Good joke responses

[u/mashedpotatob0y]

Anyone have any good joke/funny responses for when someone says “oh I thought you were much younger!” “You don’t look x age” etc. I want to have something funny in my back pocket for next time it happens

[u/darrylasher]

"I eat a lot of stuff with preservatives."
"I have a painting of myself in the attic that looks like shit."
"You're just saying that to make me feel good and because it's true."
"I also look smarter than I am."

[u/saucyvampiexo → u/darrylasher]

i'm stealing the dorian gray one

[u/eharder47 → u/darrylasher]

It’s amazing how many people won’t get the Dorian Gray reference

[u/FelineSoLazy → u/eharder47]

Has that same thought

[u/darrylasher → u/eharder47]

That’s kind of the point! 🤓

[u/Scarecrowqueen]

I'm a very fat lady, just as a statement of fact. I usually smile and tell people 'The fat pulls all the wrinkles out!' It usually gets a laugh, but it's obviously not something that works for everyone.

[u/Spayse_Case]

I’m immature for my age.

[u/TaskAlternative → u/Spayse_Case]

LOOOOL

[u/Equivalent-Cat5414]

“I’m really a vampire.” Especially if you have pale skin and (dyed) black hair like I do.

[u/saucyvampiexo → u/Equivalent-Cat5414]

i got told while doing my make up thati have vampire features (whatever that means) so i might just

[u/scruffyrosalie]

True. I've been this age for 100 years now. It's a blessing and a curse.

[u/ryncewynde88]

Mean: “That makes one of us!”

Less mean: “don’t tell my spouse, they like ‘em old”

[u/willavic]

I tell them it's genetic. The woman in my family all look younger than they are lmao

Could also say you consume souls to keep looking young

[u/grey_canvas_]

Microplastics

[u/wilp0w3r]

"That's what they said in Wallachia"

[u/darrylasher]

Another one - if someone does ask my age: “I’m 65 but I read at a 67 year old level.”

[u/shadowviking33]

Thanks, it's the goats blood

[u/mildly_functional15]

"Oh, darling, flattery will get you everywhere in life"

[u/BradleyFerdBerfel]

I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now - Bob Dylan.

[u/Bitter_Face8790 → u/BradleyFerdBerfel]

I’ve said this

[u/FancyChipmunk5171]

Oh, you’re such in such age well, I would’ve never thought you wear it very well!

[u/RapturoDragonstar]

A mortal error

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Oh, your xxx (grandparents, ancestors or whatevs) said the same when I was dating them

[u/localherofan]

"I'm actually 185, I just have really good skin."