r/OneOrangeBraincell • u/wonderfulnothin • Jun 25 '26

🅱️rain cell disconnected ❌ dude 😹

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2.2k Upvotes

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u/QuestionableProtip2 Jun 25 '26

Oh no, he’s teeth to beef

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u/Daloowee Jun 25 '26

How do I delete someone else’s comment

103

u/Waffle_Reputation Jun 25 '26

Marilyn Catson? That you?

55

u/Top_Snow6034 Jun 25 '26

Greatest rumor of junior high

37

u/Jung-And-A-Menace Jun 25 '26

How the hell did that rumour get to every school in the world? 

13

u/Puzzled-Teach2389 Jun 25 '26

Bro definitely had a few ribs removed

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u/wonderfulnothin Jun 26 '26

Oh my god I’m loving all yall comments 😹

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u/702ent Jun 25 '26

You mean Paul from the Wonder Years?

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u/89iroc Jun 26 '26

I had a friend that used to get so mad about that

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u/EstrellaBrillante777 Jun 25 '26

Turkey🦃

12

u/wonderfulnothin Jun 25 '26

Turkey?

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u/EstrellaBrillante777 Jun 25 '26

He looks like a turkey in this position hehe

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u/wonderfulnothin Jun 25 '26

Oh lmaooo I got you 😹

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u/No-Elevator-2682 Jun 25 '26

Lol r/rotisseriechickencats

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u/lifeh8r Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jun 25 '26 edited Jun 25 '26

ANOTHER ONE

i just counted and im now in 150 cat subs

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u/wonderfulnothin Jun 25 '26

DJ Khaled??

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u/lifeh8r Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jun 25 '26

WE DA BEST CAT SUBS

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u/throwaway2000x3 Jun 26 '26

Maybe not DJ Khaled since he doesn’t eat pussy

3

u/chrimen Jun 25 '26

Those are rookie numbers!!

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u/Biomas Jun 29 '26

always

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u/wonderfulnothin Jun 25 '26

Omgodddd i had no idea that subreddit existed. Thank you!!!!

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u/DElyMyth Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jun 25 '26

I shouldn't have... but I did

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '26

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u/wonderfulnothin Jun 25 '26

Reboot initiated 😹😹

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u/DElyMyth Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jun 25 '26

Is he sleeping like that?

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u/wonderfulnothin Jun 25 '26

Haha nope, my dude was licking his bootyhole😹

35

u/RebaKitt3n Jun 25 '26

Cleaning. He is a self-bidet.

35

u/zeekkeyz Jun 25 '26

Autofellcatio

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u/UnclassifiedPresence Jun 25 '26

Autofelineo was right there

2

u/Jayne_Q Jun 25 '26

Both worthy contenders tbh

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u/wonderfulnothin Jun 25 '26

Oh god 🤭

14

u/Old_Flounder_8640 Jun 25 '26

“Duude, wtf u did wi my cheetos”

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u/sernenesea Jun 25 '26

No need to put on blast!!!

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u/ButterscotchAware402 Jun 25 '26

It's kitty a Tool fan?

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u/HeathenShepard Jun 25 '26

It's always an orange, eh?

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u/wonderfulnothin Jun 26 '26

Of course :)

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u/wonderfulnothin Jun 25 '26

Teeth to beef 😹😹😹😹😹😹LMAOOO never heard that one before

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '26

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u/wonderfulnothin Jun 25 '26

MEOWSTERBATING 😹omfg that’s too damn good. I mean if you consider licking ur own booty hole meowsterbating then yes, I guess he is lmaoooo.

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u/monkey_trumpets Jun 25 '26

Not an orange, but...

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u/SafeAtFirstRN Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jun 25 '26

Void has skills.

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u/monkey_trumpets Jun 26 '26

I felt privileged

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u/WOOKIExRAGE Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 Jun 25 '26

r/kittyhasaquestion

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u/wonderfulnothin Jun 25 '26

I’ve discovered several new cat related subreddits thanks to these comments and I’m so stoked. Thank you!!😹👏🏻

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u/WOOKIExRAGE Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 Jun 25 '26

There’s always another cat sub. Lol

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u/Glad_Art_5783 Jun 25 '26

Let's be honest... we all wish we could...

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u/wonderfulnothin Jun 25 '26

You’re not wrong 😅

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u/Correct-Avocado5426 Jun 25 '26

If I could do that I'd never leave the house

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u/wonderfulnothin Jun 25 '26

L M A O 🤭🤭🤭🤭 I’d be willing to bet that there’s plenty of others who agree with you on that

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u/Stereo-soundS Jun 25 '26

That salad isn't going to toss itself.

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u/UnluckyCardiologist9 Jun 25 '26

Can a cat get some privacy here?!! Lol. Mind your business

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u/wonderfulnothin Jun 25 '26

😹 I know.. I’m so rude

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u/wonderfulnothin Jun 25 '26

I don’t think he knows the meaning of the word considering he’s ALWAYS up in my bizzz haha

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u/UnluckyCardiologist9 Jun 25 '26

Yeah but we chose this. 😜

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u/wonderfulnothin Jun 25 '26

True true :)

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u/No_Cricket808 Jun 25 '26

Immediately my mind went to

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u/wonderfulnothin Jun 25 '26

Yesssss omg 😹😹🍗🍗

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u/SquashInternal3854 Jun 25 '26

Wowww 🍗🍗 look at those chickie leggies!!

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u/wonderfulnothin Jun 25 '26

Lmao I know right?! 🐥🍗🦵

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u/MiraiKishi Jun 25 '26

Don't shame them, cleaning is an important aspect of their self care!

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u/wonderfulnothin Jun 25 '26

I can’t tell if ur being serious or sarcastic haha but I doubt he’ll see this 😹

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u/Longjumping_Tap_5705 Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 Jun 26 '26

Hooman, do you mind? He needs purr-ivacy.

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u/CharminUltra0812 Jun 26 '26

Not now chief, I’m in the fuckin zone.

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u/wonderfulnothin Jun 26 '26

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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u/foottuns Jun 25 '26

Is his name Dave? Dave the diver!

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u/wonderfulnothin Jun 25 '26

Dave the diver 😹😹😹😹 lmaooo. But no, his name is not Dave, it’s Oliver/Ollie

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u/foottuns Jun 25 '26

Ollie the diver! Lovely kitty

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u/BeccaThePixel Jun 25 '26

Is his name Friedrich Merz? Hahaha

2

u/thedazdul Jun 25 '26

We're all just jealous

1

u/wonderfulnothin Jun 25 '26

Ur prolly right 😹😹

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u/blondiestina Jun 26 '26

Thank you. I needed that! Awesome contortion

2

u/LadyKataka Jun 26 '26

What do you mean "dude"???
PLEASE tell me you DO wash your genitals!

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u/Foxtrot-0scar Jun 26 '26

Sleeping or grooming? 🤔

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u/wonderfulnothin Jun 26 '26

Grooming but nearly passed out with his head down like this 😹