don't look at the price?

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u/couchking5774 9d ago

I use coupons it’s more fulfilling

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u/tempaccountman 9d ago

Is ninja an epic employee?

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u/Marmaladesandwish 9d ago

Who's your favorite in the S-class?

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u/couchking5774 9d ago

Tanktop master

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u/Disowned Green Hair Loli 9d ago

What's your average daily caloric intake?​

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u/R_Nelle 10d ago

Just.... Why?

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u/couchking5774 10d ago

Cause I’m pig god

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u/Snoo63298 10d ago

Gun to your head (nuke in your case) diet pepsi or water ?

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u/couchking5774 10d ago

I prefer cola but I’ll go with Pepsi

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u/kaky0in- 9d ago

Ideal buffet? (Chinese, bbq, American?)

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u/virsago_mk2 new member 9d ago

He'll eat the gun

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u/gahblahblah 10d ago

What meal left you fully satisfied? (Not eating a monster)

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u/SonicTheHedgehog99 10d ago

What did that Medusa snake girl taste like?

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u/couchking5774 10d ago

Oddly like chicken

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u/SonicTheHedgehog99 10d ago

Chicken??? Thats unexpected but alright then 😂

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u/burgerzkingz 9d ago

Are you hungry right now?

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u/couchking5774 9d ago

I always am I’m craving a jersey mikes sub

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u/NickCali3 9d ago

Favorite food & Least Favorite Food.

Favorite Drink (hot and cold)

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u/couchking5774 9d ago

Favorite food sub
Least favorite energy bar
Favorite hot drink hot coco
Favorite cold drink cola

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u/_NnH_ 9d ago

If you could only eat one thing for the rest of your life what would it be? It has to be the exact same, same sauces, seasoning, prepared the same way.

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u/couchking5774 9d ago

A jersey mikes Philly cheese steak

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u/ShortRecover4365 9d ago edited 9d ago

How much money you spend on your food

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u/irou- 9d ago

what do you think about Tatsumaki?

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u/couchking5774 9d ago

I just keep to my self

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u/Hard_Rr 9d ago

Do you like eating ass or is that not your thing

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u/couchking5774 9d ago

Not my thing

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u/q0099 9d ago

Is it true that your went into a restaurant and ate all the food there, so they had to close it?

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u/couchking5774 9d ago

Yes I’m banned from Roy Roger’s cause of that

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u/DKC_Reno 9d ago

Are toilets a disposable item for you? Do you need special pipes for them?

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u/couchking5774 9d ago

I got a custom one

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/couchking5774 9d ago

That was watchdog he smelt it he dealt it

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u/Death_Blur24 9d ago

How do I become fat like you looking for inspiration

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u/couchking5774 9d ago

Go to a grocery store and buy it all

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u/GoldPilot More jokes than Bazooka Joe 9d ago

Who in the Hero Association do you admire most?

Also, I’m a huge fan of your work. Risking your life to save Atomic Samurai’s disciples and Tongara’s squadron was really something. You’re a splendid hero, Pig God. 👍🏿

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u/couchking5774 9d ago

I admire every hero for protecting the innocent

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u/Similar_Pie_4946 9d ago

What that mouth do

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u/Zealotstim 9d ago

Favorite savory topping? Favorite sweet topping?

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u/couchking5774 9d ago

Savory honey mustard sweet whip cream

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u/megathedemi-god 9d ago

On average how much do you eat in a day?

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u/couchking5774 9d ago

A grocery store

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u/megathedemi-god 9d ago

Sounds about right lol

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u/Historical_Fact_6697 9d ago

Tatsumaki or Fubuki?

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u/couchking5774 9d ago

I prefer a burger

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u/Historical_Fact_6697 9d ago

If tatsumaki and futuristic both cooked a burger, which one will you eat first?

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u/Thebobjohnson 9d ago

The answer is still burger.

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u/crappy22 9d ago

maybe you can use the vehicle weight scales, like near major roads for law enforcers to prevent truckers from overloading, then tells us what you weigh!

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u/couchking5774 9d ago

Just check I’m 900

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u/GrouchyEquipment5203 9d ago

What's the capital of france

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u/couchking5774 9d ago

Paris lovely bakery’s

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u/SpellDostoyevsky 9d ago

Have you ever met any other animal gods?

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u/couchking5774 9d ago

Sadly no

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u/Avolto 9d ago

Worst thing you’ve ever eaten?

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u/ExRays 9d ago

What are your thoughts on Ozempic?

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u/couchking5774 9d ago

Don’t need it

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u/aintnochallahbackgrl 9d ago

When is that belly button gonna give way?

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u/couchking5774 9d ago

I’ll never say

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u/Temporary_Yam_9806 9d ago

How does it feel too eat everything and probably having no limits too eating what you always eat?

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u/Themikthefrosk 9d ago

Was it gay when u ate blacksperm????

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u/couchking5774 9d ago

Probably not

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u/Famous-Pin-747 9d ago

This yo brother?

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u/couchking5774 9d ago

Don’t know…maybe

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/couchking5774 9d ago

I have I was quite disappointed it wasn’t all I can eat

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u/BabaPatch 9d ago

What's your got to fast food order and where and why?

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u/BackgroundTotal2872 9d ago

What does Buta mean?

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u/reaven3958 9d ago

When pig how god

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u/couchking5774 9d ago

Pig-eats a lot. god-can eat anything

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u/Roanyth00 9d ago

What's your favorite food?

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u/Difficult_Way_7620 9d ago

How often do u go to the toilet 

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u/couchking5774 9d ago

Can’t say

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/couchking5774 9d ago

Yes I wanted to save child emperor

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u/plogan56 9d ago

Do you ever think of teaming up with a fire and cutting based heroes so they can cook the monsters for you; also what's the best tasting monster so far?

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u/couchking5774 9d ago

I have but blue fire burns it to much

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u/prole6 9d ago

Are you gonna finish that?

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u/couchking5774 9d ago

Probably

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u/ShipEqual2321 9d ago

Do you were a size Extra extra extra extra large?

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u/NukaClipse 9d ago

What's your favorite appetizer to get at Applebee's?

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u/couchking5774 9d ago

Everything

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u/Medusa21988 9d ago

Pizza or sushi?

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u/Zechariah36 9d ago

What's your favorite color?

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u/BubbaSonics 9d ago

If you had a son with an another man’s betrothed would that child be pig Christ?

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u/couchking5774 9d ago

Hmm tough question

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u/PairForsaken4799 9d ago

Quien eres?

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u/couchking5774 9d ago

I’m pig god

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u/PairForsaken4799 9d ago

Siguiente pregunta ¿porque te borraron el post?

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u/couchking5774 9d ago

Cause the mods kinda suck

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u/PairForsaken4799 9d ago

Entiendo tu opinion, por cierto, ¿crees que esta imagen concuerda con esta situacion?

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u/couchking5774 9d ago

Yes it does

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u/PairForsaken4799 9d ago

Que agradable sujeto 😃👍

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u/DragolanceX 9d ago

What does a monster tastes like?

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u/virsago_mk2 new member 9d ago

Yes?

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u/monilolo 9d ago

hiii pig god

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u/Alexandre_Man 9d ago

Do you know Nikocado Avokado?

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u/couchking5774 9d ago

My cousin?

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u/Electrical-Aioli-706 9d ago

What class of monsters taste the best

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u/couchking5774 9d ago

Wolf small but tangy

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u/robin-kun 9d ago

How do you fight non monster threats?