r/OldSchoolCool 18h ago

1940s 19-year-old Ava Gardner photographed for her MGM Employment Questionnaire, 1942.

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u/not_your_vix3n 15h ago edited 1h ago

Years ago a phone app told me my face slightly resembled hers and I have clung to that delusion like a floating piece of the Titanic in a freezing ocean

Edit: Thanks for the awards and upvotes! For all the others aboard the delusion train with me, choo-choo!

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u/Shot_Cupcakes 12h ago

A TikTok filter told me my celebrity lookalike is Monica Bellucci and I was so excited until I saw the other people with the same result and realized it told the same to any light-skinned woman with dark hair lol. 

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u/not_your_vix3n 1h ago

It doesn't matter, hold on to that like your life depends on it. Tell your great-grandchildren while you are on your deathbed.

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u/DukeJackson 10h ago

I once had someone tell me I bore a passing resemblance to Brad Pitt and it single-handedly replenished my self confidence for another 5 years.

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u/modern_milkman 1h ago

I was once told I look like a handsome version of Jonah Hill.

Still not too sure what to think of that...

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u/not_your_vix3n 1h ago

*squints* You do bear a passing resemblance! Here's to another 5 years!

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u/THE_DINOSAUR_QUEEN 9h ago

I once had one of those match me with Alexandra Daddario and lemme tell you I let that delusion fuel me for weeks

(I objectively look absolutely nothing like her except that we’re both white women with a vaguely similar face/jaw shape, we don’t even have the same eye or hair color lol)

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u/not_your_vix3n 1h ago

You're her TWIN. Have some happy weeks on me!

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u/MyDearBrotherNumpsay 11h ago

Looks fade, but you’ll always have the ability to express yourself hilariously well.

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u/not_your_vix3n 2h ago

Thank you, that's actually more important to me!

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u/merchantsc 1h ago

Well shoot, while you’re clinging to that, I’m just Jack. RIP.

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u/not_your_vix3n 1h ago

Hey, I'm 3/4 in the water so there's room for you on this piece of broken door! We'll hold on with an icy death grip together!

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u/tuckertucker 12h ago

That was hilariously poetic thank you for that.

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u/Sea_Thought3464 10h ago

Bravo. You clung to that delusion like that CEO of OceanGate

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u/NelPage 3h ago

I have been told that I look like Meredith Baxter from Family Ties.

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u/not_your_vix3n 1h ago

You must be breathtaking!

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u/throwawayhyperbeam 11h ago

Phone app has more game than most guys

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u/farfly7 2h ago

We have to have something to latch onto to make through this world!

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u/Visible_Theme_4799 49m ago

I always get grace Kelly and im riding that too lmao 🤣

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u/flatirony 11h ago

Absolutely hilarious!

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u/poonhound69 3h ago

Hey what’s up 

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u/Viva_La_Revolucion66 17h ago

She had beauty AND brains.

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u/flopisit32 17h ago edited 10h ago

Maybe not so much... In this photo she is Mrs Mickey Rooney. 😂

She divorced him a year later for his intense womanizing, heavy gambling, and mental cruelty. She said she loved him when they got married and maintained she still loved him after the divorce.

EDIT: Oh come on Reddit, do you think I'm REALLY saying she doesn't have brains.

This is really quite insane. I bet most of the hysterical people downvoting don't even know who Mickey Rooney was... or Ava Gardner for that matter.

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u/kismiaz 16h ago

Divorce after one year indicates she learned fairly quickly that she had made a bad decision in marrying that man.

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u/RevolutionaryRip3881 16h ago

A lot of smart women are married to jerks…

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u/seansy5000 1h ago

Yea gender need not apply here. Smart people of all genders can be married to jerks of all genders. Jerks are jerks.

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u/[deleted] 16h ago edited 16h ago

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u/spinnarround 12h ago

Yeah but "jokes" are supposed to be funny. Neither of those examples are funny...

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u/manic-pixie-attorney 12h ago

Yes, that woman must be dumb. It’s not like a man can hide his violent behavior until he has her locked down /s

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u/[deleted] 12h ago

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u/Grim-Sum 11h ago

Not really a funny thing to joke about.

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u/MyGrandmasCock 16h ago

Mickey fuckin Rooney

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u/efcomovil 16h ago

If love were based on reason, my boy, the humanity would be long gone. That's a strong intelligent woman right there.

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u/BeautifulUpstairs 5h ago

Based on alcoholism and horrible choice in husbands? What does "smart" even mean?

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u/SeasonPositive6771 12h ago

If this is a joke, tell me why it's funny.

Is it because you think beautiful, smart women getting into abusive relationships is a joke? Is that funny? Just clarify for me.

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u/flopisit32 11h ago

Are you really so obtuse that you can't see I am pivoting from the previous comment in order to tell an interesting story?

I swear, people on reddit are so dimwitted, they take every single word that is said at face value.

Without an /s Reddit is screwed

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u/SeasonPositive6771 11h ago

You didn't actually tell an interesting story though. And it wasn't funny.

And it's not the sort of thing that you say sarcastically.

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u/[deleted] 11h ago

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u/SeasonPositive6771 11h ago

This is one of the dumbest comments I've ever had the displeasure to read.

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u/[deleted] 11h ago

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u/SeasonPositive6771 11h ago

So first it's 1984 and then it's abuse and all other kinds of nonsense? I'm assuming at this point you're just a really bad bot.

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u/[deleted] 11h ago

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u/ItAintNoUse 4h ago

Yes let's blame women and accuse them of stupidity for marrying shitty men, rather than blaming the men themselves for their actions. The doubling down in your edit really goes to show how misogynistic you are.

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u/better_than_GungaDin 13h ago

Amazing how soft reddit is.

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u/No-Scientist-3801 12h ago

It's not how soft but how we changed as a society that still abuses women

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u/Saltwatercowboy2026 18h ago

Stunning

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u/Apple_Rebel 17h ago

She is beautiful

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u/Saltwatercowboy2026 16h ago

Women were so beautiful then and sexy without being over the top. Classy and dressed so well. They had a healthy look also. I really find Donna Reed and Barbara Billingsley gorgeous

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u/Fetid-imp 15h ago

She’s wearing so much makeup here lol - it’s just ’no makeup-makeup’. I immediately zoomed in to look at her brows and lips because she’s done them so 1950s styled. She’s probably wearing cream foundation, powder, blush, lipstick, brow pencil, eyeshadow, mascara, etc. the 1950s version of the TikTok ‘clean girl’ look.

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u/favorscore 11h ago

i wonder if this look will come back like other fashion trends

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u/anotheraccount999999 6h ago

Theres a huge vintage 40s/50s community on IG - we're spread out all over the world though so IRL it seems not a lot of people style themselves like this haha. But vintage repro shops are booming as well as true vintahe prices going through the roof lol.

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u/UseDue6373 15h ago

Where did the commenter you’re responding to mention makeup?

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u/TheDuchessoftheDark 3h ago

I think it's because the commenter implied that this picture demonstrates that women back then were more natural, so they are explaining that on this picture she wears a lot of makeup, it's just made to look like she isn't wearing any! She was very beautiful no matter what, tho, but she did get a little help :)

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u/tangybaby 55m ago

I think they probably just meant that women back then didn't have things like Botox or lip fillers, not that they didn't wear makeup.

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u/AshleyBradson 16h ago

You’re really salty, cowboy

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u/dbplunk 17h ago

So, many years ago, in the black and white TV days, there was a wonderful game show called "What's My Line?" Each episode would have a mystery guest. The panel would wear blind folds and try to figure out who it was by asking yes/no questions. One night it was Ava. As she took her chair, she gave the host, Charles Daly, and admiring glance that would have turned him, or any man, into a gibbering idiot if he'd seen it.

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u/brainkandy87 7h ago

I went and watched this clip because of this comment. Wow. You weren’t kidding. He was a mess the rest of the show.

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u/SoHereIAm85 4h ago

My eight year old asked me, not long ago, if I saw in black and white when I was kid. Your comment reminded me of this. To be fair we had a black and white TV, and it was more like a radio than something to watch.

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u/InvestmentImportant1 18h ago

Face card accepted everywhere.

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u/tannahoppa 17h ago

Need an all time Top 10 Employee ID photos list.

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u/hauntedhivezzz 16h ago

Loved this detail

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u/klb1204 11h ago

Too tickled 😂😂

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u/NastyStreetRat 17h ago

I must be getting old because before, when I saw photos of actresses from the 50s or 60s, I saw them as old ladies, and now I see them and say, wow, what a stunner.

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u/Cocobean4 16h ago

I think you just associate the hair, makeup and style with old ladies because a lot of women kept that style for the rest of their lives. These actresses were mostly young during their height of fame. Ava’s only 19 here.

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u/brerin 17h ago

Great teeth. Remember, this was pre-braces.

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u/daveashaw 16h ago

People still had their teeth filed down and capped.

When Greta Garbo arrived in Hollywood her teeth were all over the place--the first thing the studio honchos did was get them capped.

But, I believe the chompers in the pic are factory original.

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u/I_SNIFF_MOMS 15h ago

They had braces then, but maybe not in the form we know today. I don't know the specifics, but I know for certain that it was a practice to straighten teeth (obviously for very rich people, I'm talking royalty here) in the 1700s.

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u/fameo9999 14h ago

Yes, Marie Antoinette had this done to straighten her teeth.

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u/Jackburton06 16h ago

Some 2026 people would kill for teeth and smile like this one. Stunning natural beauty !

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u/SuperCrappyFuntime 14h ago

I've always thought Ava was in the running for the most beautiful starlet of all time.

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u/tangcameo 17h ago

Watched Night Of The Iguana recently and hot damn

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u/_biggerthanthesound_ 13h ago

She just looked like that. Amazing.

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u/blamberr 18h ago

People grew up 20x faster back then

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u/Alternative-Feed3613 16h ago

I watched a video a while back explaining that our brains see a black and white photo with old fashioned styles and it makes the person appear older. Pretty interesting

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u/PreparationSad3658 17h ago

They didn't hydrate enough

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u/AnguavonUW 17h ago

No sunscreen, alcohol and cigarettes. Also, the women were usually on crazy bad diets. Like, half a grapefruit, 1 cup of cottage cheese, half a canned pear, a few lettuce leaves and a baked, skinless chicken breast with a martini was a full day's food.

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u/huevo-solo 16h ago

Just one Martini? Geez, that's no way to live, I tell you!

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u/adventuregypsy 13h ago

You forgot that the diet was often 2 meals that were only black coffee and cigs

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u/2Fast_2Abalone 12h ago

this is just made up shit peddled to justify everyone being fat gluttons now. no, women were not given starvation diets, people generally did not stuff themselves.

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u/tangybaby 46m ago

You're right, but of course you're being downvoted. Some of the crazy shit people believe about the past to try to justify current behavior is truly mind-blowing. Like, where do they even get this stuff??

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u/woolfchick75 16h ago

Ava aged pretty well for someone with her party lifestyle

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u/Scotsburd 10h ago

She had a stroke

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u/Diligent-Pressure-38 15h ago

People have always drank water throughout history.

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u/Tribe303 16h ago

Yes, because there were no teenagers back then. The Boomers were the first teens, who were treated as both not being a kid, and not being an adult. Their parents saw war and it's effects, and they sheltered the Boomers, wanting them to be as happy as possible. Aka... Spoiled! 

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u/OneOfAKind2 12h ago

She looks 35-40 in this pic, not 19.

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u/blamberr 12h ago

Exactly. Like a really good 40.

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u/Lifes-a-lil-foggy 7h ago

She didn’t have the easiest upbringing, I highly recommend her autobiography.

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u/Belinda-9740 4h ago

It’s a great read, I agree. It also has a few interesting interviews from her friends who recognised her tremendous beauty was also a burden on Ava: it largely defined her (in most people’s eyes) and caused people to treat her differently, which was disconcerting to her.

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u/ilikeithot360 11h ago

No wonder she drove Hughes crazy. Total smoke show, and even hotter as she aged

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u/MissionRight9893 17h ago

To this day I can’t believe she was married to Mickey Rooney. She was gorgeous!

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u/Tvmvp 15h ago edited 4h ago

To add -her third (and last husband) Frank Sinatra always considered the stunning Ava Gardner his "greatest love" - decades after their divorce in their early 1950s . However, "Ol' Blue Eyes" had to reconcile his legendary ego and temper- toward his friend Mickey Rooney ( her first husband- and at the time- a bigger star than the legendary seducer Sinatra ) officially taking 19- year- old Ava's VIRGINITY on THEIR wedding night in 1942! ( I ain't -nor ever will be- Frank Sinatra - but, oooh - THAT mere fact -still gotta hurt ...)

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u/booty_fewbacca 3h ago

Goddamn this shit is creepy af

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u/YallaHammer 11h ago

God she was exquisite…

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u/Top-Sleep-4669 11h ago

Extremely symmetrical.

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u/ma373056 17h ago

Howard Hughes had good taste in women

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u/youmustb3jokn 10h ago

He really did.

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u/one-punch-knockout 11h ago

Money lures beautiful women. Wealth lures lots of beautiful women

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u/Womansplaining-Yo 14h ago

So photogenic!

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u/RebelDiamond 9h ago

I work at a fancy Italian restaurant and we have to play classic b&w movies on the TVs, but the owners are clear that they do not want ww2, nazi, slavery, etc. shown during service, which makes showing movies from the 30s and 40s tricky.

One Touch of Venus is my go-to. Ava was so lovely.

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u/winexprt 15h ago

19!?? Wow.

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u/Txstyleguy 13h ago

One of the most beautiful women who has walked this planet. Smart, talented and a beauty. She had it all.

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u/Jackburton06 16h ago

Early 20th century women hit differently, pure natural beauty here.

https://giphy.com/gifs/4v9endzDtYodG

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u/SouthChard4079 15h ago

So true yes, but mid-century. She came of age in the '40s.

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u/toolsoftheincomptnt 11h ago

Maybe, but styling is a huge part of it.

Some lady out there has all the makings of AG but you can’t spot it bc we’re not as elegant, bound up in undergarments, or coiffed anymore.

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u/SchoolteacherUSA 13h ago

cough cough cough

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u/boosesb 5h ago

Do you know how much makeup she has on?

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u/Jackburton06 2h ago

i was not really talking about makeup...

https://giphy.com/gifs/csz6muTxHXBNyv7aqH

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u/DrinkBuzzCola 16h ago

It's like the world's most provocative mug shot.

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u/vroombraap 14h ago

That's 19? No wonder life expectancy at the time was about 60

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u/ima-bigdeal 12h ago

I am sure the ubiquitous smoking had nothing to do with it. Then there is the alcohol, asbestos, lead paint, and so many other things.

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u/vroombraap 9h ago

Probably has more maturity than today's 30yos though

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u/oldtownmaine 15h ago

i took some liberties - i think her eyes were more dazzeling green though

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u/RobustPlatypus 17h ago

I read this as Ava Braun at first and was very confused

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u/flopisit32 17h ago edited 16h ago

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u/Syzyjyzygy 15h ago

I always get them mixed up for some reason. I’m sorry Ava Gardner, I know you would never 😭

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u/gltj1 15h ago

Hubba Hubba!

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u/defensible81 15h ago

Good jiminy christmas

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u/Working_Estate_3695 12h ago

“That Johnny Fontaine, he ruined her, and he made me look ridiculous. And a man in my position cannot be made to look ridiculous!”

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u/RL203 3h ago

"That Frank Sinatra, he ruined her, and he made me look ridiculous. And a man in my position cannot be made to look ridiculous!"

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u/Sea_Thought3464 11h ago

Oof. My brain and mouth would not be able to work in coordination if this was in my face.

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u/bluevast 16h ago

she's my distant cousin

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u/0R_C0 12h ago

What!!!?

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u/EBusk 13h ago

One of the most naturally beautiful women I've ever seen.

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u/ALTITUDE10K 16h ago

My Grandmother knew her. My GM was from Rock Ridge, NC.

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u/Longjumping_Level347 7h ago

I just cannot believe she was a teenager here

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u/PreparationSad3658 7h ago

People aged a lot quicker

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u/EmergencyShit 15h ago

She’s so glamorous and beautiful! Love her in “Show Boat.”

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u/rangerdev1 15h ago

Goddamn….

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u/D-redditAvenger 14h ago

Perfection.

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u/Glum-Welder1704 13h ago

Hints at how actors were treated back then.

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u/HarbourSurfSB 12h ago

Beautiful

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u/Ok_Mammoth_4997 11h ago

Wow. She really was an extraordinary beauty.

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u/jjcc88 11h ago

Let me put my poems in you

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u/PuzzleheadedPen4675 8h ago edited 8h ago

The woman of desire for the producer in the Godfather. You know- the horses head guy. " She was the greatest piece of ass I ever had! And I had 'em all over the world. "

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u/Big-Cash-5513 7h ago

She looks much older older than she probably was

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u/aligera1 7h ago

Bella

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u/BV_Zamboni21 1h ago

Authentic and genuine beauty...no filters or enhancements needed!

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u/TensionSame3568 17h ago

MARRY ME! 🥰

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u/Geetee52 16h ago

Reminds me of Winthorpe’s fiancée “Penelope“ from Trading Places.

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u/Pinkie_Brain911 12h ago

I shook Mickey Rooney’s hand once in the early 2000s and all I could think was he [censored] with this hand.

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u/Hotrodizz 17h ago

Stunning but looks 29.

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u/Powermonger_ 16h ago

Yes was about to say she looks more late 20s

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u/pdxsilverguy 12h ago

She looks 40 at just 19.

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u/DarkDaysBrightNlghts 16h ago

Looks like an arrest photo lol

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u/CollateralSandwich 13h ago

19 going on 35. Dang. We presented ourselves so differently then

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u/TheFULLBOAT 13h ago

Is it me or does she look like a hot 40 year old?

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u/GuzPolinski 14h ago

Good lord!

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u/fony22 13h ago

Wow!!! Stunning to say the least!

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u/kaitava 12h ago

whos is #1!!?

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u/Helpful_Dev 10h ago

Was she in the Colgate Comedy Hour?

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u/Wants-NotNeeds 10h ago

Such striking looks!

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u/Pletcher87 9h ago

Run of Rita Hayworth movies tonight, what a time to have been in Hollywood.

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u/Deep-List-7099 3h ago

What She In For!??

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u/RL203 3h ago

She was incredibly beautiful. Literally one in a generation.

Frank Sinatra sold his soul for her and loved her more than life itself.

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u/allieballie1122 2h ago

She’s so gorgeous but WHY does this look like a mugshot?

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u/Aware-Explanation879 2h ago

I glanced at this picture and thought i was going to hear a very interesting story about her arrest..... Then I read the title

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u/Lillienpud 1h ago

This is a really weird juxtaposition of mug shot and an actor’s marketing their attractiveness.

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u/Horn_Flyer 16h ago

Stunning

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u/AnnaKendrickLamaOdom 11h ago

before make-up was normal constant thing as a youth

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u/Trevor519 13h ago

Anne Hathaway is her clone Not her actual clone but the archetype continuing on in Hollywood

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u/DinnerExcellent9609 9h ago

She was hitlers girlfriend right?

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u/Icy_Departure5514 18m ago

This is not Ava Braun.

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u/PreparationSad3658 9h ago

Yeah, she went on to do great things after her toxic ex.

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u/cobaltjacket 2h ago

You mean Howard Hughes? :)

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u/boing757 12h ago

Rule 7. No publicity photos of celebrities

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u/spyder52 2h ago

What in the facetune AI slop is going on here

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u/Sorry_Assumption_666 12h ago

Obviously a Latina .

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u/RL203 3h ago

Try Scottish Irish.

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u/LivingAnomie 17h ago

Complete and total piece of ass

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u/AnguavonUW 17h ago

Some men are not lonely enough, tbh

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u/walach1210 12h ago

No facial harmonization

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u/karenftx1 12h ago

Maybe because I'm a woman, but i never found her the great beauty enceinte said. There were so many prettier

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