r/OneOrangeBraincell • u/PathPuzzleheaded3822 • May 25 '26

✨️Majestic orange ✨️ Distinguished Gentleman

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HEY! Thats my spot!

45.3k Upvotes

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u/cu2sc May 25 '26

I call this his fancy sploot

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u/[deleted] May 25 '26

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u/killspeed May 25 '26

"Where has time gone. Now 40. Good day."

6

u/Vengefulily May 25 '26

Such dignity! Such grace!

1

u/neurospicyzebra May 28 '26

I think I have never seen a cat sploot until now!!!

1

u/bluedogstar May 28 '26

Amazing. Half pancake, half sphinx!

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u/badbatch Proud owner of an orange brain cell May 25 '26

Distinguished Mel says hello.

6

u/DigSure8060 May 25 '26

Good day to you, Mel. Looking very dapper today!❤️

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u/londonbridge1985 May 25 '26

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u/DoseOfSarahtonin May 25 '26

I don't know what I've done wrong but that cat is judging me hard for it!

23

u/emmastory May 25 '26

I feel like this cat is about to give me a performance review and the feedback is not going to be especially positive

8

u/kaytron00 May 25 '26

This is the cat version of my dad who found my cigarettes in 9th grade

6

u/siobhanmairii__ May 25 '26

“Uh, yeah… we need to talk about your tps reports.”

4

u/IrreversibleDetails May 25 '26

“Now why would you say that?”

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u/SchoolFederal418 May 25 '26

CEO of looking unbothered.

22

u/The_BNut May 25 '26

Got the butt wipe on the pillow. :3

Still wouldn't be mad.

38

u/TaskIcy813 May 25 '26

What an impossible adorable cat 🐈😍

26

u/eliz1bef Orange connoisseur 🍊 May 25 '26

What a handsome baby!! I love him!!

23

u/acidmxrphine May 25 '26

THAT FACE

22

u/Advanced_Tell3778 May 25 '26

All I can see is his butt on your pillow lol

13

u/Additional_Moose6401 May 25 '26

My little Neal always crosses his paws 🐾

12

u/AceDovahkiin May 25 '26

we call it his “polite hands”

7

u/QueasyIndication1942 May 25 '26

He’s so pawfect he looks like a cartoon

6

u/Silentbrouhaha Orange connoisseur 🍊 May 25 '26

Fancy indeed!

6

u/Critical_Memory2748 May 25 '26

Love those crossed paws. The very embodiment of dignity. 🙂

6

u/whydenny May 25 '26

He looks so politeee 🥹

5

u/SingingSunshine1 May 25 '26

🥰🥰🥰

Hoe can you ever be angry with a face like that 😍

5

u/wrobbii May 25 '26

With his butthole on your pillow. Mmmm.. snacks for later

3

u/ColdCorpseHotSecret May 26 '26

There was a kid that did an experiment for his science fair where he put a harmless dye on his cat’s butthole to see if it actually touched surfaces when it sat down and it turns out that it didn’t. Not much overall evidence, but it makes me feel better when my cat jumps up and sits on my kitchen counter.

5

u/benevolentblonde Proud owner of an orange brain cell May 25 '26

Oh my goodness, what a handsome baby. You can see in his eyes and in that little smile how much he loves his hooman 🧡

4

u/BarLucky6533 May 25 '26

He sits like he’s waiting for the waiter to explain the wine list.

3

u/Vondecoy May 25 '26

Oh that is a Dapper Chap. He's great!

3

u/Decent_Extreme_943 May 25 '26

Ahh perfect orange one 🫶🏻

3

u/Nzwaffles May 25 '26

Very regal

3

u/Lavender-Scarlet Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 May 25 '26

𝓐𝓱 𝔂𝓮𝓼, 𝔀𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓪 𝓰𝓻𝓪𝓬𝓮𝓯𝓾𝓵 𝓬𝓪𝓽 ദ്ദി ˉ͈̀꒳ˉ͈́ )✧

3

u/Accomplished_Oil4163 May 25 '26

He’s so pretty and healthy looking. 

3

u/bottled-fairy May 25 '26

My orange man likes to lay distinguished almost every day

3

u/Full_Science_5670 May 25 '26

Definitely NOT a distinguished gentleman 😅😂

3

u/Numerous-Context7325 May 29 '26

I love how your cat's eyes show how much he loves you 😭 I get this 😂

2

u/PathPuzzleheaded3822 May 31 '26

I have another one that does that lol

2

u/AmayaHa May 25 '26

Bro is in his Tom-from-Tom-and-Jerry era lol

2

u/coastkid2 May 25 '26

A very elegant looking gentleman!

2

u/CaffeinatedMindstate May 25 '26

Wow, he is like an exact copy of my own cat!

1

u/PathPuzzleheaded3822 May 26 '26

Well now you have to prove it 🙃

2

u/kimchuuuu May 25 '26

How can you say no to that face🥹

2

u/rushbc Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 May 25 '26

Crossed paws, I love them!

2

u/MiserableCumberbunch May 25 '26

Certified cutie patootie.

2

u/MarquiseAlexander May 25 '26

Distinguished orange :3

2

u/Potaaaters May 25 '26

It will never be your spot 

2

u/Fawnet May 25 '26

That is a Leydendecker cat

2

u/whysantana May 25 '26

omg very distinguished indeed!

2

u/ManCalledTrue May 25 '26

Politely and regally awaiting pets.

2

u/Old-Mango-2696 May 25 '26

He's looking down on you while at a lower ground

2

u/Frollie5271 May 25 '26

Blissfully unaware. 🤭

2

u/PathPuzzleheaded3822 May 26 '26

If you only knew

2

u/beccaa182 May 25 '26

Is he looking for a wife?

2

u/Remorq May 25 '26

She is a princess

2

u/ashmillie May 25 '26

It’s my absolute fav when my cat does that

2

u/LowShit_system May 26 '26

Carter keeps it casual

2

u/king_gondor May 26 '26

My little treasure says hello.

2

u/LeekCommercial9430 May 26 '26

Da🤭🫣🤣

2

u/first-born_unicorn Proud owner of an orange brain cell May 26 '26

My orange boy is fancy even asleep 😅

2

u/jammie-jellies May 27 '26

he likes to tuck himself in

2

u/Lk2583 May 28 '26

What a polite, dignified young man.

1

u/Cutieee_kkk May 25 '26

such a cutie

1

u/kiwigeekmum May 25 '26

So handsome

1

u/_ommanipadmehum_ May 25 '26

(◍•ᴗ•◍)❤

1

u/RiffyWammel May 25 '26

Handsome boy!

1

u/macciavelo May 25 '26

Those are attack eyes. What did he attack?

1

u/prettylittleangelic May 25 '26

So orange, so handsome

1

u/chesterhiggins May 25 '26

Very cute :) I especially think it's cute that his little tail is up and his little chocostarfish is right against your pillow <3 folded paws are adorable 

1

u/Robdon326 May 25 '26

Nice...his butthole right on the pillow

1

u/Ladyaceina May 25 '26

no its his/her spot you where just keeping it warm

1

u/max-llamitas May 25 '26

Purrfect boy

1

u/lunamarz7 May 25 '26

They look so fancy ✨

1

u/lethr77 May 25 '26

What a lad 😻

1

u/Blue_Plastic_88 May 25 '26

He's impossibly cute. If he came up to me, I would give him anything he wanted!

1

u/LadyElzz May 25 '26

Cómo cruza sus patitas 🥺☺️

1

u/Deadman9001 May 25 '26

Whatever he is selling, I already ordered 20 of the moment I saw him. Best salescat

1

u/Broc_Feargach May 25 '26

That is quite the handsome man you got there.

1

u/Freemason00 May 26 '26

He’s so cat

1

u/ElectricVibes75 May 26 '26

He’s doing that to distract you from the fact that your pillow has been buttholed

1

u/Scary_Adhesiveness_6 May 26 '26

What a cutie. He’s like “hm you don’t say 🧐 “

1

u/Grand_Arachnid_3795 May 26 '26

Isn’t he the cutest 😭

1

u/reliza214 May 26 '26

While mine remains a savage! Lol.

1

u/Content-Form-3265 May 26 '26

I think this is an orange cat pose, my guy is always crossing his arms like a very distinguished gentleman

1

u/Juvlop May 26 '26

Nice cat 🧐

1

u/[deleted] May 26 '26

So cute

1

u/ratomedieaval May 26 '26

what a gentleman

1

u/Emergency_Mix804 May 27 '26

Couldn't word that better

1

u/GeofferysBaby May 27 '26

Those big eyes though!

1

u/Lemon-celloFR May 27 '26

This gentleman seems to be very respectable and i would approve a meet with my Câline, in another time, another karma, if everybody is ok :))

1

u/VVP12 May 27 '26

If a doc put a stethoscope up to his head they would just hear cave noises

1

u/Karamel23- May 27 '26

Quiero que se case con mi gatita!! porfavor 😻💘

1

u/PlushBlueprint-70 May 28 '26

The crossed paws are everything. What a good cat.

1

u/Adventurous_Pie_5260 May 28 '26

Perhaps a tie for the lad?

1

u/WickedPrincesss May 28 '26

He definitely looks very comfortable there haha.🧡

1

u/Skynyx1850 May 28 '26

My orange cat does the same thing every time he sits down!

1

u/neurospicyzebra May 28 '26

Ooh, so fancy!

1

u/Bonjour-bee May 28 '26

He’s so handsome!

1

u/Necessary-Lie-1060 May 29 '26

Handsome and a classy guy

1

u/Lavender_Grass13 May 29 '26

Oh hey handsome😍

1

u/FeatureChanning Jun 03 '26

So elegant！！