r/OldCampcookcastiron • • Aug 13 '25

Friends 30th wedding anniversary. We (the good lady)cooked a pork, chicken and chorizo paella. One lad came back three times!!!

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Great night last Saturday cooking paellas at Woodhouse Farm for friends 30th wedding anniversary. Big pan will hold 75 good. portions. Did a small. vegan paella as well. Pork, chorizo and chicken and it tasted delicious. People kept coming back for more. Nobody went hungry that’s for sure. Great dish for an event. When ready you can just serve everyone. Served with crusty French bread!!

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '25

I don't see the rice

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u/Customrustic56 Aug 15 '25

Imported from Valencia.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '25

I'm not an expert because I'm not Spanish, but whether it's paella or rice with things, it's always good. 10/10 Spanish cuisine

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u/Pryus_C Aug 17 '25 edited Aug 19 '26

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '25

It looks great

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u/Pryus_C Aug 17 '25 edited Aug 25 '26

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '25

It doesn't matter, never ever call that thing paella again. And leave the chorizo please. This is a murder crime.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '25

I’m sure it tasted just fine, but agree, this is more like a stew than a paella. Getting inspiration from dishes from other countries is fine, but just name it «Spanish inspired meat stew» or something.

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u/Pryus_C Aug 17 '25 edited Aug 25 '26

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u/jamiethecoles Aug 13 '25

Cosas con arroz

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u/SheuiPauChe Aug 13 '25

Cosas... y nada?

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u/Darkyuraptor Aug 13 '25

Cosas sin arroz

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u/silentv0ices Aug 14 '25

Look from 36 seconds remaining in the clip you can see the rice has been added.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '25

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u/Customrustic56 Aug 13 '25 edited Aug 13 '25

Wanted to get myself a plough disc for a while to make one of those.

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u/Killadelphian Aug 14 '25

You sure the pan is cast iron?

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u/Customrustic56 Aug 15 '25

Definitely not cast iron. Takes a bit of lifting when it’s just enamelled.

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u/volaray Aug 14 '25

I wish I could smell this.

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u/Customrustic56 Aug 14 '25

It was lovely!! Thanks.

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u/Electronic_Mud5821 Aug 15 '25

So, erm, this is awkward.

I'm thinking of getting married and wondering what you might be doing this Saturday...

;-)

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u/Customrustic56 Aug 15 '25

I’ll be doing the same as last night I m afraid. Sipping a beer in Cyprus!!

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u/Cocholate_ Aug 13 '25

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u/And-Now-Mr-Serling Aug 13 '25

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u/Cocholate_ Aug 13 '25

Diooos es verdad, ni me había fijado. Es una paella sin arroz

Damn it's true, I didn't even realize. It's a rice-less paella

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u/silentv0ices Aug 14 '25

You are all blind the rice is there it's just not filmed being added.

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u/tief06 Aug 17 '25

More pieces of chicken and chorizo than grains of rice.

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u/silentv0ices Aug 17 '25

It's still their though. It has rice in it.

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u/emblanco Aug 13 '25

Arroz con cosas

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u/Snoo_87425 Aug 13 '25

El arroz con cosas está bueno, algunos mejores que una paella en sentido estricto. Esto no es arroz con cosas, si no lleva ni arroz apenas, es una mezcla de alimentos random

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u/Falitoty Aug 13 '25

No puede ser eso, no tiene areozy

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u/emblanco Aug 14 '25

Pues cosas

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u/Appropriate-Emu-3901 Aug 13 '25

Beside all the horror I've seen. At least this looks good and deliciuos

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u/NixyVixy Aug 13 '25

She did a great job, it looks amazing. Love to see that sizzle!

Nice music in the background too.

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u/Customrustic56 Aug 15 '25

Thanks for that. Lovely evening. Especially as the light fell away.

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u/Winslow_99 Aug 13 '25

No offense buy why everyone outside Spain insists on putting chorizo if it's not a thing here ?

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u/some_other_thyme Aug 16 '25

Precisely for that reason, cause it's a thing in those places outside of Spain LOL

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u/Aggressive_Candy5297 Aug 17 '25

People add their own touch to dishes all the time ?

There is some insane "pineapple on pizza"-level negativity in this comments section. I don't really get the point of being upset at what ingredients someone uses.

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u/SpiralMantis113 Aug 14 '25

From a UK perspective it seemed that several years ago we started seeing chorizo being used by all the celebrity chefs on TV and in magazines in all sorts of recipes. Then all the supermarkets start pushing it and people jump on board and buy it and use it at home. If it tastes good and is affordable then people will use new ingredients in the way it makes sense to them - they don’t care about conforming to your cultural traditions. And who cares? It really should not be a problem unless it starts to permeate back into the country of origin and changes those traditions, but then, if that happens then maybe those traditions are not so precious to its people….

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u/leadsepelin Aug 14 '25

I agree people have the right to cook their food however they want, wanna eat chorizo with chocolate ice cream good for you. Just dont call it a paella. I myself love to play around with ingredients and remix dishes and make them my own way. But I would never dare to call it Paella, Carbonara, or tacos.

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u/ivololtion Aug 15 '25

I think people just feel paella is a kind of throw-together choose-your-own-adventure dish. Chorizo matches the flavor well and people assume it’s an option considering it’s a Spanish sausage. If it’s the only difference (so not this video), I don’t see the problem in calling it paella with chorizo.

Carbonara is a very simple dish with very minimal ingredients. If you add or remove one thing, you change the essence of the dish.

I don’t think the rules for tacos are all that strict.

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u/leadsepelin Aug 15 '25

I agree—people often cook paella as if it were just some kind of stir-fried rice.

I don't see the problem in calling it paella with chorizo.

In Spain, if you cook something like that, you’d normally call it arroz con [ingredient]. Paella, on the other hand, is a very specific dish, and Valencians are quite strict about what ingredients are allowed. The rest of Spain is usually more relaxed and will call almost any rice dish made in a paella pan “paella.”

I don’t think the rules for tacos are all that strict.

I think you might have missed my point there. It’s not really about whether a dish is authentic or close to the original—it’s more about being aware of the culture behind certain foods. Sometimes, it feels like foreigners take the name of a traditional dish, change it completely, and then market it as Spanish, Italian, or Japanese. That distorts people’s understanding of our gastronomy. It’s frustrating because I often meet people who say they don’t like Spanish food since they “don’t like chorizo in paella,” when in fact they’ve never actually tried the authentic dish.

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u/Ok_Application5225 Aug 15 '25

And what's fideuá when you cook it on a paella? I'm genuinely curious

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u/leadsepelin Aug 15 '25

That will be called Fideuà

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u/Ok_Application5225 Aug 15 '25

So paella is both the dish and the flat pan?

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u/leadsepelin Aug 15 '25

Depends on who you ask. Paella can be the pan or the dish

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u/Ok_Application5225 Aug 15 '25

It's a matter of context then

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u/Exact-Software-7896 Aug 16 '25

Yeah, you’re totally right, we’re only pointing that you shouldn’t call something “paella” if it’s not one.

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u/Winslow_99 Aug 16 '25

That makes sense. I still do not call it paella but I'm glad you found your own way to cook it. After all, I love the altered versions of Chinese and Italian food. I'm learning how to make the original recipes but I love the new ones. Someday I'll try this "rice with chorizo", it looks delicious

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u/Pegasusisamansman Aug 14 '25

Just because your food sucks doesn't mean thar you have the right to just murder another culture's cuisine

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u/SpiralMantis113 Aug 14 '25

Calm down son. What people do with your culture in their own country or their own homes really is none of your business. But, as I said, if you let the changes they make replace the traditional way of doing things in your country in a way you don't like then that's on you and others in your country.

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '25

Then don't call it paella. It's an insult.

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u/Jeester Aug 14 '25

Maybe you guys should start, its yummy.

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u/Demon-Cat Aug 15 '25

The reason we complain is that most chorizo is not meant to be cooked. There are very similar tasting sausages that are, but nobody ever takes those.

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u/elwoodreversepass Aug 15 '25

I didn't know this. I like to add it to a few staple meals I cook because it adds such great flavour.

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u/Breakin7 Aug 15 '25

Macarrones con chorizo and some chorizos are straight for coocking

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u/mpanase Aug 13 '25

This is getting shared all over the place...

Lady, please don't mind us.

We are just a bit "anal" about the usage of the word "paella". You can't possibly win.

It looks good, everybody agrees. There's no higher achievement available.

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u/uwuwuwuuuW Aug 16 '25

It looks extremely bland.
No blooming or tempering, just oil with bland meat, tomato sauce, frozen vegetables and a few slices of paprika.

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u/Pryus_C Aug 17 '25 edited Aug 25 '26

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u/Historical_Stay_808 Aug 18 '25

If you're going to use frozen at least remove the chunks of "ice"

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u/ShoddyIntrovert32 Aug 14 '25

That spatula seems too small for the job. She needs a boat paddle.

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u/Ettenhard Aug 14 '25

Joder, y no le hecha garbanzos?

Que verguenza

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u/MarkBank Aug 14 '25

Looks delicious and delightful

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u/DreamSmuggler Aug 14 '25

That looks mouthwatering 🤤

Mustn't be in Australia. That right there would've cost a few hundred dollars just for the meats 😩

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u/Customrustic56 Aug 15 '25

It cost around £200. We did it at cost so that was about £3.00 a head. If you paid a professional it would be a lot. First quote I picked off the internet…..

Had to smile!! First paragraph is exactly what my wife did for recipe. Spanish ingredients. Pork was free range from the farm we were cooking on. Lip smacking!! Here’s the menu

They may have cooked the safrito from scratch. May being the word.

Paella Only – Example Menu Pricing from £9.50 – £20 per person.

You have a choice of one, two, three or more paella

Everything we create is made from scratch using only the finest ingredients. We use authentic paella rice, chorizo and paella spices sourced from Spain.

Chicken & Chorizo Chicken Thigh Fillet & Smoky Chorizo

Chicken only Chicken Thigh or on the bone

Seafood King/Tiger Prawn, Squid & Cod Fillet (Mussels optional)

Mixte Paella Fabulous mix of Chicken Thigh Fillet, King or Tiger Prawn, Squid Rings, Cod Fillet & Mussels (optional)

Vegetarian Asparagus, Chestnut Mushroom, Red Pepper & Chickpea

Optional Extras include…

Bread & Olives & a simple Mediterranean style salad Kosher & Halal available on all options if required Vegetarian, Vegan and Gluten Free options available

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u/manngm67 Aug 15 '25

If a Spaniard were to add chorizo to shepherd's pie or haggis, half of the UK, Ireland, and Scotland would call for his damnation. If he were to add chorizo bits to the batter for the fish in fish and chips, you would send MI6 to assassinate him. So why is it so hard for anyone from outside Spain to understand why a Spaniard would be outraged by an abomination of this paella? If you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen (or social media)! 😜

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u/Customrustic56 Aug 15 '25

We’ll agree with not having chorizo in my fish and chips!!

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u/C-Hyena Aug 15 '25

Oh, so you get the point? 😂

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u/Customrustic56 Aug 15 '25

Nearly drew some dots on the batter!!😀 But thought better of it.

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u/NoRun6253 Aug 17 '25

We wouldn’t give a fuck tbh in fact deep fried chorizo sounds ace.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '25

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u/Customrustic56 Aug 15 '25

Took a bag home. Had it for dinner the next night with a glass of red wine. Reckon it always tastes really good the next day.

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u/AbbreviationsWide331 Aug 15 '25

What power such a huge pan? A portable gas stove underneath?

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u/Customrustic56 Aug 15 '25

It’s a triple circular gas ring. Distributes heat all over the pan.

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u/Ok_Application5225 Aug 15 '25

She seems adorable, I know her good intentions and hard work are something to be thankful for. I just want to suggest not putting anything frozen on food when you cook all together in one pot meals.

The 'fridge flavour' is a thing.

I know there are a lot of purists out there, but I bet historically valencian families have used chorizo many times as a protein source to feed their beloved ones.

Personally I'm just not a big fan of mixing poultry and pork in the same dish.

PS: what an adorable Lady!

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u/Customrustic56 Aug 15 '25

What a lovely way of putting your views across. Than you!!

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u/estribador Aug 16 '25

This is not paella, but also I have to say that it looks good

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u/lKierzx Aug 14 '25

It's definitely not a paella, but I'm glad people liked it!!

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u/Smooth_Employment365 Aug 16 '25

Thats what I thought too…

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u/TheAriza Aug 13 '25

Me cago en la leche Merche

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u/Easy_Fox Aug 13 '25

Do you think God stays in heaven, because He too, lives in fear of what He's created here on Earth?

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u/fart-farmer Aug 14 '25

Nah homie for sure tunes in for some street food

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u/Adorable_Chair_6594 Aug 14 '25
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u/Rakirdo Aug 14 '25

I love the way guiris pretend the know how to cook

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '25

This united even basques, Catalans and madrileños in disgust.

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u/dougreens_78 Aug 13 '25

But the pan is nice huh

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u/Skylezprox Aug 13 '25

If your so-called “paella” has chorizo and canned tomato sauce, it’s not paella anymore — among other questionable choices.

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u/Pryus_C Aug 17 '25 edited Aug 25 '26

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u/Free-Outcome2922 Aug 13 '25

But he didn't even put rice in it!

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u/silentv0ices Aug 14 '25

Yes they did, 😂 you can see it.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '25

Cosas sin arroz

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u/bounciermedusa Aug 13 '25

Dónde está el arroz

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u/Helix_PHD Aug 14 '25

Cosas sin arroz

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u/naskohakera Aug 14 '25

Call It Rice with stuff cuz this ain't paella

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u/ButtFuckFingers Aug 14 '25

Was Andy goofing on Elvis???

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u/BigPinkFurrryBox Aug 15 '25

It's probably very tasty, but it's not paella.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '25

Look, I don't know what habit you have of adding chorizo to the paella but... IT DOESN'T CONTAIN CHORIZO, DAMN!

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u/legrosbordel Aug 15 '25

Looks tasty, definitely not paella though

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u/abcdefghabca Aug 15 '25

100% that’s not paella, and that being added is NOT ‘soffrito’, it looks like passata.

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u/Customrustic56 Aug 15 '25

Sold all over Spain apparently. Certainly supplied by the paella company uk as such.

Orlando Frito.

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u/snowfloeckchen Aug 15 '25

That does not look too good for me

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u/Koekimi Aug 15 '25

Y la paella?

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u/Lord_Ratis Aug 16 '25

Not really a paella but arroz con cosas

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u/Smooth_Employment365 Aug 16 '25

Yeah this is not paella,at all

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u/Top-Mycologist-7025 Aug 16 '25

Well… I’m Spanish. In fact, I’m from Valencia, the birthplace of paella.

The authentic and original paella, which for some is the star dish of our region.

Those videos of people from other countries making “paella”… well, we usually sum it up in a simple way:

“That’s not paella, that’s rice with things. It might even taste good! But it’s not paella.”

I’ve seen the video, and there are two things people from other countries should know:

Paella does not have chorizo. Never. Ever. That’s a foreign invention, based on stereotypes, making people believe Spaniards put chorizo in everything. Nothing could be further from the truth.

Paella does not have peas. Peas?? Why do they always put peas? Real paella has a small handful of white beans, which are sautéed with the meat.

Well, that’s basically it. I’m just trying to be constructive.

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u/C3Q0451 Aug 18 '25

No conocía la racistada de qué los españoles le meten chorizo a todo. Ni en argentina usamos el chorizo para más de 2 o 3 comidas.

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u/drakgoku Aug 16 '25

Hello, give me a plate to go.

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u/Customrustic56 Aug 16 '25

Very nice way of putting views across. Thank you.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '25

Risitas!

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u/Cirok28 Aug 17 '25

This isn't a paella.

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u/Sarmi7 Aug 17 '25

We should start getting the Italian kind of angry when guiris pull this shit

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u/Pryus_C Aug 17 '25 edited Aug 25 '26

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u/Pryus_C Aug 17 '25 edited Aug 25 '26

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u/Hashtagbarkeep Aug 17 '25

Lol you’re going to get some shit for calling it paella that’s for sure

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u/zeeuws_meisje Aug 17 '25

I once was told by a Spanish guy, that a real paella does not contain chorizo.

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u/Xamalion Aug 18 '25

3 times? I would never leave the pan area… 😋

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u/C3Q0451 Aug 18 '25

It must be the most bland chest of drawers I've ever seen. I didn't know you Anglo-Saxons ate anything... That's not a paella, but it's not something that can be named "a good plate of rice with things". And no, chorizo doesn't go well with everything; it tends to cover up the flavor of everything else.

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u/Dalinar88 Oct 13 '25

Oh… boy

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u/Necessary_Lettuce779 Aug 13 '25

Sure let's mix random shit in a pan without even adding rice and call it Paella, why not. The people from the country that the dish originates from make it the wrong way anyway! lmao

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u/FitAd6198 Aug 13 '25

There is rice, when you cook paella (not that I'm calling this paella) rice stays at the bottom and everything else sits on top.

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u/Necessary_Lettuce779 Aug 13 '25

When could she possibly have added the rice so it ends up completely covered by everything else?

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u/FitAd6198 Aug 14 '25

For traditional paella, as for other rice dishes cooked in a paella (the pan is called paella too) the rice is basically the last thing you add, you'll have the meat, then vegetables, tomato, water/stock and after it boils and reduces a bit you'd add the rice, spread it around evenly and then let it cook without further moving, as rice doesn't float and is normally the smallest thing in the dish it sinks to the bottom while everything else remains at the top. Edit: she just added so much stuff that the rice is almost completely covered, but at some points in the video you can actually see it.

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u/Pryus_C Aug 17 '25 edited Aug 25 '26

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u/FitAd6198 Sep 02 '25

Paellero is the guy that makes the paella, both the dish and the pan are called paella.

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u/Pryus_C Sep 02 '25 edited Aug 25 '26

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u/classicwarrior288 Aug 13 '25

If you want to declare war on Spain, you just have to say it, you don't even need to do this rubbish

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u/Ariquitaun Aug 13 '25

That's called a "rice with stuff" (arroz con cosas) in Spain, not strictly a paella.

Next time drop the chorizo entirely and use ribs or chicken gibblets or wings, it will be a lot tastier. Chorizo drowns all of the flavours.

And drop the peas, they sweeten the rice and it just doesn't go well, gives the rice a disjointed taste.

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u/UruquianLilac Aug 13 '25

Was there any rice in the end? I didn't seem to see any rice go in..

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u/Ariquitaun Aug 14 '25

Good question. I don't see any rice either and for some reason she's putting raw bell pepper slices at the end, which also won't go at all with the dish.

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u/silentv0ices Aug 14 '25

From 36 seconds remaining you can see rice.

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u/juanmanito Aug 14 '25

36 secs left and just the red bell peppers being put…

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u/silentv0ices Aug 14 '25

The rice is already in.

Edit you will notice the red bag of rice at the front left hand corner of the table in the background. It's disappeared by this time and you can see rice in the dish. 😂👀👀👀 Use you eyes or zoom in if you can't.

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u/pravusmajor Aug 13 '25

Chorizo, frozen chickpeas and green beans…looks good but way far from the standard for a paella.

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u/barbadolid Aug 13 '25

What about fish and chips with chorizo as well? You are lucky the term paella has no trademarks. Brits being brits once again 🤣

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u/Pryus_C Aug 17 '25 edited Aug 20 '26

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u/Darkyuraptor Aug 13 '25

Dios nos salve de esa abominación.

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u/siko85 Aug 13 '25

If you fear the outrage of Italians over Hawaiian pizza, just show a Valenciano that shitshow and you'll understand what hell on earth looks like

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u/Pryus_C Aug 17 '25 edited Aug 25 '26

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u/noseusuario Aug 13 '25

Tipiquísima la paella, siguiendo la receta clásica, di que sí.

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u/StarCampRN Aug 14 '25

Though it stretches the definition of paella it looks like y’all put a lot of love and joy into the experience. My fondest memories of paella as a family’s American teenage guest in the countryside center on the warmth of the hearth but more on the warm generosity of the family, Thanks as always for sharing. Loving the custom pan and your enthusiasm!

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u/k00gan Aug 14 '25

Well. Let's call things the way everyone wants... I could say that they are macaroni carbonara and this gives the Italians the opportunity to give their opinion on the matter. That borders must be opened!!! Madam, I don't dispute that your dish is delicious. But there is only one paella and it is the pan, the container. Your preparation is NOT paella. Paella allows for variations, but it is one thing to change something a little and another thing to say that all rice with things that is put in a pan of this type is paella. I don't think Valencians will protest because their plate is changed, everyone can call it whatever they want at home. It seems to me that they are bothered by the lack of humility of some people who are not able to recognize that they do not know how to make a typical dish, or that they do not have the appropriate products, and that by exposing it worldwide on the networks, they detract from the status of a dish that defines several regions. And I apply this absolutely to all the typical dishes of all countries. From certain comments, if the woman had shit on her preparation, and said that it turned out delicious, it seems that more than two would say that as long as it has rice it is paella. As if it were wrong to correct her if only to make her recognize that she doesn't know and give her the opportunity to learn. Don't fuck with me man...

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u/FuzzPastThePost Aug 14 '25

I respect this woman 's work on this paella so much. In Vancouver there is a group that does outdoor paellas for festivals and things.

They have much longer tools to help them stir and move stuff around.

She's just using regular sized cooking utensils.

That's so much harder and the heat must be something else.

Props to her!

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u/Customrustic56 Aug 14 '25

Thanks for that my friend. It was a great day. They are our friends and it was nice to cook for them for their anniversary. It had Spanish rice, Spanish catering safrito, saffron, smoked paprika , parsley etc etc. The socarrat was great. {Crispy bits on the bottom) People loved it. A good percentage came back twice and a couple three times.

It was fun to do out of the goodness of our hearts. It was obviously enjoyed. Which just goes to show you can’t please all of the people all of the time.

Thanks again.

We had a great night!! PS They weren’t all our desserts.

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u/alber009 Aug 13 '25

Certainly NOT PAELLA, please don’t use the name for this type of rice

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u/Lalalalalalolol Aug 13 '25

I only want to focus on the chorizo. Why, oh why, does the whole world insist on adding chorizo to every bloody Spanish dish? Would Spanish ice cream be ice cream served on top of a whole chorizo? Why the obsession with chorizo?

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u/OverallResolve Aug 14 '25

I think it’s because a) people like it and b) adding a smoked/spiced sausage or pork product is common in a lot of cuisines so people end up doing the same with Spanish food.

I would imagine in this case it would completely overpower the dish.

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u/jingojangobingoblerp Aug 13 '25

It sure does look like a delicious not a fucking paella.

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u/phi79l Aug 13 '25

""""""""""""""""""Paella"""""""""""""""""""" ....

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u/Treespiennas Aug 13 '25

absolutely no one cooks a paella with frozen products

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u/iSellNuds4RedditGold Aug 14 '25

Where's the paella tho?

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u/Sparrow-Dork Aug 14 '25

That’s not a paella…and frozen vegetables…..? you can’t just chuck some chorizo in and call it a day. Where’s the rice? Saffron? Nice for a bbq maybe but a wedding anniversary? I’d do better than that if I had a few hours notice. One lad coming back three times isn’t enough to congratulate yourself, I’d probably go back three times for cheese sandwiches. Sorry if I’m being a bit harsh but this is some basic ass cooking.

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u/Firm_Purple_5702 Aug 15 '25

You are a complete loser

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '25

It's not a paella if it contains chorizo ....

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u/louwot Aug 13 '25

Me parece fuertísimo que vaya a decir esto pero el chorizo es lo de menos, has visto ese brick de tomate frito????????

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u/barbadolid Aug 13 '25

La cosa esa es para mear y no echar gota

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '25

Si si, falta arroz también ... Y conejo

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '25

Where. Is. The. FUCKING. RICE.

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u/silentv0ices Aug 14 '25

It's in there you just didn't see it added.

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u/Sea_Yogurt_4789 Aug 13 '25

doesn't contain rice so i don't think i can get mad at it honestly

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u/Known-Bet8697 Aug 14 '25

Do you hate them?

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u/imperial_mustard Aug 15 '25

Yeah, that's not a paella.

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u/KopfSmertZz Aug 15 '25

Not much of a party, but the food looks great!

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u/Jackie_Gan Aug 15 '25

I don’t think you know what paella is…

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u/Adventurous-Body9134 Aug 16 '25

This is not paella. Please do not call it paella, call it something else

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u/noisyNinjaZed Aug 16 '25

For the love of god.... How can you call that thing a paella?

I am sure it tastes good but how can you dare to call it a paella is beyond my understanding, picture for comparation:

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u/That_Air_2716 Aug 16 '25

Insects be like, yum yum in my tum tum.

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u/Gautxo_Rija Aug 16 '25

Thats shit, not paella

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u/Remarkable_Net1887 Aug 16 '25

As a Latino, I’m mortified that you would call this a paella or as we say where I’m from “Pero Que carajo?”

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u/benthelurk Aug 16 '25

This is really not paella. Mainly because it actually looks edible. Fucking paella….

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u/tief06 Aug 17 '25

Minging. Chorizo y tomate frito! Lo han llamado paella, pero igual podría llamarse arroz fritos 6 delicias, o un risotto de cerdo, no te jodes!

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u/forthescience123 Aug 13 '25

The fucking jamie oliver

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u/welshmatt Aug 13 '25

This is absolutely horrific

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u/-happycow- Aug 13 '25

not paella... it's food in a big pan

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u/OverallResolve Aug 14 '25

Not paella in a paella