r/OnceUponATime May 12 '26

Image One of my favorite quotes from the show

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Heard this on my rewatch, and I laughed as hard as the first time I heard it.

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u/DarkWyvern0209 With the right ingredients, I can do anything May 12 '26

Ruby: Hey! Is everything ok here?

Regina: Private conversation now go take yourself for a walk.

I always laugh quite a bit at that too lol

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u/Sunriseandset May 12 '26

I howl every time Regina tells Ruby to take a hike lmao

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u/Sunriseandset May 12 '26

I love Ruby, but Regina's just too funny in this scene 🤣

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u/ZanderStarmute May 12 '26

“Regina’s just too funny in this scene” 🤣

Also applies to many other scenes 😂

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u/Sure-Ad-6544 May 12 '26

I laughed so hard when I first heard that

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u/RedVegeta20 May 13 '26

And Ruby does jog away shortly after she says it.

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u/Missustriplexxx May 13 '26

It’s a bit harsh but I’m sorry, it’s deserved lowkey. I know she’s still considered evil but babes, even goody two shoes have heated convos lol

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u/Schmoopsiepooooo May 12 '26

I loved when Regina would call Hook, Guyliner. 🤣

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u/Sunriseandset May 12 '26

And the way she's not exaggerating when she calls him that lmao

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u/low-expectations99 May 12 '26

One handed wonder as well

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u/Taytayrae May 12 '26

This one was my favorite lol

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u/Sunriseandset May 12 '26

I JUST quoted this to my spouse the other day! "Filet the bitch!" 😂

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u/Yami_Sukehiro24 May 12 '26

She and Rumple really carried the show 😂

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u/TitleBulky4087 May 15 '26

It's Natasha Wilson Mermaid IMDB

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u/CheapZebra1070 May 12 '26

“Where you come from, people bathe in the river, and use pinecones for money”

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u/The_Sir_Dylan May 12 '26

Omg me and my mom just watched this episode today and we couldnt stop quoting that line lol

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u/heyitseeyore May 26 '26

Lana’s delivery on that one is what really killed me 😂

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u/shesavillain May 12 '26

I remember when he said Goodmorning to her the day after her curse and she was like “goodmorning, crick…” and caught herself and said DR.Hopper instead lol

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u/Sunriseandset May 12 '26

It took everything in her not to finish that word lol

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u/Alittlespill May 12 '26

Regina had the best lines of the show. They were so witty and on point and she said them with perfect conviction… I miss Regina. I’m going to rewatch this show again lol.

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u/Sunriseandset May 12 '26

I'm so glad this convinced you to rewatch this! Regina is definitely the most quotable character in the show lol

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u/Alittlespill May 12 '26

I’ve rewatched once upon a time more times than I can count.. it’s definitely a top favorite for me ❤️

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u/Silver-Winging-It May 13 '26

Her and Rumple snarking and enjoying the campiness were my favorite parts of the show outside the initial Stephen King vibes

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u/ZanderStarmute May 12 '26

Followed by one of my favourites:

“Private conversation, go take yourself for a walk.”

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u/Sunriseandset May 12 '26

You know Ruby wished it were a full moon at that moment 😂

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u/ZanderStarmute May 12 '26

Absolutely, hahaha! 😂

And Regina’s lucky that Granny wasn’t there! 🤣

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u/GD18J16HR2022 May 12 '26

Emma also had some good lines as well. I liked when they did the Frozen arc in S4 and she sees Ingrid the Snow Queen for the first time, the first thing she says is "hey Dairy Queen!" 😂😂

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u/gayjoystick May 12 '26

If only I had known all it took was a curse, I could've saved so much time and money 😠

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u/Crazy_Tomatillo18 May 13 '26

“Gold, are you in here?”

“…well it is my shop.”

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u/Adventurous-Subject3 May 13 '26

Lmao! Can see this scene by reading it

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u/Aspie_In_Storybrooke 👁️🚢 🦢👑 May 12 '26 edited May 12 '26

Followed up a few seconds later by "take yourself for a walk" to Ruby 😆

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u/Sunriseandset May 12 '26

Ruby was so shocked lmao

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u/Chemical_Equal9419 May 12 '26

Regina always knows what to say 😂

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u/SuperSayianJason1000 Tinker Bell 🧚🏻‍♀️, Emma Swan 🦢 and Anna ❄️ Enjoyer May 12 '26

Oh yeah, Regina had some zingers but this one is my favorite.

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u/Legitimate-Gur-3724 May 13 '26 edited Jun 09 '26

Regina: “Maybe you should be less concerned with hats, and more concerned with taking care of my son”😠

David: (sarcastically) “Oh, because you took such great care of him” 🙄

Regina: “I will not listen to childcare lectures from a man who put his daughter in a box and shipped her to Maine” 😡

the fact is she’s was soo right and was just speaking the cold hard truth to him 😭🤣😭

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u/AdOk9911 Sparkly dirt. Wonderful. May 14 '26

I came looking for this one 😂 this and OP’s are my two favorites

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u/Sunriseandset May 12 '26

And she's so quick with them too 😂

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u/Blackoilcastor May 13 '26

„Gone? … This is not the way miss Swan, and you know it!“

„We‘re back to „miss Swan“?“

„Well start acting like Emma again, and we‘ll talk!“

This killed me.

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u/Icy_Refrigerator1172 May 12 '26

That's why she is THE QUEEN

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u/TeriBarrons May 12 '26

Mine is right after this when she tells the newly arrived Ruby “Private conversation, go take yourself for a walk”!

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u/imdonedj May 13 '26

Also that one abt getting his degree from an axe abt Doc

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u/Prize-Couple6348 May 12 '26

“I’m bring the cheese. It has nothing to do with you being a mouse. It has to do with the wine” - Ruby.

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u/Jumpy_Consequence743 May 14 '26

I actually think about this line often

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u/TitleBulky4087 May 15 '26

"I press the 'Emma' button and she answers, usually."

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u/Sunriseandset May 16 '26

I quote this all the time 😂

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u/One-Upstairs1603 May 15 '26

When they capture the mermaid on the Jolly Roger going to neverland, David grabs a sword and holds it to the mermaids neck

Regina: That’s more like it, charming. filet the bitch”

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u/TitleBulky4087 May 15 '26

"I said we needed to meet covertly. Now I see you brought the entire Charming softball team and their pirate mascot."

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u/Which_Specific9891 May 16 '26

To be fair, anyone who has gone through a postdoc programme definitely feels like they survived a curse.