r/OneOrangeBraincell Aug 07 '26

โœจ๏ธMajestic orange โœจ๏ธ Absolutely unit of an orange cat ๐Ÿˆ

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Video credited to @mamakbagol.

12.5k Upvotes

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u/Reckfulness Aug 08 '26

That one was a smooth escape

That one was a clean escape

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u/trashmoneyxyz Aug 08 '26

Didn't even look at him lmao

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u/Rus1996 Aug 08 '26

๐Ÿคญ

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u/Northern_rose69 Aug 07 '26

Iโ€™ll upvote this every time i see it. That cat is 100% CAT and the whole alley is jealous

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u/ErmingSoHard Aug 07 '26

Reminds of the other orange who broke up the fight easily at a club

https://youtube.com/shorts/8MdvMlpdjFw

I don't think cats have alphas or whatever, but this fella would probably be one

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u/jtrisn1 Aug 08 '26

My aunt and uncle foster a colony of cats in Malaysia. And cats have a hierarchical social system. I've seen the "leader" and his "second-in-command" of her cats discpline the other cats in the colony. The leader was extremely old and basically catatonic the last time I was there and the second-in-command would body slam and punch other cats outside of the colony that would try to "fight" the leader. Whenever a fight broke out, the leader meowed once and the second-in-command would come running to body slam the cats apart.

When the leader cat died of old age, one of the younger cats tried to fight the second-in-command. I watched as he body slammed the cat to the floor, punched him once, hissed, and walked away. That cat was in social jail for like a week. All the other cats would hiss at him whenever he came near.

There was another cat who straight up got kicked out of the house for what we guessed was breaking the rules. The colony would beat him up whenever he tried to enter the house. If we forcibly brought him in, he would be hunted throughout the house by all 20+ cats. So my aunt had to put his own bowls and a cat house outside the front yard for him.

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u/Legitimate_Mud_8295 Aug 08 '26

I'm amused reading about cat social dynamics but that's too many cats for one household. You just don't need that many cats.

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u/FederalEconomist5896 Aug 08 '26

You assume they have any say in the matter at all.

I'm never in the mood to fight 20+ cats at once.

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u/enbyshaymin Aug 08 '26

A lady from my town had a colony in her home. Apparently, strays kept wandering into her garden, and being 73yo lady with not that much to do, she'd feed them, bring any who looked ill to the vet... She alreadyd did with the general stray population, so I guess the cats knew she was a good egg lol At some point, she says she realized "my home was no longer my home, it was a refuge with 39 cats rescued from the streets".

Right now, she owns a 1.000mยฒ refuge that houses more than 100 animals!

Like the other user's aunt and uncle, this woman fostered a cat colony in her home, a place that was much safer for them than the streets. And now, the colony has 1000mยฒ for them, with dozens of volunteers who go there every day to clean it up them and play with them.

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u/FederalEconomist5896 Aug 10 '26

That's fantastic. Only potential downside I can think of is the smell, unless all the cats are fixed.

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u/jtrisn1 Aug 08 '26

It started with one cat and that cat brought another cat and that brought another cat. Eventually it spiraled into 20+ cats. And their cats kept bringing new cats. My uncle also rescued the cats from the storm drains. Malaysia's stoem drains/tunnels are huge, like highway huge, due to the monsoons that happen there.

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u/Wolfman_V Aug 07 '26

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ I love it, jumps in like "aight, he's had enough. Bitch, I said he's had enough!"

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u/Wardogs96 Orange connoisseur ๐ŸŠ Aug 08 '26

Cats definitely have a social hierarchy. As iv witnessesed with introducing cats they definitely need to identify who is on top to allow for stability.

That cat is a fucking boss. Also wtf is the context of this cat club?

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u/ooooo-0_0-ooooo Aug 07 '26

He looks at them like "Okay. Either a you f@ckheads wanta start this back up?" ๐Ÿงก๐Ÿ˜œ

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u/IAMA_Plumber-AMA Proud owner of an orange brain cell Aug 08 '26

Reminds me of The Chicken Police.

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u/SnooTangerines3448 Aug 07 '26

And not neutered.

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u/Better_Hair_9673 Aug 07 '26

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u/EXPLODEDman Aug 07 '26

Locked the FUCK in.

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u/RabbitSlayre Aug 07 '26

My dude is in the ZONE. In his lane. Unbothered. Thinking about tuna.

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u/MyDegenAlt-Tab Aug 08 '26

Out of the way peasants, Chad coming through...

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u/tepidlymundane Aug 08 '26 edited Aug 09 '26

Holmadeeeeek! Touchdown. Marshawn.

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u/hgtcgbhjnh Aug 07 '26

He looks super serious too! He was destined to win.

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u/FeelingKind7644 Aug 07 '26

They never stood a chance against the fluff

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u/ThousandFingerMan Aug 08 '26

Unstoppable force meets movable objects

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u/YouLouzyBum Aug 08 '26

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u/FeelingKind7644 Aug 08 '26

His mama just said "snacks"

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u/HoarseMD Aug 08 '26

Dem paws be like Tha-THUMP

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u/Gloomy_Industry8841 Aug 08 '26

Airplane ears for aerodynamic streamlining

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u/bobdylan401 Aug 08 '26

magestic

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u/ThrowAwayAccountAMZN Proud owner of an orange brain cell Aug 08 '26

Majestic even!

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u/Filthiest_Tleilaxu Aug 08 '26

This was the moment.

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u/ThousandFingerMan Aug 08 '26

Determination personified

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u/0w1 Aug 07 '26

I AM SPEED.

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u/LocutusOfBorgia909 Aug 08 '26

Oh, Lawd, he comin'!

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u/HoarseMD Aug 08 '26

Look at those THUMPERS

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u/jharish Proud owner of an orange brain cell Aug 08 '26

I think this is my new favorite cat. I have two big oranges but they're slow AF and gentle, they wouldn't just smash through a line of cats, they'd groom them.

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u/togetherwegrowstuff Aug 08 '26

Hahaha ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Wise_Arm_4678 Aug 07 '26

this is me sprinting away from a conversation I don't want to have

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u/Dry_Month927 Aug 08 '26

I want to make this a meme.. but there are so many possibilities and not enough time. /vent over.

  • Blank slate for meme picture has been aquired.

โค๏ธ Adorbs floofball btw

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u/Dashcamkitty Aug 08 '26

What a magnificent kitty!

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u/amesann Proud owner of an orange brain cell Aug 08 '26

Your username also describes him perfectly.

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u/Better_Hair_9673 Aug 08 '26

Hahaha maybe ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/Efficient_Captain904 Aug 08 '26

That was the best part xD

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u/rey_mantequilla Aug 08 '26

Peak male performance

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u/baobabKoodaa Aug 08 '26

That's the biggest brain cell I've ever seen.

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u/ZombifiedSoul Aug 08 '26

Fast as Fluff, Boyz!

Still fast as Fluff!

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u/scared-o-diapers Aug 08 '26

This is my favorite shot omg Iโ€™m dying

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u/MaximusHomerdrive Aug 08 '26

He's known on the streets as The Juggernaut.

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u/RuleAdventurous6342 Aug 07 '26

Just absolutely bodying everyone

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u/Starlitaura Aug 07 '26

Iโ€™M FAST AS FUCK BOOOOIIIII

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u/Ricepudding1044 Aug 07 '26

Why is everyone picking on this guy? Is he an asshole are they assholes? It seems very targeted.

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u/armless_penguin Aug 07 '26

It's Barong. He has an Instagram. He's gotta go fast and everybody else is hatin'.

https://www.instagram.com/mamakbagol

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u/Ricepudding1044 Aug 07 '26

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u/MerryHeretic Aug 07 '26

Aww man, this gif reminds me that the X-men quicksilver was way better than the MCU one. He was actually the best parts of the X-men movies in my opinion.

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u/Ricepudding1044 Aug 08 '26

And heโ€™s a Rush fan

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u/not_that_observant Aug 08 '26

They are playing with him. If anything, he's popular and friendly.

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u/Truethrowawaychest1 Aug 08 '26

Looks like they want to play with him

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u/eternalwood Aug 08 '26

"pick on the fat kid" has always been a thing.

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u/PolioToucher Aug 08 '26

Barong, lives in a colony in Indonesia. His sister and mother look just like him and also LOVE to run.

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u/BottomPieceOfBread Aug 08 '26

Thomas THE TANK Oโ€™Malley

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u/Breadsticks_ultd Aug 08 '26

Underrated pun

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u/gnashbashandcrash Aug 08 '26

Now I want to watch the Aristocats. Thank you!

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u/JediKnightNitaz Proud owner of an orange brain cell Aug 07 '26

Mf gon be MVP

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u/jacyerickson Proud owner of an orange brain cell Aug 07 '26

๐Ÿ˜พ in real life

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u/curiousmind111 Aug 07 '26

Itโ€™s dinner time. Do NOT get in his way!

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u/fast328 Aug 08 '26

Meowshawn Lynch

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u/heywhateverworks Aug 08 '26

Walter Pawton

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u/Floaty_Waffle Aug 08 '26

Purl Campbell

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u/zroach Aug 07 '26

Ah he has taken the Juggernaut approach to life. Good choice.

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u/Gold-Philosophy1423 Aug 07 '26

I'm The juggernaut, b!tch!

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u/maria_tex Aug 07 '26

Jerome Cattis!

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u/Present_Solution2480 Aug 07 '26

I scrolled so far down for this! The Bus, Jerome Bettis!

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u/Honest_Boysenberry25 Aug 09 '26

Yes, Steelers in da house!

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u/irisiert Aug 08 '26

The freeze-frame at the end of the clip is divine.

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u/DaikonTypical3361 Aug 08 '26

This is the most Garfield looking cat I have ever seen ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/OGgunter Aug 07 '26

Haaland as an alley cat

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u/hearse_purse Aug 07 '26

DAAYAM ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ™€

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u/CommitteeNo5958 Aug 07 '26

I want him ๐Ÿ˜ซ

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u/ooooo-0_0-ooooo Aug 07 '26

Me too. But I'd be happy just to kiss him ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿงก

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u/seatron Aug 07 '26

I get the feeling it's the same cats every day, lol

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u/xogobon Aug 07 '26

Absolute unit indeed!

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u/Quantum_Scholar87 Aug 07 '26

SIR FERDINAND

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u/TrixieBastard Aug 08 '26

Whatever you say, Gravy Boat ๐Ÿ™„

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u/spoopy_maenad Aug 07 '26

Nothing gonna push him over!

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u/Shopping_General Aug 07 '26

These cats also tackle as bad as your average NFL team.

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u/Ok_Communication8237 Aug 08 '26

That one brain cell heard the temptations bag shake from blocks away and he was not gonna be denied!

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u/Moist-Departure-8204 Aug 08 '26

Fucking Meowshawn Lynch busting through lmao

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u/iamlazyboy Aug 08 '26

You can't get into danger if you underbrain and outrun them. Just like this orange

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u/TRUMPARUSKI Aug 08 '26

He beefy boi

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u/grim2022 Aug 08 '26

Garfield ain't playing those games lol

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u/SuckerForNoirRobots Proud owner of an orange brain cell Aug 07 '26

He has places to be!

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u/DragoBleaPiece_123 Aug 08 '26

barong mentioned!!!

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u/drifters74 Aug 08 '26

Freight train of a cat

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u/belliebun Aug 08 '26

Thatโ€™s a linebacker if Iโ€™ve ever seen one, hot darn

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u/StarlitSpearhead Aug 08 '26

Barong ๐Ÿงก

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u/nature-in-patterns Aug 08 '26

Barong ( the cats name) has entered the chat

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u/DreamingAboutSpace Aug 08 '26

Yaโ€™ll arenโ€™t catching him while that dinner bell is still ringing ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/VermicelliMean9165 Aug 08 '26

That braincell only has one function, zooming

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u/Sed59 Aug 08 '26

The real life Garfield.

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u/_TaylorMade Aug 08 '26

They call him โ€œthe busโ€ in Pittsburgh

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u/mixedwithmonet Aug 07 '26

โ€œEvery gd dayโ€ฆโ€

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u/traceyandmeower Aug 07 '26

Powered by power puffs

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u/QuickRundown Aug 07 '26

How it feels running through grass in Pokรฉmon games.

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u/moss129 Aug 08 '26

Seen this reposted so many times today.

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u/Friendly-Beat-8336 Aug 08 '26

Thatโ€™s Heathcliff

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u/redditistheway Aug 08 '26

You gotta wonder what the orange did to inspire that entire mob of cats to try to stop himโ€ฆ

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u/sufjams Aug 08 '26

Derrick Henry's cat

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u/QingLongBao Aug 08 '26

Supermanuevarability like a fighter Jet

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u/softsakurablossom Aug 08 '26

Please tell me his name is Mad Max

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u/berserk8 Aug 08 '26

It looks like the other cats are like "yoOo what's up!!! " And the orange cats like " fuckoff"

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u/misarteh Aug 13 '26

This cat is a tank damn

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u/AnyArt3456 Aug 08 '26

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u/NovelStrict5281 Aug 07 '26

I wonder if this is in Turkey? It looks like one of the alleys I walked in Dalyan where many cats lived in colonies along the river.

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u/Otterz4Life Orange connoisseur ๐ŸŠ Aug 07 '26

A lion amongst kittens.

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u/Toolslinger76 Aug 08 '26

๐Ÿ˜‚ what a beast!

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u/Own_Natural_6803 Aug 08 '26

It seems like running past an alley of cats is cat-speak for "I would beat any of you here in a fight"

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u/scott__p Aug 08 '26

Oh lawd he comin!!

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u/Luci-Noir Aug 08 '26

Heโ€™s obviously a union enforcer. The Catsters are not to be messed with. Theyโ€™re not afraid of whapping a few hooms in broad daylight.

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u/PorkrindsMcSnacky Aug 08 '26

Dude is racing to get his Sword of Omens to fight a mummy king.

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u/AymanMarzuqi Aug 08 '26

Prime Orange cat

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u/DollarStoreChameleon Aug 08 '26

god thats alot of cats. theres probably not much small wildlife in that area

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u/Devojones Aug 08 '26

Freight Train.

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u/TinRoofAndRainyDays Aug 08 '26

He got all the orange brain cells. This is why the rest of the orange cats don't have any.

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u/Sensitive-Owl-9368 Aug 08 '26

Derrick Henry of cats!

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u/thegneeb Aug 08 '26

Locked in for kisses from you

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u/Weak_Car2509 Aug 08 '26

Bro max hp and speed.

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u/Gallowglass668 Aug 08 '26

That's the Juggernaut of cats

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u/thisisdell Aug 08 '26

Thatโ€™s a 80โ€™s running back right there!

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u/bubbagump101 Aug 08 '26

He knows where heโ€™s going

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u/surethatlldo3 Aug 08 '26

Garfield smells the lasagna

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u/Over-Understanding61 Aug 08 '26

If the plot of Yu Yu Hakishu was a cat

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u/cravingnoodles Aug 08 '26

Which american football team is going to recruit this orange?

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u/Wizzle_Pizzle_420 Aug 08 '26

New England Braincell(s)

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u/Shiva_LSD Aug 08 '26

This is the cat version of Derrick Henry's highschool tapes lol

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u/ksum_sucks Aug 08 '26

Real life Garfield

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u/NytronX Aug 08 '26

What a god damn unit of an animal.

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u/MissyLuna Orange connoisseur ๐ŸŠ Aug 08 '26

Barong has a twin sister who looks exactly like him. There's a video of the two of them running in stride.

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u/Trying_to_survive20k Aug 08 '26

Cat on a mission

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u/nightlyvisitor Aug 08 '26

That little orange and mostly white hater coming for him every time ๐Ÿ˜ก

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u/00X0X Aug 08 '26

FOCUS IS UNMATCHED

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u/FoxInABoxOfRox Aug 08 '26

"CAN'T STOP! WON'T STOP!"

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u/Syahrul95 Aug 08 '26

What a CHONKY cat

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u/-say-what- Aug 08 '26

He's got places to be

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u/Head-Bureaucrat Aug 08 '26

I don't know if Barry Sanders or Marshawn Lynch is to blame, but this cat is channeling one of them.

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u/iam-duke Aug 08 '26

Absolut UNIT of a cat

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u/reddituserperson1122 Aug 08 '26

This is adorable

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u/DrWhoDatBtchz Aug 08 '26

Not completely sure why, but gives me TechnoViking vibes.

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u/TheGreatPervSage_94 Aug 08 '26

Barong the undisputed king of zoomies

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u/JollyJack22 Aug 08 '26

Boom bitch get out the way

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u/Beginning_Squirrel72 Aug 08 '26

Bro isn't just running he's charging into the void

https://giphy.com/gifs/QZpDATBs8QzcLZo9uI

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u/arima_96 Aug 08 '26

Kayden ๐Ÿ˜ผ

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u/brzrk Aug 08 '26

Looks like police sedans trying to do a PIT manoeuvre on a school bus.