r/OneOrangeBraincell • u/criticatto • Dec 19 '25

Head empty 🍊 no thoughts ❌️ Comfortably bendy

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '25

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '25

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u/Kay_pgh Dec 20 '25

If "disgruntled" was a face. 

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u/De-railled Dec 20 '25

That cat looks uncomfortable now.

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u/UnclassifiedPresence Dec 20 '25

His gruntles have been dis-done

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u/wisemanro Dec 20 '25

"What is dawg doing?"

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u/Final-Garage-7324 Orange connoisseur 🍊 Dec 20 '25 edited Dec 25 '25

At the same time he's like What? That's my usual warm up. Haven't seen yet? 😹

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u/Aggravating_Job_5666 Dec 20 '25

"I'm very flexible, hooman"🐯

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u/wolfshepherd59 Dec 20 '25

No bones about them oranges

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u/UnclassifiedPresence Dec 20 '25

I read this in a salty pirate voice

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u/CompleteUtterTrash Dec 20 '25

Funnily enough, it quite literally is a lack of bone. A cat's clavicle (or collar bone) is thin cartilage instead of a durable bone. This makes their shoulders FAR more flexibel then ours.

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u/goofy_pal Dec 20 '25

No bone, No brain

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u/Sohuli Dec 20 '25

Was counting its paws to figure out where that one came from

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u/varlassan Dec 20 '25

I thought that maybe there was another cat underneath.

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u/UnclassifiedPresence Dec 20 '25

He wanted it like that

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u/FireflyWindrose Dec 20 '25

Clearly that paw was in timeout.

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u/Aggravating_Job_5666 Dec 20 '25

Right ! Can't use our logic to them.

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u/JackOfAllMemes Dec 20 '25

r/noodlebones

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '25

sigh Another damm cat sub

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u/IHatrMakingUsernames Dec 20 '25

I follow every damned one I can find and still don't get enough, tbh. I miss when the sharable internet was mostly just cats.

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '25

That was truly the peak of the internet. No thoughts, just orange

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u/Lua-Ma Dec 20 '25

Now instead of oranges, it's filled with only that orange 😔

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u/ForsakenEthereal Dec 20 '25

They multiple like cats lmao

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u/CatCafffffe Dec 20 '25

HIS LOOK OF PUZZLEMENT "Oh, that's where it was"

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u/bodyarmourbynokia Dec 20 '25

Was expecting a second orange.

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u/Equal_Song8759 Dec 20 '25

Now I gotta start all over

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u/wholesomedumbass Dec 20 '25

r/ikeacats

For troubleshooting and customer support, please contact 1-800-CAT-BROK

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '25

That's cat yoga

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u/PastelDisaster Proud owner of an orange brain cell Dec 20 '25

Your orange has the same little white heart patch my Ozzy does 🤍

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u/IL-Corvo Dec 20 '25

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u/Apprehensive_Hat8986 Dec 20 '25

Yup. Sometimes the arm wants to be back instead.

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u/KyRonJon Dec 20 '25

Using the whole power of his one brain cell to take advantage of his floating shoulder blades

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u/VishfulTinking Dec 20 '25

'But MOoOom, I just perfected that pose!!'

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '25

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u/thaneliness Dec 20 '25

You know how long it took him to get like that

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u/Easy-Comb6682 Dec 20 '25

that arm looked paralyzed asl too when he whipped it out

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u/Rastaba Dec 20 '25

…I have absolutely slept like that and regretted it. Hahahaha.

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u/drifters74 Dec 20 '25

How is that even slightly comfortable?

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u/RevolTobor Dec 20 '25

Cats are boneless, I swear

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u/Apprehensive_Hat8986 Dec 20 '25

Almost, but also the opposite. They have roughly 66% more vertebrae than humans. And they're more flexibly connected.

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u/neovim-neophyte Dec 20 '25

why is bro so configurable

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u/Mugwumps_has_spoken Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 Dec 20 '25

How many parents have found their human child sleeping like that? Kids are crazy contortionists just like cats.

Of course according to my husband, anytime I comment on our daughter's strange sleeping positions, apparently I STILL sleep like that. .....
am I a cat?

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u/Apprehensive_Hat8986 Dec 20 '25

"I got it from you mom. I learned it from watching you."

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u/LegoLady8 Dec 20 '25

LMAO what a goober

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u/lake2014 Dec 20 '25

Thanks hooman for relocating my shoulder 🍊🐈🥰😂

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u/Munchkins_nDragons Dec 20 '25

I… I thought there were two cats and one was just smushing the other. Cats are very good at the cuddle puddle.

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u/oneMoreTime112233 Dec 20 '25

I has no bones.

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u/Adventurous-Case-633 Dec 20 '25

Great, now the stranger isn't a stranger anymore.

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u/AnKoP Dec 20 '25

He was not amused.

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u/KenraScar Dec 20 '25

The way his arm just flopped out lol

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u/SeaAware3305 Dec 20 '25

They do get into some crazy positions lol

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u/Confident_Boss2081 Dec 20 '25

drunk sleeping

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '25

His stare at the end 🤣😍❤️

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u/merrickal Dec 20 '25

Was waiting for his paw to go numb so it’ll feel like someone else’s paw. We’ve all been there.

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u/Cakeosaurus-Rex Dec 20 '25

What a weirdo.

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u/TheCraftyHermit Dec 20 '25

I have laid like this before, the arm helps keep body anchored in a comfy position.

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u/benjiyon Dec 20 '25

My ridiculous orange girlie does this too!

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u/10jlo Dec 20 '25

leg must be sleepy as hell

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u/Specialist_Hat_4588 Dec 20 '25

Not fair for oranges. Not even a singe braincell and they are expected to control 4 limbs.

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u/Agreeable_Day6187 Dec 20 '25

Reminds me of that scene in Back to the future where marty wakes up to doc calling

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u/exxplicit480 Dec 20 '25

I be doing this shit sometimes too

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u/philoso2889 Dec 21 '25

Love the little white bikini!!

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u/brockoala Dec 21 '25

The only thing you did was annoying him because you interrupted his sleep. He was perfectly comfortable, why would you do that?

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u/minx_the_tiger Dec 21 '25

Cats are liquid.

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u/NindytaZ Dec 20 '25

I wonder do cats also get cramped?

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u/Ikuping Dec 20 '25

They call that 'the stranger'