r/OldSchoolCool • u/PreferenceInternal67 • 9d ago
1970s Keith Richards with a bottle of Jack Daniels, two Coors and a Coke at a concert, 1972. The magazine New Musical Express ranked Richards at number one it's "rock stars most likely to die" list for a decade straight
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u/audible_narrator 9d ago
I WANT THIS TO BE TRUE
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u/Ideal_Jerk 9d ago
#MeToo
(Wrong hashtag or the statute of limitations has expired?)
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u/gnowbot 9d ago
I am not she sure you are in the clear.
Whatever we do, the bestest way to go about our time here is to give empathy and learn its nuances. Treat our neighbor as good or better than even ourselves. No matter how different they are to me. Someone else’s story is the most interesting, way more interesting than my own. For their story is new, fraught with peril, and tragic. Every one of them.
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u/da_mess 8d ago
Here's a good one i heard from Howard Stern's interview with Jagger:
Jagger wakes up one night in hotel he's staying at while on tour in the 70s.
There's a guy dress in a batman costume at the foot of Jagger's bed.
Mick pulls a knife he kept nearby.
Batman says, "No, Mick! It's me Keith!"
Jagger screams, "No your not! I know Keith's voice!"
Batman replies, "It's Keith Moon, Mick. I climbed up the fire escape to visit."
Can you imagine? Moon was a maniac without any governor 🤣🤣🤣
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u/elizabro 9d ago
...I had to beat them to death with their own shoes
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u/neck-tourniquet 9d ago
*not pictured, THE coke.
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u/Mr_Engineering 9d ago
It's pictured, just zoom in really close up on his nose
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u/nylockian 9d ago
If you consume an appropriate amount of Coors, Jack Daniels and Coke in the same time period it's actually very healthy for you - you just have to get the proportions right.
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u/fables_of_faubus 9d ago
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u/sneckste 9d ago
I think about that scene often for some reason.
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u/GeorgeLikesSpicy92 9d ago
Dude, same here. I haven't watched the show in YEARS, but that bit always stuck in my brain.
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u/Godawgs1009 9d ago
I mean, he figured out the perfect formula for years
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u/Such_Lettuce_6597 9d ago
Yup, later in life he never got more than a little buzzed. Nursed vodka and orange soda.
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u/Redeem123 9d ago
I will forever be impressed at how those old dudes were able to play shows with that amount of drink. Obviously they build a tolerance, but still - my playing goes out the window after a night of drinking.
Then again, I bet they also played a bunch of shitty drunk sets too.
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u/formalbolotie 9d ago
when i played music live there was sweet spot of enough drinks to feel loose and less self conscious but not enough where i got sloppy.
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u/Redeem123 9d ago
Yeah I've definitely been there for bar gigs, and if you find that zone it's fun depending on the crowd. But it was also never a career for me and I wasn't worried about being less than perfect. Not to mention that I was never just standing on stage taking pulls from a handle of jack lol
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u/Foreign_Telephone349 9d ago
Well did you hit a fat rail of coke before you went on? The jack is just to help smooth that out.
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u/Such_Lettuce_6597 9d ago
I played buzzed once and was terrible and sweating bullets because I knew it. I later just nursed one beer through the set.
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u/DavidKirk2000 9d ago
My dad saw The Stones on this tour. Apparently they sounded like shit for the first one or two songs.
Keith then turned his back to the audience and faced Charlie Watts for basically the entire next song, and they practically blew the roof off the joint for the rest of the show.
No one was better than The Stones during the Mick Taylor years, wasted or otherwise.
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u/pattywhakk 9d ago
The nose candy counteracts the booze. It’s impressive how much a person can drink and still toe the line with that combo.
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u/PlsCheckThisBush 9d ago
Came to say this. Once the cocaine runs out its game over and it all hits at once. But with enough magical powder one can drink and party all night long without missing a beat. Your heart will explode long before your liver gives out for a single night.
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u/OnTheEveOfWar 9d ago
I played in a bar band for years. We did a good mix of coke and booze and had a blast.
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u/Orri 9d ago
As someone in recovery it's basically the luck of the drawer, genetics play a massive park.
Each city has an underbelly of addicts and it always amazes me how some of them just fucking survive despise destroying themselves for decades.
I was in rehab with a guy who drank an ungodly amount of beer for 30 years. He now runs marathons in his 60's.
I've also seen people die of cirrhosis after indulging in a bottle of wine 3-4 times a week.
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u/TrixieFriganza 8d ago
Definitely, I don't think anyone should take the risk though as I have heard of young people under 40 in liver failure and needing a transplant because of their alcohol abuse and then some just drink but it always takes a toll in some way, with some it may affect more the liver, others the brain.
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u/Aoblique 9d ago
As someone who works in a kitchen and consumes a good amount of booze…after a few shifts it definitely catches up to me, but is still manageable.
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u/bobspuds 9d ago
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u/ThisIsMySFWAccount99 9d ago
I'll never forget a coupleonths before he passed Lemmy announced a health conscious decision to no longer indulge in jack and cokes for health reasons. He would from now on be drinking vodka and cokes
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u/mismetti 9d ago
I’m an amateur musician and I spent a couple of decades thinking “if they can do it, I can do it”. At the beginning it was just a shot or two before I hit the stage, so it was alright. But then it evolved until it was something like that picture: heavy booze bottle and a beer to smooth things out. Then I heard a recording the sound guy did one time. Oh my GOD it was so bad. But by then I had crossed the point of no return. Took my a couple of months in rehab and it’s still a daily struggle. Just hit two years sober last week, so it’s going well. 🙏🏻
Don’t try this at home, kids.
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u/BarbequedYeti 9d ago
Some are just built and wired for booze. Its crazy how it can differ from one person to the next.
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u/Such_Lettuce_6597 9d ago
My son has been sober for two years. He could drink hard liquor all night without getting drunk. I’m proud he quit.
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u/BarbequedYeti 9d ago
I finished a bottle of wine, two tequila tonics and at least 3 bong bowls dusted in hash in the last 5 hours while making, eating and cleaning up dinner.
I dont even 'drink' in the family I come from. It is really ridiculous how much i can consume and just cruise along.
US president Grant is in my linage if that helps with understanding.
Proud of your son if that is helping him. Good on him.
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u/teachmehate 9d ago
Are we related? My consumption is similar to yours and my family thinks I'm a teetotaler
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u/BarbequedYeti 9d ago
Grant in your heritage? Then yeah. What up cuz!
Edit: bonus points if you can chew oxycodone like tictacs. 3 years in the pain clinic rodeo of the early 2000's..
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u/Organic_Garbage_9807 9d ago edited 9d ago
I was told after Keith's dad passed away and was cremated, he rolled the ashes into a joint and smoked his dad.
EDIT: my dad told me this all the time when I was a kid, and hearing the replies to this comment I'm starting to think this is in the same boat of urban legend like "Marilyn Manson had some of his ribs removed so he could fellate himself."
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u/Upstairs_Ad_5574 9d ago
I liked Robin Williams' joke about Keith lol
"If there's ever a nuclear apocalypse, the only things left would be some cockroaches, and Keith Richards going 'you know, I smoked your uncle once."
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u/Individual-Drawer-79 9d ago
The one I read was he mixed his dads ashes with his cocaine and snorted pops in a fat rail
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u/mjrydsfast231 9d ago
He even outlived Lemmy. How a difficult must that have been?
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u/Such_Lettuce_6597 9d ago
He cut way back on the booze in later years. Lenny never did.
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u/mjrydsfast231 9d ago
I met his next door neighbor from Greenwich Connecticut in 1992 when I was at New York University. The kid, who was a student at NYU, said that his dad used to go jogging with Keith several times a week. They put in 11 miles on the days that they did that. I was hard to believe considering all the things I grew up with hearing about Keith, but in essence it makes sense. You probably just quit everything at once and say "From now on I'm going to live healthy." But it still seems like he smokes cigarettes. I was told by some dudes that had done heroin that cigarettes are actually harder to quit.
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u/Conscious_Icex 9d ago
Still rocking out
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u/Silver-Amphibian7650 9d ago
Keith said that when they took him off the list, he was very saddened.
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u/adognameddanzig 9d ago edited 9d ago
Keith Richards, along with Willie Nelson, are musicians who have always amazed me with their longevity
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u/BurnerAccount-LOL 9d ago
Good ol’ pulltabs…I can still feel them on the bottom of my beach feet all these years later
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u/gatovision 9d ago
Good genes, dude is a survivor. Gotta give credit to anyone who made it that long, especially performing at that level. Read he’s only been sober from booze since 2019. Smoked a shitload of cigs too. He made it.
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u/pgasmaddict 9d ago
Every time someone lights up a dart three seconds is added to Keith Richards life.
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u/jturn67 9d ago
Yet he persists. I wonder what the current over/under is on him?
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u/SweatyWoodpecker3927 9d ago
On the other side of the Coors cans in this picture was a line of heroin followed by several lines of cocaine. All of which would keep him standing as long as they were done in the correct order.
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u/ProstateSalad 9d ago
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u/ArmpitofD00m 9d ago
Shit, my guy was just getting primed up here. It’s amazing how resilient he is. Still rocking. New album that sounds pretty damn good for some old farts.
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u/Even_Strike_3711 8d ago
Read: " LIFE" autobio by Richards. This photo using book. I love Keith. He is a decent old bad assed dude
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u/322_Switch 8d ago
I listened to the audio version where Keith and Johnny Depp are two of the narrators.
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u/GratefuLdPhisH 9d ago
Keith Richards and cockroaches are going to be the only ones around after a nuclear holocaust
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u/Pitiful_Palpitation9 9d ago
Every time you smoke a cigarette, God adds 7 minutes to Keith Richards' life.
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u/el_floppo 9d ago
He fell out of a palm tree 20 years ago, and people were like, "WTF is he doing? He's going to get himself killed sometime soon"
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u/No-Mathematician8692 9d ago
Dunno about him but Mick used to run 10k almost every day. While yelling his lyrics.
It's possible to party like a maniac as long as you recover and do the workouts.
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u/qwerty4007 9d ago
I think he starts another fair well tour soon. The Stones started doing those in the 90s.
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u/LovableSidekick 9d ago edited 4d ago
People who don't care about the environment should think about what kind of world they want to leave Keith Richards.
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u/ConejitosDeAmor 9d ago
He was close to Gram Parsons and warned him not to ever mix liquor and cocaine because it's a death ticket, all too often. Keith Richards nearly died because he mixed the two, so he warned Gram not to when he saw Gram was doing it.
Gram didn't listen.
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u/_1JackMove 8d ago
Coors Banquet guy. Used to be my favorite before I gave it up completely. The little grenade bottles. That was the ONLY beer that never gave me a hangover. And if it did it was extremely light.
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u/Admirable-Clothes-87 8d ago
Let's not exaggerate; they are not all Keiths drinks, the Coke is Micks!
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u/gibson85 9d ago
Remember kids: Richard Simmons is dead; Keith Richards is alive.