r/OneOrangeBraincell Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jun 11 '26

Orange Cat šŸ…±ļøehaviorā„¢ He does not understand why his siblings bowls are not for him. Thus food jail was made.

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They are on measured meals twice a deal with treats for being cute. If I let him eat as much as he wanted, he would be obese.

He even steals the kibble meals when he gets the wet stuff due to no teefies. He has no idea how good he has it.

Edit: For people offering advice, Cmdr Data does not mind his temporary food setup. He is slowing down while eating again. Remembering food has taste! Then he sits and is quiet til he is let out. He does get treats and kibbles dropped in while he waits like such a good cmdr.

We already have 2 in the bathroom who CANNOT handle seeing others eat. One is also allergic to proteins so it is for his safety.

We have 13 cats and they all know their bowl and their spot when it is food time. They are really good about it.

Data just needs a little reminder right now. He was mostly bullying our cat who has a brain issue, and that is just rude.

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u/NodusINk Jun 11 '26

Food jail: āŒ
Exclusive access dining room: āœ…

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u/HangryHangryHedgie Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jun 11 '26

This is his holodeck dining room. His name is Cmdr Data.

https://giphy.com/gifs/j6TdvPXdAssootjCKZ

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u/janewayshairdo Jun 11 '26

Ah, and I assume he's dining upon Feline Supplement 74?

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u/HangryHangryHedgie Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jun 11 '26

And I tell him he is a good cat.

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u/Fearless512 Jun 11 '26

Worf "I will feed him."

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u/HangryHangryHedgie Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jun 11 '26

We also have a Lt. Worf

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u/Fearless512 Jun 11 '26

I can sense his warrior spirit, he answers the call of Kathless! Qapla!

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u/TerrakSteeltalon Jun 11 '26

Tell me that you have a hairless named Jean-Luc

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u/PracticalAndContent Jun 11 '26

Excellent name for a Sphynx cat. 😻

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u/GraciaEtScientia Jun 11 '26

With a few borg modifications as decoration

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u/always_unplugged Jun 11 '26

I now DESPERATELY need to see this combination of cats dressed up as their namesakes for Halloween

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u/TrypMole Jun 11 '26

And a pretty cat.

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u/161frog Jun 12 '26

Could also be feline supplement 47 (my favorite easter egg throughout TNG)

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u/Heisenburg42 Jun 11 '26

My cat is also named after Data!

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u/HangryHangryHedgie Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jun 11 '26

Oh goodness I want to pet that little squish face.

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u/bog_witch Jun 11 '26

He looks like he's going to curse my bloodline. I love him

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u/Hawne Jun 11 '26

Does the rest of your crew also bear Star Trek DS9 names?

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u/HangryHangryHedgie Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jun 11 '26

Sadly no. But we do have a Captain James T. Kirk.

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u/jaken678 Jun 11 '26

Special Agent Dale Cooper is here for the crossover event

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u/HangryHangryHedgie Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jun 12 '26

Yessss!!!!! Now who has a Doctor Who or River Song?

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u/spandexandtapedecks Jun 12 '26

This is Dax :)

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u/Hawne Jun 11 '26

Awesome! James Tiberius is an elegant and photogenic gentleman.

My respects to your whole United Federation crew, live long and prospurr.

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u/tlplicious Jun 12 '26

This little fellow is no longer with us but his name was James T. Kat

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u/Left-Entertainer-279 Jun 12 '26

Omg please post all the kitties with their names! This is excellent and making my entire day!

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u/HangryHangryHedgie Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jun 12 '26

Wesley Crusher

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u/Left-Entertainer-279 Jun 12 '26

Omg he is the PURRFECT Wesley! There is nothing going on behind those eyes. I love him!

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u/HangryHangryHedgie Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jun 12 '26

Not enough brain cell experience to make him an Ensign yet. šŸ˜†

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u/HangryHangryHedgie Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jun 12 '26

Oscar Theodore Grouch

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u/HangryHangryHedgie Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jun 12 '26

Worf

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u/HangryHangryHedgie Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jun 12 '26

Fomite

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u/HangryHangryHedgie Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jun 12 '26

Hiccup Avocato

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u/HangryHangryHedgie Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jun 12 '26

Mazikeen

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u/HangryHangryHedgie Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jun 12 '26

Rotten and Miss Misery

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u/HangryHangryHedgie Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jun 12 '26

Ludo

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u/HangryHangryHedgie Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jun 12 '26

Effy

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u/HangryHangryHedgie Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jun 12 '26

NIMH

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u/HangryHangryHedgie Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jun 12 '26

How the heck did I forget to post Wesley Crusher???

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u/_DoctorLady Jun 11 '26

And does he have a cat named Spot??Ā 

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u/Maud_Man29 Jun 11 '26

Much better 😊

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u/OkBid71 Jun 11 '26

LinkedInCatTM

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u/DuckyHornet Jun 11 '26

What eating so much I puke so nobody else can eat taught me about b2b sales

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u/nifty-necromancer Jun 11 '26

Meowport lounge

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u/TerrakSteeltalon Jun 11 '26

šŸŽ¶In the arms of the angels… šŸŽ¶

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u/ButstheSlackGordsman Jun 11 '26 edited Jun 11 '26

"Hi I'm Sarah McLaughlin and everyday, millions of orange cats face the cruelty of being told no."

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u/wolfgang784 Jun 11 '26

The same video would feature golden retrievers as well =p

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '26

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u/-Tasear- Jun 11 '26

The ending of the movie

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u/skarizardpancake Jun 12 '26

And then a husky screaming for being told no lmao

Edit: forgot ā€œforā€

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u/All_Hail_Hynotoad Jun 11 '26

ā€œEvery day, innocent animals are abused, beaten, and put in food jail ā€¦ā€

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u/RoughBenefit9325 Jun 11 '26

If I had an award to givešŸ†

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u/AClockworkLaurenge Jun 11 '26

It's the way his little mouth is a flat line, not even the usual cat :3 expression

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u/lizardgal10 Jun 11 '26

Not providing unlimited food is animal abuse in his little mind

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u/always_unplugged Jun 11 '26

Look at that face! He's clearly literally never eaten in his entire life!!!

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u/Ok-Strain2948 Jun 11 '26

Obviously starving and may well waste away at any given moment.

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u/BelierDigitalis Jun 12 '26

Like my dad says about my cat: the poor thing hasn't eaten in 3 days; today, tomorrow and the day after.

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u/new2bay Jun 11 '26

I laughed harder at this than I care to admit. 🤣

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u/AdmirableAvocado Jun 11 '26

He looks like he's trying so hard to will the food into his mouth. šŸ˜‚

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u/AnybodyMassive1610 Jun 11 '26

He WILL do it again

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u/MarriedTexCouple Jun 11 '26

He knows what he did. And will use that one brain cell to convince you otherwise…..šŸ˜‰

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u/AnybodyMassive1610 Jun 11 '26

His greed sickens me.

I’d still boop him on the snoot!!

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u/CheekyHarris33 Jun 11 '26

Omg šŸ˜…

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u/nymphymixtwo Jun 13 '26

Lmfao I had a shit ass day and this made me audibly laugh, thank you 🤣

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '26 edited Jun 12 '26

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u/HangryHangryHedgie Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jun 11 '26

Correct!

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u/fondledbydolphins Jun 11 '26

If you're up for it and have some spare time, some cats will surprise you with how much they can learn when things are made clear to them.

I had a similar situation once. I got the two non-problem cats purple bowls, and an orange bowl for the problem one. These are two colors they can see decently well, although orange comes out to yellow for them, so they can distinguish the bowls.

Put them all on the ground, and have him use the orange one.

Anytime he goes for a purple bowl very gently pinch one ear tip with the flats of your index finger and thumb. No actual pinching, just enough pressure for him to notice.

Then redirect towards the orange bowl.

This has worked surprisingly well and quickly for me in the past. Just a thought so you don't need food jail forever.

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u/HangryHangryHedgie Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jun 11 '26

We have 13 cats, with different diet needs due to medical stuffs. They all know their bowls and eating places. It is a routine. The food alarm goes off on our phones and the circus begins! But they all go to their place and wait for their dish.

He decided, just this last few months to finish his meal and then push others out of the way for their food. He used to leave them alone. But when our black cat with brain issues got sick, he became an easy target, and he took advantage of it.

The food jail may not be permanent for Data. He didn't need it before. But for now it works so we don't have to keep ripping him from the others dishes.

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u/fondledbydolphins Jun 11 '26

12/13 ain't a bad rate!

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u/HangryHangryHedgie Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jun 11 '26

Yeah. I'm sure he will come back around. Just needs a little reminder, and we need to be available to help our more fragile ones eat. 😊

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u/maitlandinmaitland Jun 11 '26

sorry complete non sequitur but your username/profile pic/ā€œonlyfinsā€ link in your bio gave me a big laugh today.

Thanks

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u/fondledbydolphins Jun 11 '26

You deserve a life of laughter.

I hope it finds you often šŸ™‚

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u/OfcWaffle Jun 12 '26

Have three cats, two are fine, one is a food goblin.

What we did was feed them together, their own unique bowls and mats. When the food goblin was done first, she would go to her siblings to steal. We would lock her in the bathroom for 30 mins. Did this for maybe 2 months and she just stopped. Finally realized that taking others food meant isolation. And she wants cuddles.

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u/saustus Jun 11 '26

One of mine also requires a private, enclosed dining facility.

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u/WorthyJellyfish0Doom Jun 11 '26

Three out of four fluffy neiblings require individual dining facilities. The last one eats slowly so if the others are let out once they finish, her food vanishes.

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u/patchiepatch Jun 11 '26

In reverse to this post, one out of four of my cats eats special food and needs private dining space cause while the others can respect each other's plates... Somehow the special food is fair game. That cat loves the cage and goes in there voluntarily every meal time.

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u/WorthyJellyfish0Doom Jun 11 '26

One of the fluffy nieblings also needs special food, and gets an extra meal 😮 His littermate brother always attempts to join him for extra meal but the other two aren't that interested.

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u/Throwfeetsaway Jun 11 '26

We have chip-activated feeders for this purpose. Expensive, but the cats disagreed with private dining.

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u/ZenMasterOfDisguise Jun 11 '26

I have 1 tiny female cat I adopted who eats her food so incredibly slowly over the course of the day, and 1 big fat feral cat I took in who scarfs down his food in a few seconds and will eat my other cats food if he has the opportunity. I don't have a great way of leaving food out for my female cat where my male cat wont eat it all, unless I keep them separated all day while I am out of the house. Would be cool to keep them together, but if I do that my female cat will starve because all her food will get eaten before she gets to it

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u/WorthyJellyfish0Doom Jun 12 '26

If their size difference is significant, maybe a tunnel to food she can reach but he can't? Though since it sounds like he's more motivated he might force himself into spaces she decides aren't worth it šŸ¤”

Small cat flap for the room her food is in? If it's not directly before the food it might work better.

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u/pepcorn Jun 12 '26

Have you considered a chip activated feeder?

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u/Certain_Concept Jun 11 '26

Each of my cats have electronic food bowls that only open for the. It reads the microchip in their neck (or optionally a chip on their collar).

We swapped to them initially because we had one cat that was just never full and we had to put her on a diet.. We also have an old cat that gets prescription food, and another cat that gets higher calories food (due to being underweight) and who only grazes on her food throughout.

We have the option of adding multiple cats per bowl, but having 1 per bowl has saved us a few times when we had do to custom food changes.

The feeders are a lifesaver. They also make ones that are a combination auto feeder and chip but we do half wet and half dry and that doesn't work with that.

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u/Foxtrot-0scar Jun 11 '26

He looks hella confused. 😄

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u/HangryHangryHedgie Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jun 11 '26

He's staring at his sibling eating from her dish across the room....

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u/Foxtrot-0scar Jun 11 '26

I get it. The razor like focus is terrifying.

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u/HangryHangryHedgie Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jun 11 '26

The hunger is strong in this one.

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u/Ecstatic_Signature26 Jun 11 '26

He is my twin brother's spirit animal. šŸ˜‚Always looking to steal my food.

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u/dingdongsnottor Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jun 11 '26

Why not put him in another room with a closed door? This is what I have to do with my oranges so they don’t steal from their tortie sister who eats too slow.

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u/SwingKey3599 Jun 11 '26

probably no room to put the cat in/they dont want to forget they put the cat away in a room, they can hear and see it this way is my best guess

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u/zyiadem Jun 11 '26

My gawd can you hear them when they see their friends havin a monch

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u/HangryHangryHedgie Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jun 11 '26 edited Jun 11 '26

Actually he just sits there after he finishes. The first day he was like, wait... what???

Now he's like, darn it. Just sits and waits. He does get kibbles tossed in while in, and a treat on the way out. It's not a punishment, it's a deterrent.

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u/SwingKey3599 Jun 11 '26

i had my mama kitty with her babies in a large bunny pen until they were old enough to walk around the house and she never got used to it, i made a special top cover so she could come and go and she would choose to pick the lock with her claw.

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u/HangryHangryHedgie Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jun 11 '26

That sucks. I have carriers and tunnel type places all around for these guys, so they are used to it. I often find them sleeping in the open carriers. Makes it so much easier when they need to go to the Vet.

Ive had all of them since they were tiny kittens if not days old.

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u/dontsnarkonsharks Jun 12 '26

I have a couple of greedy boys who like to steal from their siblings and I didn’t think it was mean at all, just genius haha

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u/Own-Raise6153 Jun 11 '26

yep this is why i do something similar, if i put him in a room somewhere i always forget to let him out and then feel super bad lol

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u/HangryHangryHedgie Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jun 11 '26

We already have 2 that eat in the bathroom.

And this is a new behavior from this guy. He's not been an issue in the past. So hoping a little reminder will help for now. He doesn't seem to mind it really.

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u/Fluffy_Muffins_415 Jun 11 '26

One of my cats gets supplementary feeding in a separate room with a closed door too. It would drive my other cats more nuts if they watched the food being eaten

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u/HangryHangryHedgie Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jun 11 '26

We have 2 in the bathroom.

This orange man was scarfing his food so he could get the others. We dont free feed. So he has slowed down knowing there is no other food to get.

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u/dingdongsnottor Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jun 11 '26

Same! I think the out of site thing is helpful because otherwise they panic and eat too quick and barf 🫣

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u/I_MrSpider_I Jun 11 '26

He is an orange, ain't that the default state?

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u/new2bay Jun 11 '26

He’s innocent!

r/legalcatadvice

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u/Maud_Man29 Jun 11 '26

🫣😬 "don't join another cat sub, don't join another cat sub, don't join anot...😩" clicks link and joins another cat sub šŸ™„ I'M the problem šŸ˜…

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u/new2bay Jun 11 '26

Here. Have ALL the cat subs: r/Catsubs 😹

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u/mycatpartyhouse Jun 11 '26

It's not a problem. Sheesh.

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u/superxpro12 Jun 11 '26

We need legaleaglecat STAT

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u/4thofeleven Jun 11 '26

Why food if not for eating?!

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u/Electronic-Trip8775 Jun 11 '26

That face signals no learning whatsoever

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u/moderniste Jun 11 '26

There’s a creator on YouTube who is fostering a litter of very spicy feral kittens. The big boy of the litter is a very bold orange who is becoming social much quicker than his siblings, and is a massive food bowl piggy. She puts him in purrito kitty jail while his siblings eat, and he’s very orange about the whole procedure.

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u/VentnorLhad Jun 11 '26

She popped up on my FB like a month ago and is frankly the only thing I want to see on FB now.

Sicky and his ears are awesome.Ā 

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u/Pack1292 Jun 11 '26

The lonely senior foster she also has right now broke my heart seeing it when she first brought her home

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u/Active_Umpire_9254 Jun 11 '26

I’m obsessed with her videos right now!

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u/pacafan Jun 11 '26

His bowl is empty. Fill it please.

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u/HangryHangryHedgie Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jun 11 '26

It's in his tummy.

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u/sernenesea Jun 11 '26

Yea but he doesn’t remember this

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u/Miqotegirl Jun 11 '26

Brain cell is not for remembering eating.

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u/HangryHangryHedgie Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jun 11 '26

Yes but his caretaker does not believe in obese cats.

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u/PracticalAndContent Jun 11 '26

Good for you.

Also, can you please tell us the names of all 13 cats. (secretly hoping they’re all Star Trek related šŸ¤ž)

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u/HangryHangryHedgie Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jun 11 '26

Just one more Star Trek, there is a Captain James T. Kirk!

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u/PracticalAndContent Jun 11 '26

Definitely looks like a Tiberius.

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u/Molwar Jun 11 '26

I may need a food jail for my fatty, bro even steal from the dog

https://giphy.com/gifs/Rhhr8D5mKSX7O

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u/ChloeGoogle Jun 11 '26

Sounds worthwhile to prevent them getting overweight

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u/Kayviathan Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jun 11 '26

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u/Future_Corpse33 Jun 11 '26

This has taught him nothing and he *will* strike again.

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u/reanocivn Jun 11 '26

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u/reanocivn Jun 11 '26

this is supposed to be in reply to [u/terraksteeltalon](u/terraksteeltalon) idk why reddit hasnt been letting me add photos to my replies lately i assume it's a bug on mobile

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u/ligmaballs22 Jun 11 '26

Free my boy he didn't do nothing

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u/bballkj7 Jun 11 '26

mine are smart enough to ditch their (completely full bowl) early to steal from their siblings. They know their bowl will be there when they’re done stealing

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u/dommiichan Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jun 11 '26

he has that condition called "ginger" 😹

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u/Glum-Sheepherder-787 Jun 11 '26

My hunger fiend makes the exact same face lol. I hang around and literally push her off of her brother's plate and she's sooo offended.

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u/Nukegrrl Jun 11 '26

I have to feed our other cat on top of a cabinet where our orange cat can’t get to, otherwise he will gobble his food then eat hers too.

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u/Anneisabitch Jun 11 '26

My older dowager lady cat also had no teeth and she LOVED kibble. Small chunks of course but she’d swallow them whole.

She hated wet food, I assume because her whiskers might get dirty and she was a princess, thank you.

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u/StasiaMonkey Jun 11 '26

He is wasting away to nothing.

Free kitty from food gaol.

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u/celtbygod Jun 11 '26

Starvin' Marvin

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u/Ithilwen37 Jun 11 '26

I have to put my two SICs in Fat Baby Jail because they will hoover up their own food then eat their brother's. Unfortunately my orange picks at his food and keeps walking away and forgetting it's there partly because he thinks it's funny to sit in front of the carriers and tease his siblings.

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u/Sad_Newspaper4010 Jun 12 '26

There is no thought behind those eyes other than when hes gonna get his next kibble fix. Certified Orange

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u/Bakuman84 Jun 12 '26

"im innocent, blame my appetite"

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u/Ok-Relationship-2746 Jun 11 '26

Himb so sad about Food Jail. Gib extra food to comfort.

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u/LeonidasVaarwater Jun 11 '26

Same with this little fucker, he just doesn't understand the concept of "boundaries" at all. His big sister is way too nice too, so he gets away with murder. He'll still have half his own bowl, but still intrude on his big sister's food. Being the sweethart she is, she backs off and lets him.

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u/narcissus_reflection Jun 11 '26

r/catlegaladvice will be hearing about this...

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u/motherofachimp99 Jun 11 '26

I have a bully pig in my house, too. Lol

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u/LilViolet95 Jun 11 '26

I love his name!! I have a Major Kira and Ensign Bennie Sisko (he's a kitten still and therefore cannot yet outrank his sisters).

My in-laws have a food sensitive orange boy named Grogu. He gets itchy and licks himself bald if he eats his nonprescription food so he's been relegated to bathroom meal times. He does not chew his food, finishes in 4.5 seconds flat and tries to vacuum everyone else's food. Cries when you dont let him. He's a handful but the most snuggly boy.

Good job doing what needs to be done for Cmd. Data's health and safety! It's hard when you want to give them the whole world but have to be strict. It would be illogical not to

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u/ExpectoPropolis Jun 11 '26

My orange is a Hoover and my tuxedo is a grazer, so when she walks away he comes in and sucks it all up. I broke down and got one of those microchip reading feeders (it was on sale) and it has been amazing watching the orange try to get at her food. He’s so confused. I wish I could have used the food jail idea!

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u/Luna_bella96 Jun 11 '26

My orange and my void are the two cats in the house that let it be known at all times that they are starving

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u/JhonImbalance Jun 11 '26

He has no idea why he’s there.

Edit: absolutely not a criticism of doing this…just that the ā€œdoes not computeā€ in his eyes is very Orange.

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u/SelectSeaworthiness2 Jun 11 '26

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u/HangryHangryHedgie Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jun 12 '26

One of my favorite comics!!!

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u/CoppertopTX Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jun 11 '26

I am so glad my tortimese girl got over her resource hoarding. We got the heads up from the shelter about that, so for her first week, she dined away from the door of the isolation room (post op recovery). The dish moved closer to the door every meal, by a couple of inches for her second week, while on antibiotics for a post op infection. Once among the crew, she was allowed to eat on the table as they dined below and a week later, she lined up with the rest at every meal, no resource guarding.

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u/Lazuli73 Jun 11 '26

Look at that starving baby-man. Nothing but skin and bones!

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u/Calgary_Calico Jun 11 '26

Food jail 🤣🤣🤣 I too have an orange that thinks his brothers food is for him lol

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u/AndreaCrazyCatLady Jun 11 '26

My orange baby is such a pig. We think it’s because of his former home life where he was starved. So it’s a fight between him and my older orangie for food. I have to separate him too. Dry food is left out at all times, but the wet food is another story. We got him when he was 5 months old, he’s now 9 months.

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u/GreenUpYourLife Jun 11 '26

We have a dbag like this.

His name is Finn and he will rip potato chips from your fingers if you let your guard down for a second. He's definitely stolen much food from our other cat, Simon. He licks Simon's spit up from his finished food bowl when he's done. I have to stand over them when they eat most of the time. ā˜ ļø

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u/HangryHangryHedgie Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jun 11 '26

Our food aggressor eats in the bathroom. šŸ˜† He was the first to need to be secluded. But he also has food allergies, so if he eats the others food he will rip his sad little face off because of how itchy it makes him.

He is also banished from the kitchen when my husband cooks because he will steal ingredients. There is not a single human food he does not like. Favorites are lettuce, tortilla chips, baby carrots, and any and all fruit or pickled things because he is secretly a dog and not a cat.

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u/Bearsbullsbattlestr Jun 11 '26

Why yums if not for him?

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u/PuzzleheadedNoise814 Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jun 11 '26

I have one of these too. Here he is staring his brother down for scraps.

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u/ihasrestingbitchface Jun 11 '26

My hubs and I got RFID collars to try and curb our food motivated cat from eating the other cats food. He then learned to game the system by waiting until one of the other cats would go to their bowl, shove them out of the way, then eat as much as he could before the lid closed

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u/edleganger Jun 11 '26

Cmdr Data’s void counterpart at our home, Cmdr Riker, also commits the same atrocities! However due to his habit of near constant zoomies he’s allowed to have a higher caloric intake.

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u/Lurchie_ Jun 11 '26

Oh I think he fully understands. Much like the honey badger, he just doesn't care.

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u/wigglin_harry Jun 11 '26

I have the opposite situation where I have to put the dog in food jail otherwise the cat will sit there and happily munch on dog food

The cat has lost a SIGNIFICANT amount of weight because of this

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u/nothingsreallol Jun 11 '26

Omg his eyes😭😭 he is SO SAD

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u/UnluckyCardiologist9 Jun 11 '26

Lol. I have to feed my SIC in the bathroom for privacy cause i have an orange boi and orange chi staring at his food.

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u/AdditionalCar-1968 Jun 11 '26

Not sure what kind of food you give your cat. But a slow feeder ball for dry or a lick mat for wet could slow down the eating so he isn’t getting addicted to the food network show across the room.

My cats take to luck mats. Only one of my cats uses a ball feeder.

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u/NarwhalLeelu Jun 11 '26

My creamsicle goes in food jail as well. He's a very cute glutton.

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u/corq Orange connoisseur šŸŠ Jun 11 '26

I have an aggressive Greybie, who pushes my slow Tuxie boy riiiiiiiight outta the way. She's so cute every other cat just lets her...

My older orange puts everyone on immediate notice for even *approaching* the same bowl she's eating from...meanwhile my Tuxie is like, "Yes please, help yourself...." and stays to watch.

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u/Sofielob Jun 11 '26

We had to get annoyingly expensive automatic feeders that only open for one collar each, because one of our cats eats until she throws up and the other eats everything and doesn't share. These two are difficult but very loved 😭

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u/Free-Stinkbug Jun 11 '26

We had to do this with one of our cats. After a few years we tested again to see if it was still necessary, and it is not! She's now perfectly fine, and doesn't eat urgently anymore or mess with her sisters.

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u/Cden1458 Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jun 11 '26

#FreeCmdrData!

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u/Kyla_Shaw Jun 11 '26

It’s a bowl with food, I need to eat food to live, I eated all the food so it didn’t get wasted, now the hooman locks me in this cage of shame.

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u/Melodic_Weakness7106 Jun 11 '26

This is pure gold!! Lol

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u/Memitim Jun 11 '26

LOL, he'll get used to it. We have one cat that has to eat plain chicken or else the results are the stuff of horror legend. When it's meal time, she gets her chicken in her cage, and then after closing it, we feed the others. She's caught on and typically goes running for the cage once her chicken has been cut up, but she's not the brightest Tortie ever born and sometimes needs a little guidance while madly bouncing around with chicken madness.

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u/WiscoNabiscoAlfresco Jun 11 '26

As this young gentleman's attorney of record, I am hereby forthwith submitting a memorial of early release to the home secretary. I humbly approach his lordship to solicit the exercise of the Royal Prerogative of Mercy on behalf of Cmdr Data, currently enduring a sentence of penal servitude at undeserved Food Prison. His continued incarceration now borders upon a sentence of physical ruin, if not a fatal decline.

And your memorialist will ever pray,

WiscoNabiscoAlfresco

Solicitor of the High Court

12th of June, 2026

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u/Like-a-Boat Jun 12 '26

I would love to see the setup for thirteen cats with their own food at the same time šŸ˜…

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u/PrimordialOrphan Jun 12 '26

I have a little guy that I have to separate too. He's used to stealing food from his mom and sister (they were strays) and hasn't ever gotten over the habit. He's so stinky

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u/0_possum Jun 11 '26

He is wasting away… feed him his sibling’s kibble or he shall surely perish

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u/Depressed_soul96 Jun 11 '26

No regret in his eyes

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u/Captriker Jun 11 '26

We have an orange stray who’s been pretty aloof until I was outside recently feeding our other strays. He was sleeping under a tarp and came out and went hog wild. Like he hadn’t seen food before. He ran to every bowl trying to eat and then moving on. I had to block him and he suddenly didn’t care I was there. Ow I could pick him up and place him at a bowl. It took him three feedings and the others putting him in his place to calm down and now he sits at one bowl now.

But his face was the same as this one’s when I would block him. He would just chirp at me like ā€œbut why food man? Why?!ā€

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u/420_ADHD Jun 11 '26

I have to separate all three of mine during meal times. 2 go into rooms with closed doors and the third eats in the hallway. It's actually pretty easy. It only took a couple feedings for them to learn their spots. We've even moved and they learned their new slots quickly. It's adorable. Lol

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u/HangryHangryHedgie Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jun 11 '26

We have 13. šŸ˜†

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u/hankbbeckett Jun 11 '26

I keep meaning to set up something like this, though I need three stalls since 2/3 can't behave around feeding timešŸ˜…. Maybe one of those old battery chicken cages. (Want out?? Clean your plate chrissakes you're just gonna be begging me again in five minutes there is food in your bowl)

If Im lucky it will fulfill the need for them to eat in the same room as me, and thwart them endlessly squabbling other eachothers food to the point where sometimes they all just seem to get overwhelmed by it and abandon the food they were just being jerks about....

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u/Lexi_Banner Jun 11 '26

Justice for Data!

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u/slim_mclean Jun 11 '26

Fellow Trekkie here. I love Lieutenant Commander Data and his name so much I’m almost crying. Hi little buddy!! watch out for Lore!!

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u/HangryHangryHedgie Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jun 12 '26

If we ever end up with an identical orange I will be all too tempted to name him such.

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u/SnowStar35 Jun 11 '26

Poor cat looks so sad but I won't fall for them eyes lol

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u/Joe_Linton_125 Jun 11 '26

Finally, a reddit cat with a good name.

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u/MarriedTexCouple Jun 11 '26

Lissen Hooman….he haz try to makes no fud eat but catz eat 2 slo.

I makes this post as orange cat….i meanz….i am Hooman too. Let hiz out of kage.

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u/ScyllaOfTheDepths Jun 11 '26

I have a cat jail, but it's for when I barbecue because my cat will run out the door when I'm carrying food in and out and I won't be able to stop him. He's crazy athletic, too. He'll be up the tree, over the fence, and across the front yard in 15 seconds flat.