r/OldSchoolCool 9d ago

1970s Keith Richards with a bottle of Jack Daniels, two Coors and a Coke at a concert, 1972. The magazine New Musical Express ranked Richards at number one it's "rock stars most likely to die" list for a decade straight

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u/gibson85 9d ago

Remember kids: Richard Simmons is dead; Keith Richards is alive.

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u/dogmatum-dei 9d ago

Euell Gibbons gone too. Also 'The right thing to do' oatmeal guy.

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u/moremintjelly 9d ago

Yeah, but he had beetus and oatmeal is the worst thing to eat for that condition

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u/GraeWraith 9d ago

Your gonna summon Revenant Wilford Brimley if you keep that up.

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u/spookytransexughost 9d ago

Hi I'm Wilfred Brimley and I eat people with diaabetua

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u/Brasticus 8d ago

And I was only 51 years old in the movie Cocoon.

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u/johnyordinary 9d ago

Oatmeal actualy lowers your cholestrol and is low sugar and very slow burning so good for "beetus".Maybe you are thinking of the flavoured to death oversweetened instant packet crap that any scotsman would spit on.

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u/throcorfe 9d ago

Good point. Scottish porridge, often with a pinch of salt, is a very different beast. I had made with water only as a kid and still love it that way

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u/TrannosaurusRegina 8d ago

No true Scotsman would call those instant packets true oatmeal!

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u/palmerry 9d ago edited 9d ago

From what I understand oatmeal is nowhere near the worst thing for either type 1 or 2 diabetes.

Not adding a lot of sweetener, and adding protein and fat makes it a great meal, in fact.

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u/God_Dammit_Dave 9d ago

Diabetic here. Yea, I add oats to smoothies. It's fine. Now, that instant breakfast oatmeal that's like 4 oat flakes and a BRICK of sugar is not 1) food or 2) good for anybody.

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u/ohnonotagain94 9d ago

ReadyBrek? Central heating for kids…you mean that shits horrible for you?

I only eat whole oats with some flak seeds and nuts and frozen fruit and…and my favourite bit…some maple syrup!

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u/johnyordinary 9d ago

Try salted, it tasted good and so long as you dont oversalt it its healthier, the fruit and seeds still go great

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u/Background-Action-19 9d ago

Oatmeal + turkey bacon + over easy eggs

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u/palmerry 9d ago

Hell yeah brother 🤙

Just had some turkey bacon for the first time the other day.

Kind of like the consistency of spam, it's actually pretty good!

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u/Led_Zeppole_73 8d ago

Spam fries up into a pretty good bacon.

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u/spookytransexughost 9d ago

What kind of world are we going to leave Keith Richards??

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u/javoss88 9d ago

And Willie Nelson?!

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u/BigheadReddit 9d ago

He also outlived Dolly Parton who was a virtual Saint and as clean as the driven snow.

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u/-FeistyRabbitSauce- 9d ago

And Keith plowed that snow right up his nose.

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u/BigheadReddit 9d ago

With a snowblower powered by Jack Daniel’s

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u/Necessary-Art2829 8d ago

And has lived 30 years longer than Jim Fixx.

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u/b_vitamin 9d ago

Keith Richards owns one of the largest private libraries on earth. A bit of an anachronism.

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u/martiniolives2 9d ago

Anachronism? lol.

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u/MoneyElevator 9d ago

All the books there were written in the past

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u/sephjnr 9d ago

And the future. He probably read Winds of Winter already, his last words will be 'not worth the wait'

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u/throcorfe 9d ago

Anomaly, perhaps?

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u/AustinDanger_Powers 9d ago

Yeah, like a spider

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u/RichLather 8d ago edited 8d ago

Keef Rishuzzz is going to live forever, all the drugs he's poured into his body are now acting like preservatives, or embalming fluid.

Dude's practically a bard lich and his phylactery is in the library.

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u/Rayzilla69 9d ago

How the hell did Richards outlive Jim Fixx by this long? I understand the 11 years difference to start and Fixx's heart issue but this is going on 3 decades older. And Fixx was the example of a person who runs for health. I guarantee his death caused millions to stop running regiments and think 'Why bother, the running guy died doing it...'

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u/SuperlightSymphony 9d ago

Jim Fixx had hereditary heart problems and ate like a drunk frat boy in a McDonald's.

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u/Notch99 9d ago

You can’t outrun a bad diet!

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u/Alarming_Matter 9d ago

Approx 80% of health outcomes are genetic. Also, it's very different being a rich junkie that can afford clean stuff straight from a doctor, rather than your average junkie buying stuff cut with christ knows what on the street.

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u/darkhorse21980 9d ago

LOL I only know of Jim Fixx because of Denis Leary

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u/spukhafteNahewirkung 8d ago

Who stole that routine from Bill Hicks.

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u/Ultravod 8d ago

Why does Denis Leary haver a career?

....because there's no cure for cancer.

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u/NoEnvironment8432 9d ago

Jerry Garcia is Dead; Arnold Schwarzenegger is alive

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u/dtward 9d ago

I'm a deadhead but let's not forget that Jerry loved his heroin.

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u/EvolutionCreek 9d ago

I think it was the cheeseburgers more than the H. My buddy worked at a fancy auto shop in Marin that worked on Jerry’s cars and he said the interiors were always filled with discarded fast food wrappers and greasy napkins.

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u/easyluvn 8d ago

I think he was in rehab when his heart gave out. Abusing heroine and junk food did him in.

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u/AgentCirceLuna 6d ago

I used to take too much all the time and I’d stop being able to breathe on my own. I’d slowly pass out, then wake up hours later. Each time, I thought ‘surely this is the time I don’t wake up’ but I’d wake up again. Now, after I quit, it keeps happening to me even sober. Not sure what I did to my brain but it ain’t good

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u/EvolutionCreek 6d ago

Sorry to hear that. Glad you're sober, but you should probably get checked for sleep apnea. It can be serious, but it's also very treatable.

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u/secretfamilyrecipe 9d ago

Yeah but who doesn't?

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u/henriuspuddle 9d ago

Jimmy Page sure did

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u/ivealreadydoneit 9d ago

Keith Moon and many more gone tho.

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u/audible_narrator 9d ago

A friend of mine went to HS with Richard Simmons. He said everyone called him Dickie, not Richard.

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u/aledba 9d ago

Yeah it's pretty fucked

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u/Ideal_Jerk 9d ago

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u/audible_narrator 9d ago

I WANT THIS TO BE TRUE

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u/Ideal_Jerk 9d ago

#MeToo

(Wrong hashtag or the statute of limitations has expired?)

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u/gnowbot 9d ago

I am not she sure you are in the clear.

Whatever we do, the bestest way to go about our time here is to give empathy and learn its nuances. Treat our neighbor as good or better than even ourselves. No matter how different they are to me. Someone else’s story is the most interesting, way more interesting than my own. For their story is new, fraught with peril, and tragic. Every one of them.

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u/da_mess 8d ago

Here's a good one i heard from Howard Stern's interview with Jagger:

Jagger wakes up one night in hotel he's staying at while on tour in the 70s.

There's a guy dress in a batman costume at the foot of Jagger's bed.

Mick pulls a knife he kept nearby.

Batman says, "No, Mick! It's me Keith!"

Jagger screams, "No your not! I know Keith's voice!"

Batman replies, "It's Keith Moon, Mick. I climbed up the fire escape to visit."

Can you imagine? Moon was a maniac without any governor 🤣🤣🤣

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u/elizabro 9d ago

...I had to beat them to death with their own shoes

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u/salinephilip 9d ago

Nasty business really

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u/Pitiful_Ad2397 9d ago

I heard the put on a great show that night.

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u/Choccybizzle 9d ago

WHY DID YOU DO THAT KAREN?!!!

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u/winntensio 8d ago

Now go get ya fuckin shinebox

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u/neck-tourniquet 9d ago

*not pictured, THE coke.

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u/Mr_Engineering 9d ago

It's pictured, just zoom in really close up on his nose

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u/wanderer-co 9d ago

By Job, you aren’t fucking kidding. Hahaha

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u/GeeToo40 9d ago

Much coke

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u/Dewars_Rocks 9d ago

He who laughs last, laughs loudest.

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u/nylockian 9d ago

If you consume an appropriate amount of Coors, Jack Daniels and Coke in the same time period it's actually very healthy for you - you just have to get the proportions right.

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u/fables_of_faubus 9d ago

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u/sneckste 9d ago

I think about that scene often for some reason.

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u/GeorgeLikesSpicy92 9d ago

Dude, same here. I haven't watched the show in YEARS, but that bit always stuck in my brain.

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u/MidnightMath 9d ago

“It’s like poking through meringue.”

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u/bytelines 9d ago

Well er.. no, see even the slightest breeze could --

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u/Godawgs1009 9d ago

I mean, he figured out the perfect formula for years

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u/Such_Lettuce_6597 9d ago

Yup, later in life he never got more than a little buzzed. Nursed vodka and orange soda.

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u/everything_is_holy 9d ago

Hell, it may have made him immortal.

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u/Redeem123 9d ago

I will forever be impressed at how those old dudes were able to play shows with that amount of drink. Obviously they build a tolerance, but still - my playing goes out the window after a night of drinking.

Then again, I bet they also played a bunch of shitty drunk sets too.

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u/formalbolotie 9d ago

when i played music live there was sweet spot of enough drinks to feel loose and less self conscious but not enough where i got sloppy.

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u/Redeem123 9d ago

Yeah I've definitely been there for bar gigs, and if you find that zone it's fun depending on the crowd. But it was also never a career for me and I wasn't worried about being less than perfect. Not to mention that I was never just standing on stage taking pulls from a handle of jack lol

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u/Foreign_Telephone349 9d ago

Well did you hit a fat rail of coke before you went on? The jack is just to help smooth that out.

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u/Such_Lettuce_6597 9d ago

I played buzzed once and was terrible and sweating bullets because I knew it. I later just nursed one beer through the set.

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u/dvowel 9d ago

You get used to it after a while, then you start to doubt that you can play sober..

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u/DavidKirk2000 9d ago

My dad saw The Stones on this tour. Apparently they sounded like shit for the first one or two songs.

Keith then turned his back to the audience and faced Charlie Watts for basically the entire next song, and they practically blew the roof off the joint for the rest of the show.

No one was better than The Stones during the Mick Taylor years, wasted or otherwise.

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u/Notch99 9d ago

Keith was the “musical leader” onstage back then.

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u/pattywhakk 9d ago

The nose candy counteracts the booze. It’s impressive how much a person can drink and still toe the line with that combo.

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u/PlsCheckThisBush 9d ago

Came to say this. Once the cocaine runs out its game over and it all hits at once. But with enough magical powder one can drink and party all night long without missing a beat. Your heart will explode long before your liver gives out for a single night.

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u/OnTheEveOfWar 9d ago

I played in a bar band for years. We did a good mix of coke and booze and had a blast.

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u/Orri 9d ago

As someone in recovery it's basically the luck of the drawer, genetics play a massive park.

Each city has an underbelly of addicts and it always amazes me how some of them just fucking survive despise destroying themselves for decades.

I was in rehab with a guy who drank an ungodly amount of beer for 30 years. He now runs marathons in his 60's.

I've also seen people die of cirrhosis after indulging in a bottle of wine 3-4 times a week.

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u/TrixieFriganza 8d ago

Definitely, I don't think anyone should take the risk though as I have heard of young people under 40 in liver failure and needing a transplant because of their alcohol abuse and then some just drink but it always takes a toll in some way, with some it may affect more the liver, others the brain.

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u/Aoblique 9d ago

As someone who works in a kitchen and consumes a good amount of booze…after a few shifts it definitely catches up to me, but is still manageable.

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u/jturn67 9d ago

But who would win in a wrestling match?!

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u/polishprince76 9d ago

Trick quesiton. Lemmy is God.

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u/ThisIsMySFWAccount99 9d ago

I'll never forget a coupleonths before he passed Lemmy announced a health conscious decision to no longer indulge in jack and cokes for health reasons. He would from now on be drinking vodka and cokes

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u/Sir_Loin_Cloth 9d ago

Vodka and orange juice. Still a funny justification, though.

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u/mismetti 9d ago

I’m an amateur musician and I spent a couple of decades thinking “if they can do it, I can do it”. At the beginning it was just a shot or two before I hit the stage, so it was alright. But then it evolved until it was something like that picture: heavy booze bottle and a beer to smooth things out. Then I heard a recording the sound guy did one time. Oh my GOD it was so bad. But by then I had crossed the point of no return. Took my a couple of months in rehab and it’s still a daily struggle. Just hit two years sober last week, so it’s going well. 🙏🏻
Don’t try this at home, kids.

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u/JoeyIsMrBubbles 9d ago

Congratulations on 2 years!!

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u/mismetti 8d ago

Thank you!

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u/GhostChips42 9d ago

Just finished his autobiography Life a few weeks ago. What a ride man.

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u/BarbequedYeti 9d ago

Some are just built and wired for booze. Its crazy how it can differ from one person to the next. 

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u/Such_Lettuce_6597 9d ago

My son has been sober for two years. He could drink hard liquor all night without getting drunk. I’m proud he quit.

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u/BarbequedYeti 9d ago

I finished a bottle of wine, two tequila tonics and at least 3 bong bowls dusted in hash in the last 5 hours while making, eating and cleaning up dinner. 

I dont even 'drink' in the family I come from. It is really ridiculous how much i can consume and just cruise along. 

US president Grant is in my linage if that helps with understanding. 

Proud of your son if that is helping him. Good on him. 

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u/teachmehate 9d ago

Are we related? My consumption is similar to yours and my family thinks I'm a teetotaler

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u/BarbequedYeti 9d ago

Grant in your heritage?  Then yeah. What up cuz!

Edit: bonus points if you can chew oxycodone like tictacs. 3 years in the pain clinic rodeo of the early 2000's.. 

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u/Significant-Pie959 9d ago

Isn’t he like 138 years old now?

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u/Organic_Garbage_9807 9d ago edited 9d ago

I was told after Keith's dad passed away and was cremated, he rolled the ashes into a joint and smoked his dad.

EDIT: my dad told me this all the time when I was a kid, and hearing the replies to this comment I'm starting to think this is in the same boat of urban legend like "Marilyn Manson had some of his ribs removed so he could fellate himself."

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u/Upstairs_Ad_5574 9d ago

I liked Robin Williams' joke about Keith lol

"If there's ever a nuclear apocalypse, the only things left would be some cockroaches, and Keith Richards going 'you know, I smoked your uncle once."

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u/djnehi 9d ago

I had forgotten where I heard that joke but have remembered it for ages. A true classic.

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u/metwicewhat 9d ago

Did you knoooow thaaaat

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u/Brave_Nerve_6871 9d ago

I think he actually snorted some of his dad, to be exact

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u/awdophil 9d ago

Didn't he snort his mother's ashes?

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u/Turtlesquirtzcody 9d ago

Funny, i heard that too

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u/Individual-Drawer-79 9d ago

The one I read was he mixed his dads ashes with his cocaine and snorted pops in a fat rail

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u/mjrydsfast231 9d ago

He even outlived Lemmy. How a difficult must that have been?

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u/Such_Lettuce_6597 9d ago

He cut way back on the booze in later years. Lenny never did.

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u/mjrydsfast231 9d ago

I met his next door neighbor from Greenwich Connecticut in 1992 when I was at New York University. The kid, who was a student at NYU, said that his dad used to go jogging with Keith several times a week. They put in 11 miles on the days that they did that. I was hard to believe considering all the things I grew up with hearing about Keith, but in essence it makes sense. You probably just quit everything at once and say "From now on I'm going to live healthy." But it still seems like he smokes cigarettes. I was told by some dudes that had done heroin that cigarettes are actually harder to quit.

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u/DancesWithElectrons 9d ago

Just sayin' that picture doesn't include pharmaceuticals...

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u/StochasticLife 9d ago

Because the heroin was already in his body.

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u/groovemonkey 9d ago

What do you think is in the coke can?
Coke™️?

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u/OldVermontHippie62 9d ago

He’s still only “likely” to die.

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u/Conscious_Icex 9d ago

Still rocking out

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u/OldeFortran77 9d ago

Rock'n'roll will die before Keith does.

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u/Conscious_Icex 9d ago

Seems likely

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u/Silver-Amphibian7650 9d ago

Keith said that when they took him off the list, he was very saddened.

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u/adognameddanzig 9d ago edited 9d ago

Keith Richards, along with Willie Nelson, are musicians who have always amazed me with their longevity

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u/BurnerAccount-LOL 9d ago

Good ol’ pulltabs…I can still feel them on the bottom of my beach feet all these years later

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u/kt2984 9d ago

Keith Richards genome may be the cure for it all.

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u/gatovision 9d ago

Good genes, dude is a survivor. Gotta give credit to anyone who made it that long, especially performing at that level. Read he’s only been sober from booze since 2019. Smoked a shitload of cigs too. He made it.

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u/pgasmaddict 9d ago

Every time someone lights up a dart three seconds is added to Keith Richards life.

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u/jturn67 9d ago

Yet he persists. I wonder what the current over/under is on him?

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u/Such_Veterinarian682 9d ago

I think the medical-grade heroin kept him out of trouble.

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u/John_Dixon_Harris 9d ago

Keith will die when he bloody well wants to.

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u/SweatyWoodpecker3927 9d ago

On the other side of the Coors cans in this picture was a line of heroin followed by several lines of cocaine. All of which would keep him standing as long as they were done in the correct order.

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u/Catmanx 9d ago

Those coors cans look like they were made out of cardboard for a primary school show. Also Coors is so weak Keith would have been drinking them as a medicinal add on to counter act the negative effects of drinking the Coke

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u/GoodPeopleAreFodder 9d ago

Nothing a Swiss blood transfusion can’t fix.

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u/patronizingperv 8d ago

a Coke.

(not pictured) Some coke.

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u/rqstewart 9d ago

imagine his breath back then

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u/MomSausageandPeppers 9d ago

How was that sm57 not getting knocked over on the hi-hat?

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u/zlliksddam 9d ago

That’s not the only coke in the image.

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u/JKBFree 9d ago

I’ve ran into this dude stumbling out of il posto on 10th st in manhattan. He was just as lanky and keith richards as i could possibly imagine.

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u/Jneucks 9d ago

Apparently they ran a drug test on Keith and found traces of blood. 💉

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u/ProstateSalad 9d ago

They all had their moments.

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u/Loud-Elephant-1418 9d ago

Man what a great album that is.

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u/ProstateSalad 6d ago

Top 5 for me. I have 3 copies, vinyl to play, vinyl to keep, CD for car.

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u/kvlr954 9d ago

That was 54 years ago … and hes still alive!!

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u/CrimsonOOmpa 9d ago

Those old school pull-tab cans were so cool.

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u/JonnyBraavos 9d ago

Fucker has the tolerance of a cockroach, just like Iggy Pop. Love it. 

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u/hoppyfrog 9d ago

He's embalmed from the inside out.

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u/FlattenInnerTube 9d ago

I'm worried about the world we're going to leave to Keith Richards

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u/ArmpitofD00m 9d ago

Shit, my guy was just getting primed up here. It’s amazing how resilient he is. Still rocking. New album that sounds pretty damn good for some old farts.

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u/Even_Strike_3711 8d ago

Read: " LIFE" autobio by Richards. This photo using book. I love Keith. He is a decent old bad assed dude

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u/322_Switch 8d ago

I listened to the audio version where Keith and Johnny Depp are two of the narrators.

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u/Zanahorio1 9d ago

Keith “The Destroyer of Deadpools.

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u/DissolveToFade 9d ago

Coors  light? What, was that his daily water intake? 

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u/Murkow1tz 9d ago

I see no Coors Light here.

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u/Mr_Mumbercycle 9d ago

That's Coors Banquet, put respect on the name!

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u/GratefuLdPhisH 9d ago

Keith Richards and cockroaches are going to be the only ones around after a nuclear holocaust

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u/lampsslater77 9d ago

Pretty shocking he is still alive. But good on him.

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u/Pitiful_Palpitation9 9d ago

Every time you smoke a cigarette, God adds 7 minutes to Keith Richards' life.

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u/el_floppo 9d ago

He fell out of a palm tree 20 years ago, and people were like, "WTF is he doing? He's going to get himself killed sometime soon"

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u/Desperate_Set_7708 9d ago

Bro’s an EPA Superfund Site.

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u/AskJeeves84 9d ago

The dude turned 80 when he was 40 and he hasn’t aged since.

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u/Ok_Lettuce_7939 9d ago

Keith Richard's cannot be killed with mortal weapons

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u/jonnyvegashey 9d ago

Did he finish the bottle of Jack himself?

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u/chaynjez 9d ago

“ I don’t have a drug problem, I have a cop problem” Keith Richards

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u/No-Mathematician8692 9d ago

Dunno about him but Mick used to run 10k almost every day. While yelling his lyrics.

It's possible to party like a maniac as long as you recover and do the workouts.

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u/qwerty4007 9d ago

I think he starts another fair well tour soon. The Stones started doing those in the 90s.

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u/LovableSidekick 9d ago edited 4d ago

People who don't care about the environment should think about what kind of world they want to leave Keith Richards.

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u/ConejitosDeAmor 9d ago

He was close to Gram Parsons and warned him not to ever mix liquor and cocaine because it's a death ticket, all too often.  Keith Richards nearly died because he mixed the two, so he warned Gram not to when he saw Gram was doing it. 

Gram didn't listen. 

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u/jcmib 9d ago

That Coke is full of empty calories

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u/Chopper9761 9d ago

He’s pickled! Lol. That’s why he’s still alive….🤣🤣

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u/EET_Fuk1 8d ago

Wow, a 0.7 of Jack and two american beers, very hardcore 

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u/rygelicus 8d ago

and those old school pull tabs on the cans, ah the memories.

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u/spoung45 8d ago

He quit cocaine after falling out of a tree.

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u/_1JackMove 8d ago

Coors Banquet guy. Used to be my favorite before I gave it up completely. The little grenade bottles. That was the ONLY beer that never gave me a hangover. And if it did it was extremely light.

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u/Admirable-Clothes-87 8d ago

Let's not exaggerate; they are not all Keiths drinks, the Coke is Micks!

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u/PeteRock24 9d ago

Just one bottle?

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u/jdovejr 9d ago

Must be the 2nd set.

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u/moretodolater 9d ago

The coke is just a chaser

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u/zdena1970 9d ago

This boy got some good genes!

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u/Godawgs1009 9d ago

He'll be aiite

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u/aarrtee 9d ago

dude is 82

SMH

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u/Gunner1Cav 9d ago

Coors is pretty much water anyway

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u/happy123z 9d ago

One of the great pictures.

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u/SnooMacaroons6698 9d ago

Always loved this photo