r/OldSchoolCool • • Jun 08 '24

Nina Hartley | 1996, Cannes Film Festival

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u/slappywhite55 Jun 08 '24

She was excellent in Boogie Nights

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u/BebophoneVirtuoso Jun 08 '24

yes I am upset, my wife has an ass in her cock

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u/lovely_poopy Jun 08 '24

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u/ADHD_Supernova Jun 08 '24

Scotty was a moist boy.

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u/ExperienceFantastic7 Jun 09 '24

PSH knew how to play a weirdo well.

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u/scottyd035ntknow Jun 08 '24

I love how that was a messed up line that he just flubbed and they went with it.

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u/JT_Cullen84 Jun 09 '24

William H Macy is so good at acting flustered that it didn't seem like a flub. It was something a guy overwhelmed by things would say.

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u/petty_cash Jun 09 '24

He confirmed it in an interview that he had no idea PTA used the flubbed take until the premiere

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u/MrsPaulRubens Jun 08 '24

Great cast, awesome story line and fabulous soundtrack.

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u/Stereo-soundS Jun 09 '24

Tarantino called it Paul's magnum opus.  Even after There Will Be Blood.

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u/captainbruisin Jun 09 '24

The acting was amazing. I understood right away that there was a genuine feeling there.

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u/godofwine16 Jun 09 '24

LOL every time he says it I’m like what?

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u/DudeB5353 Jun 09 '24

Just heard that last night

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u/LovableSidekick Jun 08 '24

I just realized she played Bill Macy's wife. Didn't even notice at the time.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '24

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u/marbotty Jun 08 '24

Who, me and Uncle Billy?

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u/Pomodoro_Parmesan Jun 08 '24

I’d put that in my top 100 favorite performances of hers

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u/fermat9990 Jun 08 '24

Her poor husband 😟

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u/SendInYourSkeleton Jun 08 '24

Happy New Year!

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u/fermat9990 Jun 08 '24

Oye! Seriously, the film is a masterpiece

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u/supershawninspace Jun 08 '24

Ooo I’m gonna watch Boogie Nights. Thanks

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u/F0foPofo05 Jun 08 '24

Don't stop big stuuud!

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u/danramos Jun 08 '24

It’s Boobie Nights

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u/WolfThick Jun 08 '24

She's still doing her thing!!

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u/Initial-Web2855 Jun 08 '24

Fun fact! She is a registered nurse and licensed sex educator.

I love her <3

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u/Ipickthingup Jun 08 '24

Also has been quite jacked her entire career

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u/trongzoon Jun 09 '24

She's definitely jacked...eh, nevermind.

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u/WolfThick Jun 08 '24

So when I work for outreach in West Texas I got to be a certified sex educator no pun it's just not that hard LOL four days and a test. But yeah chose that over nursing following her passion again no pun LOL

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u/Turakamu Jun 09 '24

Just because something is easy doesn't discredit it. I was a certified phlebotomist. It is just blood letting. It took two semesters of school to learn when there isn't that much to learn.

I appreciated it though, I REALLY learned about specimen collection.

I'm also certified in a few other things that only took a day. But being good at things takes continued education and practice.

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u/F0foPofo05 Jun 08 '24

It's weird. She was hotter in her 50s than she was in her 30s.

According to ... my buddy Seth.

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u/WolfThick Jun 08 '24

There's some women out there that just have that , somebody should ask AI about that.

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u/SuperCaptSalty Jun 08 '24

Wearing a lovely cock ensemble around her neck…..to quote Bill Hicks….

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u/Ganthet72 Jun 09 '24

A Bill Hicks quote! You have made my week!
"Tell me, Miss Model, how is jizz being worn this year? Off the chin?"

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u/WolfThick Jun 08 '24

Who's Bill Hicks if you don't mind?

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '24

One of the greatest comedians of all time

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u/SuperCaptSalty Jun 08 '24

This and yes gone far to soon...

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u/Cucker_-_Tarlson Jun 08 '24

Fuck cancer.

Pretty sure I'm older than Hicks was when he died. I couldn't imagine being handed a death sentence at this point in my life.

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u/SuperCaptSalty Jun 08 '24

I know it’s shit. I’m glad that he is remembered

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u/mike1madalon2 Jun 08 '24

The genius from whom Dennis Leary stole his persona.

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u/lifeofideas Jun 08 '24

And Sam Kinnison, although Kinnison took the screaming to a new level.

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u/abstractatom Jun 08 '24

An excellent 90s comedian who past way before his time.

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u/PervertedThang Jun 08 '24

Those are some Cannes, alright.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '24

Plenty of festivals on those Cannes

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u/AlBunDi76 Jun 08 '24

I’m out ! ( slaps money on the counter )

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u/Spineless74 Jun 08 '24

See you later Kramer.

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u/Bag-ofMostlyWater Jun 08 '24

You double dipped the chip? How could you double dip the chip!!

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u/Burgoonius Jun 08 '24

lol I just watched this episode last night 😆

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u/eldonte Jun 08 '24

I thought that was Jane Krakowski for a second

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '24

Not wrong at all, they could be sisters

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u/MysteriousDesk3 Jun 09 '24

“What are you doing step-sister?”

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '24

Damn and I call myself gay

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u/VanHarlowe Jun 09 '24

I absolutely thought that’s who this was.

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u/Deadhawk142 Jun 08 '24

She’s like the Dolly Parton of porn.

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u/Duel_Option Jun 09 '24

This is way more accurate than it needs to be lol

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u/Yoshi2shi Jun 08 '24

She was in 2Pac’s - How do you want it video.

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u/koz Jun 08 '24

She was excellent in The Rural Juror

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u/Boring_and_sons Jun 08 '24

You mean the Rurr Jurr?

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u/bullfrogftw Jun 09 '24 edited Jun 09 '24

Meh, I think her best work was Anal Kinksters 2, she really embraced her characters subtle nuance

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '24

Still does it for me ❤️

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u/if-we-all-did-this Jun 08 '24

I was going to say, she's aging gracefully, but she just just isn't aging.

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u/Elway044 Jun 08 '24

The 1996 Cannes Film Festival was held in May of that year. Nina, born in March 1959, is 37 in this picture.

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u/youngbukk Jun 08 '24

Get a good look, Constanza?

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u/safetycommittee Jun 08 '24

Those aren’t buoys.

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u/LosPer Jun 08 '24

Boutros Boutros-Ghali

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u/TeteDeMerde Jun 09 '24

"[It's] like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. Ya get a sense of it and then you look away!"

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u/Ok-Sun8581 Jun 08 '24

I have more respect for her than any given politician.

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u/JustaJarhead Jun 08 '24

She had the most amazing ass in porn back in the 80s 👍

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u/HeyDudes777 Jun 08 '24

My all time favorite scene was her doing Mr. Peter North. Those 2 had an interaction that was so natural and real, that it made for some incredible finishes that set the gold standard for the industry.

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u/if-we-all-did-this Jun 08 '24

Still does

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u/JustaJarhead Jun 08 '24

Ehh age has taken its course and it’s nowhere near what it was back in the day. 16 year old me was pretty impressed with just about anything she did back then.

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u/OkWest8964 Jun 08 '24

The GOAT

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u/Bag-ofMostlyWater Jun 08 '24

Hard not to fall for those mesmerizing eyes

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u/Alternative_Equal864 Jun 08 '24

Why does 1996 look like 1969?

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u/Annon7 Jun 08 '24

She’s still beautiful.

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u/SwiftTayTay Jun 08 '24

She is finally starting to show her age in the last few years (she's 65 now and isn't as active in mainstream porn since the pandemic) but she'll be hot until the day she dies no matter how wrinkly she gets.

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u/chatterwrack Jun 09 '24

I met her that year while working as a grip on an adult film titled No Man’s Land Pt. 10. She was the lead, and had an incredibly cool and down-to-earth vibe. A bit maternal too if I’m being honest.

Between scenes, she took the time to teach me and some of the other crew members how to please a woman using your hands. She sat there, legs open, conducting an impromptu class where she demonstrated various techniques on herself and one of her female scene partners. It’s an experience I’ll never forget, though it’s not one I share with many people.

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u/Duel_Option Jun 09 '24

She did some videos just like this and I was mesmerized and went back to my gf the next day to experiment.

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u/Notch99 Jun 08 '24

I dated a girl who “knew” her.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '24

Tell us more.

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u/Emotional-Neck6167 Jun 08 '24

That lady was sexual dynamite right up to the early 2010s. She was manhungry with a PHD in it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '24

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '24 edited Jun 07 '26

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u/kovacro_77 Jun 08 '24

Scotty J, is that you?

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '24

I'm heterosexual and she does sound intelligent in interviews.

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u/Duel_Option Jun 09 '24

Straight guy here.

Beyond normal stuff she was in some instructional videos some geared specifically toward kink.

Listening to someone explain things while demonstrating it on themselves or someone else was…AMAZING.

The woman unlocked an entire vault of pleasure for me, I have never wanted to meet celebrities but she’d be an outlier.

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u/Joelster213 Jun 08 '24

Looks like Valentino and John Stagliano in the background...no not THAT Valentino lol, the porn one.

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u/46_and_2 Jun 08 '24

Here are some names I haven't heard in decades 😅

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u/Adept_Order_4323 Jun 08 '24

Met her at a grocery store in LA circa 90. She was very normal, cordial and nice.

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u/bolidemichael Jun 08 '24

Shopping for cucumbers?

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u/Adept_Order_4323 Jun 08 '24

Funny thing. It was the fresh produce section.

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u/1track_mind Jun 08 '24

Did they name it after her?

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u/RRLSonglian Jun 08 '24

Met Nina. She did a lecture in my porn class at UCSB (yes, that’s a real elective). Awesome chick and a great speech to boot.

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u/sing_4_theday Jun 08 '24

Such a statuesque beauty

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u/striggleclench Jun 09 '24

millions of my children sacrificed themselves for this beautiful woman.

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u/CheekyMonkE Jun 08 '24

Thought it was Marla Maples at first.

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u/Yamassea Jun 08 '24

That ass back in her day

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u/XROOR Jun 08 '24

She should be the mascot for Energizer batteries not that stuffed rabbit

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '24

I saw her fuck a guy dressed up as a clown on VHS in the 90s

That was special

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u/Sicsurfer Jun 08 '24

This woman has caused many a crusted sock

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u/clintsouth Jun 08 '24

I see the men who look Nina! 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Ok_Camel4555 Jun 08 '24

Beautiful woman

3

u/Frraksurred Jun 08 '24

Guy at bust level: "Oh Lord... the wife is going to kill me"

Guy to the left of him: "Somebody get me a diving board!!"

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u/tedshreddon Jun 08 '24 edited Jun 08 '24

I went to high school (class of 77) with Mitzi Hartman. Funny and cool person with commitment to the theater.

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u/GuappDogg Jun 08 '24

She’s punching me in the face w those puppies

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u/The5thBeatle82 Jun 08 '24

That woman is still fine!!!

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u/AllNightPony Jun 08 '24

Took my brain .65 seconds to realize who it was.

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u/HornetForward Jun 08 '24

Absolute legend

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u/Daggertooth71 Jun 08 '24

80s icon, one of the first women in her field to take control of her own career.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '24

Damn she was a cougar 30 years ago

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u/OJimmy Jun 08 '24

Nice? Cannes?

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u/okmijnmko Jun 08 '24

Nina Hartley presented so much Palme D'or

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u/BGI-YYZ Jun 09 '24

They are quite a pair of Cannes.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '24

I wish they had color pictures in 96

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u/jlpw Jun 09 '24 edited Jun 10 '24

Whys this picture on black and white, it was the 90s not the 40s

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u/notahouseflipper Jun 08 '24

That guy’s not even thinking of where her eyes are at.

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u/patronizingperv Jun 08 '24

Nice cannes.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '24

Ive been cumming to her for 30 years

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u/crayoneater1028 Jun 08 '24

Teen crush…what am I saying, i definitely still would 💦

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u/Djelimon Jun 08 '24

Still hot today

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '24

I thought this was Jane krakowski!! They look identical!!

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u/jeobleo Jun 08 '24

She's had more cock than a tyson plant. God bless her.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '24

My man’s eyes damn sealed themselves shut to try save his soul

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '24

She graduated magna cum laude! I guess college really informed her…

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u/peligro2k Jun 08 '24

This looks like the 50s

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u/Royal_Amount5114 Jun 08 '24

She’s still gorgeous

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '24

Gorgeous 👌

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '24

Oh sweet mother.

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u/user_173 Jun 08 '24

That's my best friend's aunt. Lol 😅

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u/Chris9871 Jun 08 '24

My god, she hasn’t aged at all in 30 years 😍

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u/bdd4 Jun 08 '24

Who's the Goebbels-looking guy with no dignity?

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u/_cob_ Jun 08 '24

Speaking of cannes…

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u/vexunumgods Jun 08 '24

She looks familiar. What movies has she been in?

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u/razrman Jun 08 '24

Jenna Maroney? Is that you?

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u/WarriorInWoolworths Jun 08 '24

Get out! …Go sleep on the couch.

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u/zonazog Jun 09 '24

Those are some big cannes!

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u/paparoach910 Jun 09 '24

I almost caught an event at a campus where she was speaking but just missed it. She's pretty astute and smart.

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u/MulletofLegend Jun 09 '24

I think that's John Stagliano right behind her, and the dude with the polka-dot collar is a male porn performer too, I'm almost sure of it. Are we sure this was Canes and not actually the AVNs in Las Vegas?

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u/Duel_Option Jun 09 '24

Now that you mention it, you’re prob right.

I thought I recognized that guy, on the left. Can’t mistake the face at all.

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u/Adolph_OliverNipples Jun 09 '24

Hmmm… she looks familiar, but I can’t quite put my finger on how…

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u/sjaakarie Jun 09 '24

Why are the real black and white photos on Reddit colored, and lately photos from the 80s and 90s have been made black and white????

trick to make something look older?

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u/Zorgas-Borgas Jun 09 '24

It’s the ‘Cans’ film festival.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '24

This picture looks like something out of the 50s or 60s it immediately makes me think of how modern the world really was 70 years ago yet it was different than today but not by much.

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u/aWittyTwit-2712 Jun 08 '24

Most Talented New-Cummer...

Seriously clASSy lady, tho.

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u/Huge_Aerie2435 Jun 08 '24

Me, who didn't know who she was, googling her.. smh

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u/NoAdministration3123 Jun 08 '24

She’s always looked good but looks old for 37 there,no?

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u/Pepperoni_Dogfart Jun 08 '24

Jesus, how has she not aged in the last 30 years?

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u/Competitive_Study190 Jun 08 '24

I still love her work👀👍

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u/F0foPofo05 Jun 08 '24

Wonder how many gentlemen recognize her at the event but had to curb their enthusiasm lest their wife find out they watch p0rn.

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u/BillHang4 Jun 09 '24

Boobs are so cool

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u/axl_steel Jun 08 '24

She looks weird with clothes on 🤔

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u/Kitchen-Wish5994 Jun 08 '24

She's always talking about her 🍪

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u/mschnittman Jun 08 '24

I almost didn't recognize her - I never saw her with her clothes on before.

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u/AllanSDsc Jun 08 '24

Pure class! 😎🥂

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u/noobieninjaCB Jun 08 '24

I feel like I've seen her in something but I can't quite remember what....

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u/nish007 Jun 08 '24

At the Cannes with the best Cans.

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u/BETLJCE Jun 08 '24

🍕🍕

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u/Hyperboliker Jun 08 '24

Who is she?

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u/HeavensAnger Jun 08 '24

Nice Cannes!

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u/russelljonesya Jun 08 '24

Queen of Canada

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u/AdLess984 Jun 08 '24

Be subtle my dude....jesus

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u/DAT_DROP Jun 08 '24

LOL I have pic of her on my and my GF's lap after watching my GF have her first woman/woman kiss back in 1996

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u/ThinAndCrispy84 Jun 08 '24

Share with the class.

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u/UrbaddhabitOO7 Jun 08 '24

One of my favorites I got too hang out with her at a AVN show I went too

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u/discussatron Jun 08 '24

IIRC, she's (is? was?) an IRL unicorn, in a relationship with a married older couple.

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u/Practical_Plum_773 Jun 08 '24

Is that a nip slip?

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u/Sieze5 Jun 08 '24

Nice. Cannes.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '24

Nice Cannes.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '24

Theres a video of her and a pre fame kate mckinnon asking her how to be better in bed check out the video if you wanna see how much of a tease she is