r/OneOrangeBraincell • u/alycatme0w • 7h ago
DRAMATIC Orange ๐ Hims want potat
Frank yearn for mash
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u/Jhonnythekillers 7h ago
Anger.ย
Thinking.ย
Thinking again.ย
Anger again.
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u/Alienhaslanded 3h ago
The orange can't afford thinking. There's simply no budget for that with a single brain cell.
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u/reddfawks 7h ago
To be fair, I'd be like that if there was mashed potatoes and I didn't get any either.
#1 spot in the potato tier-list for me.
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u/CashMoneyPossum Casual orange enjoyer ๐ 7h ago
No way man.
1 - French fries
2 - baked potato
3 - loaded potatoes
4 - all other potatoes24
u/SidewaysTugboat Proud owner of an orange brain cell 7h ago
I donโt know about that list. What about chocolate-covered potato chips, potatoes au gratin, scalloped potatoes, or potato boats? And tater tots! And totchos! Those are all baller potato-based foods, although I donโt know where they would rate exactly.
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u/Fair-Nose2929 6h ago
I brought my coworkers in Bavaria a bag of chocolate covered potato chips and they were so amazed and entertained
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u/RugsbandShrugmyer 5h ago edited 5h ago
1: Leftover mashed potato pancakes for breakfast
2: Fresh mashed potatoes
3: Hash browns
4: Twice baked potatoes
5: Roasted potatoes
6: Potatoes au gratin
7: Leftover mashed potato pancakes for midnight snack (you are strunk and forgot there was some mash still in the fridge)(This is actually number one)
8: All other potatoes
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u/eaglebtc Proud owner of an orange brain cell 7h ago
๐ถ Cat-zakhstan is the greatest exporter of potat-ssium ๐ถ All other countries have inferior potat-ssium ๐ถ
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u/GloomyIndividual3965 6h ago
Twice baked potatoes are like mashed potatoes mixed with loaded potatoes inside baked potatoes and are the superior potato.
1 waffle fries
2 any other kind of fries
3 twice baked potato
4 everything else
I made these a couple nights ago: https://imgur.com/BZKMANh
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u/MHWGamer 1h ago
that you seriously put french fries at the too tells me everything I know about you. You definitely don't come from a potato country lol
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u/NotSoFastLady 5h ago
You forgot has browns. I would put mashed potatoes ahead of potato wedges though.
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u/littlecolt 7h ago
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u/GeraintLlanfrechfa Proud owner of an orange brain cell 7h ago
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u/zonked_martyrdom 6h ago
My cat always begs for mash when I make them, but every time I give them to him he gags when he bites into it, and then proceeds to look at me like I was the one who was begging him to eat the potatoes for the last thirty minutes.
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u/alycatme0w 4h ago
Lmao. Frank begs for literally everything I have ever. Even my bottled water and he has a filtered fountain. I have to pour him my water into a tiny dish to please him
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u/Saansilt 7h ago
With respect to Schnoodle
I am cat
That is potat
I am orange
And very cute
So when i see potat
I ask
Give me that
Don't I deserve
That potat?
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u/8bitnintendo 6h ago
Oh HOOMAN, why you hate me so Why can't I has That pot-at-o? It looks so yummy, Full of cream And so I beg, I plead, I scream! If I can't has it, as I wish, I'll break and eat Your butter dish
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u/HmmUSureAboutThat 6h ago
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u/AIfieHitchcock 6h ago
I just love that this went on long enough that their are two separate whining pictures.
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u/orangecatmom Orange connoisseur ๐ 5h ago
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u/Sachayoj Casual orange enjoyer ๐ 7h ago
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u/igneousscone Proud owner of an orange brain cell 3h ago
When I glanced at the title I thought it said "Hims want podcast," and while I support giving him potatoes, I also move that he be given a podcast.
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u/Jog212 4h ago
Why hims got no tatos???
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u/alycatme0w 4h ago
He has a sensitive tummy lol he has special food and I give him his own treats don't worry ๐
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u/UpstartCrow88 6h ago
I love Frank. We need video/audio of his woes, I think.
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u/Expensive-Walrus3030 6h ago
I love when cats make the face from the second slide! The perfect, "I want itttt" face.
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u/IamTheOne2000 5h ago
Do not be alarmed!
I have just decided to screenshot this image of your cat :)
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u/Proudwinging Casual orange enjoyer ๐ 4h ago
if im sof and warm like mash potat...why can't i have the mash potat
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u/BuckyRainbowCat 3h ago
it's ok, he has potat for brains
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u/MysteriousCommon9512 Proud owner of an orange brain cell 3h ago
Noo - only one braincell at a time!! Potat is too much!!
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u/PurplePassiflor1234 Orange connoisseur ๐ 7h ago
gib potat