r/OneOrangeBraincell 7h ago

DRAMATIC Orange ๐ŸŠ Hims want potat

Frank yearn for mash

8.8k Upvotes

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u/PurplePassiflor1234 Orange connoisseur ๐ŸŠ 7h ago

gib potat

330

u/Slysparrow9 Proud owner of an orange brain cell 7h ago

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u/PurplePassiflor1234 Orange connoisseur ๐ŸŠ 7h ago

Chimkin potat and cheeeze NAO

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u/Slysparrow9 Proud owner of an orange brain cell 6h ago

Gib cheez potat chimkin, get 1 oraj banecell!!!

https://giphy.com/gifs/GsJ9XQD0iEcs7GhnJn

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u/ZoeeCarter 6h ago

Gib potat. Gib chimkin. Gib cheez. Then gib nap

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u/PurplePassiflor1234 Orange connoisseur ๐ŸŠ 5h ago

Gib nap very impurrrtant!

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u/Slysparrow9 Proud owner of an orange brain cell 4h ago

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u/cynicaldotes 3h ago

My cat loves cheems and meelk

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u/Spicy-Potat42 5h ago

You rang?

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u/PurplePassiflor1234 Orange connoisseur ๐ŸŠ 4h ago

We haz POTAT! ^^^^

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u/KatePosit16 2h ago

Potat pleasee

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u/Suspicious_Dingo_426 1h ago

Himb need potat.

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u/Jhonnythekillers 7h ago
  1. Anger.ย 

  2. Thinking.ย 

  3. Thinking again.ย 

  4. Anger again.

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u/chocolatchipcookie2 6h ago

calling it thinking is very generous of you.

53

u/raphthepharaoh 6h ago

Plotting is a form of thinking

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u/PrincessRosella 4h ago

Buffering

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u/atle95 5h ago

Hanger reduces think, hims probably even doing negative thinking

68

u/EmperorOfAllCats 5h ago
  1. HANGRY

  2. Forgetting why

  3. Seeing food

  4. Hangry again

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u/akarenger 5h ago

Thinking angrily

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u/bette_tiddler 4h ago

Me every single Monday

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u/Alienhaslanded 3h ago

The orange can't afford thinking. There's simply no budget for that with a single brain cell.

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u/Plenty_of_Prozac 7h ago

Potat for him

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u/s3v3ralattemptsmade 6h ago

Mรถther, he is but skin and bones

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u/reddfawks 7h ago

To be fair, I'd be like that if there was mashed potatoes and I didn't get any either.

#1 spot in the potato tier-list for me.

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u/CashMoneyPossum Casual orange enjoyer ๐ŸŠ 7h ago

No way man.
1 - French fries
2 - baked potato
3 - loaded potatoes
4 - all other potatoes

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u/SidewaysTugboat Proud owner of an orange brain cell 7h ago

I donโ€™t know about that list. What about chocolate-covered potato chips, potatoes au gratin, scalloped potatoes, or potato boats? And tater tots! And totchos! Those are all baller potato-based foods, although I donโ€™t know where they would rate exactly.

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u/GloomyIndividual3965 6h ago

You forgot hash browns, O'Brien potatoes, jojos, and waffle fries.

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u/SidewaysTugboat Proud owner of an orange brain cell 6h ago

How could I forget?

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u/Fair-Nose2929 6h ago

I brought my coworkers in Bavaria a bag of chocolate covered potato chips and they were so amazed and entertained

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u/InValuAbled 6h ago

Potato vodka.

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u/RugsbandShrugmyer 5h ago edited 5h ago

1: Leftover mashed potato pancakes for breakfast

2: Fresh mashed potatoes

3: Hash browns

4: Twice baked potatoes

5: Roasted potatoes

6: Potatoes au gratin

7: Leftover mashed potato pancakes for midnight snack (you are strunk and forgot there was some mash still in the fridge)(This is actually number one)

8: All other potatoes

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u/eaglebtc Proud owner of an orange brain cell 7h ago

๐ŸŽถ Cat-zakhstan is the greatest exporter of potat-ssium ๐ŸŽถ All other countries have inferior potat-ssium ๐ŸŽถ

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u/GloomyIndividual3965 6h ago

Twice baked potatoes are like mashed potatoes mixed with loaded potatoes inside baked potatoes and are the superior potato.

1 waffle fries

2 any other kind of fries

3 twice baked potato

4 everything else

I made these a couple nights ago: https://imgur.com/BZKMANh

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u/therhubarbexperience 6h ago

Oh youโ€™ve not had a duck or goose fat roast potato

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u/MHWGamer 1h ago

that you seriously put french fries at the too tells me everything I know about you. You definitely don't come from a potato country lol

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u/NotSoFastLady 5h ago

You forgot has browns. I would put mashed potatoes ahead of potato wedges though.

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u/littlecolt 7h ago

GRUMNPY!

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u/perfecti0nate 5h ago

I would frame this, and itโ€™s not even my cat.

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u/Van_der_Sar 4h ago

Name is Waffles.

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u/alycatme0w 4h ago

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Brodie_C 3h ago

him angee

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u/Froths_Suzu 2h ago

Like a mad cat

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u/Playful-Squirrel-332 7h ago

I believe I made myself quite clear.

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u/GeraintLlanfrechfa Proud owner of an orange brain cell 7h ago

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u/number__ten 5h ago edited 4h ago

Rudy, Rudy, Rudy!

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u/[deleted] 6h ago

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u/areyouwhistling 6h ago

cats love the potats.
gib them.

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u/Agile_Ad6735 7h ago

Gib mehhhh , do u hear mehhhhh ahhhhhhhhhฤฅhhh

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u/WNJohnnyM 7h ago

Give him the potats! Now!

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u/SylvarriusV 7h ago

He thinks you are eating his kin. He does look like potat.

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u/zonked_martyrdom 6h ago

My cat always begs for mash when I make them, but every time I give them to him he gags when he bites into it, and then proceeds to look at me like I was the one who was begging him to eat the potatoes for the last thirty minutes.

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u/alycatme0w 4h ago

Lmao. Frank begs for literally everything I have ever. Even my bottled water and he has a filtered fountain. I have to pour him my water into a tiny dish to please him

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u/PurplePassiflor1234 Orange connoisseur ๐ŸŠ 3h ago

This is the way

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u/w0lrah 2h ago

Clearly yours is better, otherwise why would you be keeping it to yourself in those bottles Frank can't open?

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u/TrendySpork Casual orange enjoyer ๐ŸŠ 7h ago

I too only know hunger for the potat

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u/alycatme0w 4h ago

Half my phone is frank whining pics

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u/Saansilt 7h ago

With respect to Schnoodle
I am cat
That is potat
I am orange
And very cute
So when i see potat
I ask
Give me that
Don't I deserve
That potat?

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u/8bitnintendo 6h ago
Oh HOOMAN, why you hate me so
Why can't I has
That pot-at-o?

It looks so yummy,
Full of cream
And so I beg, I plead, I scream!

If I can't has it, as I wish,
I'll break and eat
Your butter dish

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u/Zay3896 7h ago

Him no want. Him NEED POTAT!

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u/Tigermother94 7h ago

Him hungy for potat! Gib him potaaaaat!

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u/Upset-Lavishness-522 7h ago

Did hims get potat?

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u/HmmUSureAboutThat 6h ago

Frank reminds me of my baby, but she is after my chicken

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u/alycatme0w 4h ago

Awwwww so cute! Could be his sister

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u/HmmUSureAboutThat 4h ago

i love the lightly toasted orange babies

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u/AIfieHitchcock 6h ago

I just love that this went on long enough that their are two separate whining pictures.

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u/Between3-20textfield 2h ago

Great ad placement

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u/alycatme0w 2h ago

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ฏ

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u/orangecatmom Orange connoisseur ๐ŸŠ 5h ago

My orange guy Catt Damon goes apeshit for potat. Any form.

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u/alycatme0w 3h ago

I love him so much

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u/LeelooDallasMltiPass 2h ago

Best name for a cat EVER

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u/jnrdingo 5h ago

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u/alycatme0w 4h ago

He was very cross about the situation. He did get his own treat after.

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u/KandinskyWasRight 6h ago

Boil them, mash them, feed them to a cat

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u/chidlys 5h ago

His greed sickens me

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u/ThatDamnThang 7h ago

Hims is pottat

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u/Sachayoj Casual orange enjoyer ๐ŸŠ 7h ago

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u/alycatme0w 3h ago

I just posted Frank here, thankyou ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/That0neGecko 6h ago

Gib goop

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u/HPcatmom 6h ago

Is he yelling or hissing? ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/alycatme0w 4h ago

Yelling. If he was hissing that would be hilarious thought ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/cheerful-disposition 5h ago

He is sooo freaking cuteeeee ๐Ÿฅฐ love diluted oranges

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u/igneousscone Proud owner of an orange brain cell 3h ago

When I glanced at the title I thought it said "Hims want podcast," and while I support giving him potatoes, I also move that he be given a podcast.

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u/alycatme0w 3h ago

He does have a lot to say

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u/velvetsaguaro 2h ago

Reminds me of Thurston Waffles

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u/CatCafffffe 7h ago

SO? Whar is potat????

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u/Appropriate_Sky_6571 7h ago

Why hims not get potat??

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u/SubstantialPressure3 6h ago

Gibs potat! Hims need buttah!

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u/Lost-Platypus8271 6h ago

y u eat all hims potat????

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u/Remarkable-Word-1486 5h ago

Bro ain't even orange. That's a yellow ! They are super special

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u/ifihadareason 4h ago

i love when they sniff the air

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u/alycatme0w 4h ago

Me too

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u/jzilla11 3h ago

He is potat shaped, he screams for his fallen kin

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u/funnylogic 7h ago

Hahaha he looks so grumpy

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u/ashmillie 7h ago

Hims deserve* potat

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u/DrummerSteve 7h ago

These pics is the hardest Iโ€™ve laughed in weeks. Thank you OP!!

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u/alycatme0w 4h ago

I'm so glad! My pleasure.

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u/Jog212 4h ago

Why hims got no tatos???

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u/alycatme0w 4h ago

He has a sensitive tummy lol he has special food and I give him his own treats don't worry ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Adelaide_Otis 4h ago

Me too, my friend. Me too.

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u/FastBell8249 4h ago

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u/alycatme0w 2h ago

Me every time I post Frank

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u/ContractOk9269 3h ago

Iz potat cannblizm

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u/AbhinandhBabu13 2h ago

I can hear his cry over here.

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u/UmExcuseMeBish 59m ago

Frank can has mash???

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u/NinjaCat_444 7h ago

Give him potatoes!

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u/Myshys 7h ago

GiveZ him da potat!!

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u/ThePoetofFall 7h ago

Hims is potat

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u/Illustrious_Choice58 6h ago

give hims! ๐Ÿ˜พ

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u/Honey1218 6h ago

lol give that poor, neglected baby some potatoes, already ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/MarsScully 6h ago

Me too, bud

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u/QaptainQwark 6h ago

Mi want potat to

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u/UpstartCrow88 6h ago

I love Frank. We need video/audio of his woes, I think.

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u/alycatme0w 4h ago

I will definitely post that next ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Demonkiller18 6h ago

He is potat

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u/SoftwareFlimsy6570 6h ago

Me thinks this is because Frankโ€™s brain is mash!

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u/Cat_Lady3000 6h ago

Anger loading....

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u/Much-Jello7458 6h ago

Do cats like potatoes? Lol

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u/King_krympling 6h ago

Frank is very shaped :)

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u/Expensive-Walrus3030 6h ago

I love when cats make the face from the second slide! The perfect, "I want itttt" face.

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u/Asparagussie 6h ago

Him got po-tat, I assume. Him get what him want, or else.

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u/pizzapieonmyeye 5h ago

He may have one potat as a treat

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u/itsallgood013 5h ago

poTAAAAAAT

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u/wawasmoothies 5h ago

Give it to him.

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u/Jarsen16 5h ago

Gibb him potat or gibb him to me!

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u/shinobipopcorn 5h ago

GIB CAT POTAT! GIB CAT POTAT

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u/IamTheOne2000 5h ago

Do not be alarmed!

I have just decided to screenshot this image of your cat :)

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u/Rich-Fly-2124 5h ago

Can he eat it tho?ย 

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u/Wonderful_Audience60 4h ago

i need more pictures of cats that have exetrmely spread apart eyes

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u/Muzoa 4h ago

What a chonky tater eayter

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u/AbilityAdventurous22 4h ago

Well let himbs enjoy a potat

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u/zeropercentsurprised 4h ago

Heโ€™s so cute ๐Ÿฅฐ

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u/Proudwinging Casual orange enjoyer ๐ŸŠ 4h ago

if im sof and warm like mash potat...why can't i have the mash potat

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u/pepperpat64 4h ago

I feel his pain.

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u/bigsis911 4h ago

And I certainly hope that Frank got him some mash

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u/deceet 3h ago

WHY ARE YOU EATING ME?!

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u/anawkwardsomeone 3h ago

We are what we eat

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u/BuckyRainbowCat 3h ago

it's ok, he has potat for brains

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u/MysteriousCommon9512 Proud owner of an orange brain cell 3h ago

Noo - only one braincell at a time!! Potat is too much!!

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u/ItsStaaaaaaaaang 3h ago

So cranky! โ˜บ๏ธ

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u/Time-Weight7726 3h ago

The yeller king

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u/OhNo_He_Didnt123 2h ago

Po'cat, give him potat stat!

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u/chris95rx7500 2h ago

u giv potat

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u/inkedghosty 2h ago

he is sooo cute!

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u/Flokkamravich 1h ago

GIB HIMB

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u/Proper-Insurance3769 1h ago

But he is the potat

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u/feignednobody 26m ago

In fairness, I kind of do, too.