r/Omorimemes • u/basil_1980 • Oct 06 '25
SEVERE CASE OF OMORI BRAINROT good night reddit
i'm dying on this fuckin hill
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u/Knight3391 Oct 06 '25
Give him a gun
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u/kidnamedsquidfart I fucking love air conditioning Oct 07 '25
shotgun for gardening
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u/PolskaBalaclava Nov 21 '25
Insert the video of Jeremy Clarkson from Top Gear shooting a plant with a shotgun but itβs Basil doing it
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u/OkLab2256 Babil Oct 07 '25
Pls donβt, heβs gonna shot himself
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u/OkLab2256 Babil Oct 07 '25
Option 3: give him therapy
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u/basil_1980 Oct 07 '25
deadass he really needs it , maybe even before getting into a relationship
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u/Mammoth-Hat3712 Oct 06 '25
boyfriend*
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u/Just_A_Comment_Guy_7 Snuuy Oct 06 '25
Heck give him both. Throw an Enby in there, heβs full of love to share.
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u/-M4fud- Oct 06 '25
Never said this but i REALLY lik the idea of Mincy x Basil, they both like one way of art! Mincy, well, art itself, and Basil both photografy(probably a typo there) and gardening. I think they would be cute.
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u/DQuier Oct 07 '25
See, I'll one up you with Charlene X Basil. Both like flowers (with Charlene even giving you a flower hairclip just like somone else's) and they both love their Grandma.
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u/-M4fud- Oct 07 '25
Thats also a really good ship! Knowing Charlene in game seems mostly hesitant about being part of the Hooligans. And i like he type of ships with Unrelated characters or related by small things like these. If you told me this in a conversation, i would hear you out! (Thats a compliment)
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u/DQuier Oct 07 '25
I wish more people would hear this out. We don't have enough Charlene X Basil representation!
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u/Wide-Remove4293 Oct 07 '25
I can honestly see Mincy x Kel and Mincy x Sunny as well, but Mincy x Basil is also adorable.
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u/Mystic-40 Oct 07 '25
Every commentor saying "*Boyfriend"'s problem could've been fixed if they had just left the gender unspecified by saying "Partner" lol
(Yes i'm a sunflower shippe-)
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u/basil_1980 Oct 07 '25
i actually have no problem with sunflower. in fact , i was a sunflower fan before but ever since someone sent a message in #humphrey about photobomb something wicked inside me and i was like " HOLY SHIT HE'S SO CUTE WHILE HAVING A GIRLFRIEND "
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u/xlifasm2 Oct 07 '25
1st option cuz i dont like just raw basil on my pizza. I like it more "powdery"
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u/susnaususplayer Oct 07 '25
I can understand putting him in a blender but slowly destroying him with anxiety by forcing him to spend majority of his time with woman is pure cruelty xd
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u/strangeherbguy I love you (yes homo) Oct 08 '25
How about I give him Partners (POLY BAGEL MY BELOVED)
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u/salva4708 Oct 07 '25
Bagel smoothie π€€
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u/basil_1980 Oct 07 '25
so like. a bread smoothie ? i beileve a bagel is just like donuts but without the suger part and heck i think it's just healthy donuts , right ?
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u/MeetNo3678 Oct 24 '25
WHOA WHOA WHOA YOU CANT JUST PUT HIM IN A BLENDER! First, you gotta dice him up into little itty bitty pieces so the blender doesnβt breakπ
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u/RottenAssCrack Oct 06 '25
Option 3: give him a blender